Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
(psst...Ash, I'm beginning to like your stuff...)...

Djarums like that spiced cider
tasty but, hard to light and
asthmatic, one more nail in me coffin
Haiku # 11609 July 2, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by Moxie
uncivil servants
made their wage, but didn't warn
the building children

their agent among
me: my warning ignored, for
furthest extent - POW!
Haiku # 11608 July 2, 2001 7:59 pm ET
by McVeigh
spewed in my uggies
I chucked on a pair of socks
tossed uggies in bin
Haiku # 11607 July 2, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie
Silkiest warm slide
drives me on in a way that
I was born to do
Haiku # 11606 July 2, 2001 1:35 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Blue sky twirls swirling
up the florescent grass
upon neighbor hill
Haiku # 11605 July 2, 2001 1:30 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
huffing on puffers
rasping like a death rattle
pestilent mucus

sucking lozenges
bronchial inflammation
takes my breath away
Haiku # 11604 July 2, 2001 12:48 am ET
by ash
something annoying about
victims, but also about Romans
they both taste like chicken to lions
Haiku # 11603 July 1, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Moxie
Garciaparra return!
And stop writing on a bad day...
advice to myself
Haiku # 11602 July 1, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Mox of competitional sports...
at woollangabba
two days of lions roaring
canetoads crush cockies
Haiku # 11601 July 1, 2001 8:26 am ET
by mellie
you play victim then
you move on and them people
who are in a bad spot, who stepped on you before
wonder why the fuck you don't feel sorry for them
Haiku # 11600 June 30, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Mox
Never killed babies
But seemed to have no problem
Enslaving Humans
Haiku # 11599 June 30, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Janis
as i always say
where there's a will there's mcveigh
now just go away
Haiku # 11598 June 30, 2001 3:50 am ET
by ash
innocent civil
servants only make a wage
good riddance McVeigh
Haiku # 11597 June 29, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by ap
innocent civil
Haiku # 11596 June 29, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by ap
mcveigh killed babies
he should have warned those kids
and their mothers too
Haiku # 11595 June 29, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by ap
thomas jefferson
revolution advocate
never killed babies
Haiku # 11594 June 29, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by ap
dead and gone. did not
act alone, evacuation
warning left unwarned.

dead done - only meant...
blowing up the building - not
sadist factory.
Haiku # 11593 June 29, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by McVeigh
redmars' adam's edom
twinkles at progeny from
venetian marble

more archeotypes
seen with seeming denial
in earth's naked eyes
Haiku # 11592 June 29, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
feral cats after
snail oysters; mist their chance
during the downpour
Haiku # 11591 June 29, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by Miss Everything
mere mountains? - Giza.
if every range was built on
blocks, for all we know
Haiku # 11590 June 29, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
like white owls, moths cling
to radient windows
reflecting the moon
Haiku # 11589 June 29, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Miss Everything
it is earth you must
l l
o l l o
vol ov
evolve
-evo
--ev
---e
Haiku # 11588 June 29, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by Miss Everything
waiting has rewards
with patience and attention
there is no waiting
Haiku # 11587 June 29, 2001 11:16 am ET
by ap
I might wait for you
but would you wait for me ap?
which one would go first?
Haiku # 11586 June 29, 2001 11:10 am ET
by mellie
wait for cable guy
and the A/C repairman
and the body shop
Haiku # 11585 June 29, 2001 10:57 am ET
by ap - nobody waits for me
adios Mary
she's leaving on a jet plane
steer clear of bullshit
Haiku # 11584 June 29, 2001 10:56 am ET
by mellie
anonymous mate
stand corrected not haiku
used to count on you
Haiku # 11583 June 29, 2001 10:47 am ET
by mellie
clit pinch
ohh ah spank
spank spank

(erect)
Haiku # 11582 June 29, 2001 2:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
does the crab pincher
tighten on your clit? and claws
finger-flick your slit?
Haiku # 11581 June 28, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by wowzer
Sea flowers will bloom
and the wind will blow sand dunes
when I'm here with you
Haiku # 11580 June 28, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Can a crab catch cocks,
in a way similar to
a cock catching crabs?
Haiku # 11579 June 28, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sandcrab with a cock.
who is the crustacean in
this relationship?
Haiku # 11578 June 28, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I put a black box
over the lower region
picture of my crab
Haiku # 11577 June 28, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wonderful haiku
is great at the beach, and when
sandcrab has a cock
Haiku # 11576 June 28, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I asked the crab this
'Why a cock?' The crab replied
'I am a grandma.'
Haiku # 11575 June 28, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Digging in the sand
I found with greatest surprise
a crab with a cock
Haiku # 11574 June 28, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With a beer buzz on
I smile at the waves and watch
the sun slowly set
Haiku # 11573 June 28, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yesterday I played
with oceans and crashing waves
I've longed for those days
Haiku # 11572 June 28, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Sand is up my crack
the waves are between my toes
seaweed on my ass
Haiku # 11571 June 28, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of the Beach
I got it, I got
it. Did my number COMER -
1 - 1 - 5 - 6 - 9!
Haiku # 11570 June 28, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Miss Everything
must hurry, suck to
CUM, here on humdinger, fuck
finger - sixty-nine!
Haiku # 11569 June 28, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Miss Everything
someone new, mox, ap,
"mel", "mox, 'ap!'",mel,"ap,'stop,boo!",
mel, "cox", someone new,
--- old haiku.
Haiku # 11568 June 28, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by boo
yeah dinah moe hum
mellie moves in great circles
makes me think of things
Haiku # 11567 June 28, 2001 6:17 pm ET
by bruce
a&p is a grocer
:)...
and yes, Moxie had a cock
and a coke sometimes too
Haiku # 11566 June 28, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
off to the crusades
i carry sword and shield
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11565 June 28, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ap
though vestigial,
used for pissing and wanking
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11564 June 28, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by ap
girls and guys...someone
really did get their thumb cut...
I do give a shit about the guy...
and yes, I do have that thing you
claim grandma has...
When are you going to be Christians anyhow?
Haiku # 11563 June 28, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by Moxie
it's a wasteful wank
coming here with all that stuff
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11562 June 28, 2001 11:36 am ET
by mellie
thematic pathway
a concept to consider
moxie has a cock
Haiku # 11561 June 28, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ap
scum slipped in his thumb
found that sugar plum don't come
frankly his wrist ached
Haiku # 11560 June 28, 2001 9:29 am ET
by mellie, F.Z. makes me hum