mommy wipes my ass
and i hate george bush a lot
mommy wipes mu ass
by boo
Mel, there is no use
When someone has made their mind
up, and on line...
what does it matter?
by Mox
it sez:
down with government!
go somewhere else to kiss the
ass of dubya and dick, prick!
by boo
no art ap! haiku
is all supposed to have dub
entendre, theirs dubya!
so write what you spill
but shut the fuck up on those
that fulfill the perp.
by boo
just cuz you think you're
sooo bad! don't put your self-id
on what's said - just DIG!
there's stronger message
here, cauze this place AIN'T YOUR HOLE.
bad gets by cuza you, poofs.
by and mel, craphead!
and better than your "Me-Sex" is her:
what's dat? it's parts cats
and parts dogs; all its little
pittens are dat's dats.
by boo
ap, you sick shit, don't
tell anyone what to do;
you know nothing, berk!
Miss E's nude plunge by
her and Raul a while back,
better that your ass-wipe.
by boo
reach down and tickle
me she hisses breathlessly
now i know i'm on
by ap
she wiggles and moans
calls to jesus and mary
catholic girls are fun
by ap
bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up
by ap
bark for me baby
oh yeah i like it like that
let me clean you up
by ap
carbon-based poet
lousy organic life form
please let me crush him
by Anonymous Poet
weird -- so so so weird
it's weirder than anything
it's weirder than weird
by weird dude of weirdsville, USA
dude, what is this now?
whoa, a place for bad haikus
totally righteous!
by Anonymous Poet
The behemoth speaks
About her earth moving, but,
by Anonymous Poet
she want's me to stop
and I have this addiction
so keep doing it
by mellie
mudjimba's weeping
never you mind about her
women's business
by mellie
The sex was good.. true.
but now politics you spew
goodbye sweet haiku!
by Betty LeBomb
He looks up at me
Like an old blind beatin dog
It is a sad day...
by Kackarott
jake: no underwear
fly open at interview
may god help us all.
by hegna
I was too hasty
that was a dog of a line
almost went too far
who came from behind?
head was down I went arse up
so slip into me
by mellie
circumlocutely
the rain in spain falls mainly
due to gravity
by ash
I'm so organised
always ready never late
I can always come
it drives me insane
really I am tickled pink
at the thought of it
I'll come from behind
drag myself up from my knees
I go with the rolls
by mellie
snuggled in my bed
sleepy hand slides down to where
sleek sweet pussy purrs
by mellie
mellie, please write me
a dirty haiku dripping
with your sweet juices
makes me wild, happy
honestly it does mellie
vital people, yeah!
by ap
come to think of it
i post too fuckin much too
but i'm an artist
by ap
boo, you post too much
miss everything and mcveigh
no art is involved
you need to get laid
you know, have a little fun?
mommy wipes my ass.
by ap
O K here it is
political agenda
get laid now a lot
by ap
dead on. with no one
listening, no one willing
to do their big bang.
by McVeigh
dead end. big, brave bush
has gone out on a-ledged of
leadership. Jump! Jump!
by McVeigh
dead to rights ~ major
league hassle - big time: th'on in
the hyst'ricly books.
by McVeigh
dead letter: e-mail
your congresspig and that ass-
hole, vice-pig.a.dent.
by McVeigh
Haikus? Haikus? We
don't need no stinking haikus!
Aiii eeeee! Ya! Ya! Ya!
by ap
cool ice cube blow job
melt water streams on her tits
just a kiss away
by ap
pics in my pock prove
"NO FADE!" my pockets empty?
I knew that... no lie...
by NASA
corona in the
cooler sings like a siren
this could get ugly
by ap
the secret here is
to play hard and drink harder
reserve for fucking
by ap
adrenaline as
a hormone calls to its
brothers to come play
by ap
backwinded jib sail
pulls us through the weather's eye
crank the main down hard
by ap
centerboard humming
she got a bone in her teeth
spray stings our faces
by ap
What the heck is a Mudjimba?
Something like Jenga?
Or more like Risk, all life...
by Moxie
hang on laddies...
the ride isn't over
till the martini sings
by Moxie
Plug your nose.
If you desire to cause hurt.
Go play a video game
by Moxie of on stench...
Art is subjective.
It is how you feel as well
as who you are with.
if you are with those
who hate you, you sputter hate and derision.
Flowers, well... What's that smell?
Come on you damn clovers
by Moxie
news to all required
Shadow of the psychic vampire.
by Moxie
It's the belief that
stubborn-ness prevails when
the opinion here is
fixed...and neutered...
by Moxie
In the world wide web
of so many tied emotions...how
can you be kind here?
I'd like to see that...that would cause
me to drop dead from the shock of
seeing people actually be civil to one another!
by Moxie
Go to hell in a bucket,
enjoy the ride and
have a few drugs on me
by Mox
ah, when I am
used as the anger factor, you
are managing, what happens in
your lives to feel this way?
I still live at home and pay too much
attention to people on line and what
they think I really am.
by Moxie
