Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
sing the hump back song
boom shakalaka boom boom
get down get down get.......
Haiku # 12026 July 12, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by ap
lincoln, jefferson,
truman, adams, roosevelt.
we get clinton, bush.
Haiku # 12025 July 12, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ap
this democracy
needs some fixin' real fast
no real choices
Haiku # 12024 July 12, 2001 8:56 pm ET
by ap
mental defective
sits in the oval office
religious right stooge
Haiku # 12023 July 12, 2001 8:53 pm ET
by ap
defensive missile
just benefits big business
fuck the rest of us
Haiku # 12022 July 12, 2001 8:52 pm ET
by ap
hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't

you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.
Haiku # 12021 July 12, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by bboo of to sheena
hey, you're right about
the crap - it's bbaaaadd - butt better
is there, too. why din't

you see it? check out:
Fibonacci sexretary,
she hit on a high F number.
Haiku # 12020 July 12, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by bboo of to sheena
yes you did, ash, as
ap. everyone I know knows
you are the same one!
(so there, ha ha - see earlier input)
Haiku # 12019 July 12, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by bboo
Though the battle long
I'm glad to have a trophy
teletubby head
Haiku # 12018 July 12, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
welcome back sheena
this site gets more obscener
with crap and wiener
Haiku # 12017 July 12, 2001 4:53 am ET
by ash
you are mistaken
never said many were one
i am misquoted
Haiku # 12016 July 12, 2001 4:36 am ET
by ash
Silver bullet plane
connects horizon to sky
with its puffy thread
Haiku # 12015 July 12, 2001 12:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
That guy might be Nate
he thinks that his song is great
but it is ass-steak
Haiku # 12014 July 11, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
hello, i am nate
i like my song very much
my song, so screw you
Haiku # 12013 July 11, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Shmig
Nate wrote a great song
about how he smoked his bong
but it was his dong
Haiku # 12012 July 11, 2001 11:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
You can't unite the
species of toads, frogs, and slugs
in the clothes dryer

(at least not without them sticking to the sides)
Haiku # 12011 July 11, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Twirl little kitty
enjoy your ride in the box
on the sit and spin
Haiku # 12010 July 11, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
frenchy, old buddy
are ya out in the ether
vast vacuum of net?
Haiku # 12009 July 11, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by sheena
hey, it's been a while
how have you all been doing?
the 5 7 5

can we get back to
philosophy and humor
like it used to be?

i miss the old stuff
sexy, weird, intelligent
not just "shit" and "cock"
Haiku # 12008 July 11, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by sheena
I'm in Switzerland
Haiku # 12007 July 11, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by Moxie
ap/ash, you never
answered me, why do you think
so many are one

or Miss Everything,
she asked you what's our McVeigh's
location; you know?
Haiku # 12006 July 11, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by boo
fresh nicks, are they the
same as each other, let ap
figure it out, in.
Haiku # 12005 July 11, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by boo
would the worse poets
not be so often, think if
less is more so's WORSE.
Haiku # 12004 July 11, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by boo
I love you all anyhow...
Haiku # 12003 July 11, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Mox
sugarloaf was sweet
up a hill and down a hill
again, in the USA
Haiku # 12002 July 11, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Moxie
betty- blubber buns
where is she i want her bad
life can be so sweet
Haiku # 12001 July 11, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by king buzzo
I see you left jam on the desk
sticky jam
not even tasty
Haiku # 12000 July 11, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by Fatgrl of FL
Teotihuac
Haiku # 11999 July 11, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Are you okay, son?
"It's throbbing like buggery!"
Shit, paramedics....
Haiku # 11998 July 11, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
boneybaloney
.blogspot.com - shameful
self publicity
Haiku # 11997 July 11, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Jamie Oliver?
Cockney tosspot and dobber
Fuck right off mate
Haiku # 11996 July 11, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
It is a shocker
"Can I come on your tits, sir?"
Blushed, ran away
Haiku # 11995 July 11, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
actually, I'm back here.
I was here yesterday
sugarloafareachamber.org
Haiku # 11994 July 11, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a bit crazy
but i also regard people
who live in this society

as liars living a riskless lie
Haiku # 11993 July 11, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
you know, people?
if I left here?
would you go "where's that moxie lunatic"

living real life..try it sometime
Haiku # 11992 July 11, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Mox
what did billy joel say about madmen?
you might be looking for one
Haiku # 11991 July 11, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
Light bothers my eyes
and coffee insults my brain
in this morning time
Haiku # 11990 July 11, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Little frog hopping
making his way through this life
three feet at a time
Haiku # 11989 July 11, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Floor begins to shake
and thunder begins to quake
oh it's blubber buns
Haiku # 11988 July 11, 2001 11:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Flat screen monitor
all pretty like... really is
a flat screen carrot
Haiku # 11987 July 11, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Coffee jolts my mind
back into a weary day
blood for the undead
Haiku # 11986 July 11, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
moxie's off his tree
he's a complete basket case
he's off his rocker
Haiku # 11985 July 11, 2001 3:12 am ET
by mellie
more severe storms
higher temperatures floods
greenhouse polution

water shortages
mosquito borne diseases
george bush turned away

gratification
why not ratification?
bush is a wanker
Haiku # 11984 July 11, 2001 3:10 am ET
by mellie
Lovely Dallas girl
I did ask her for her heart
She asked for it too.
Haiku # 11983 July 11, 2001 2:11 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
i wait for the mail
but the mailman doesn't show
great disappointment
Haiku # 11982 July 11, 2001 1:09 am ET
by ash
Lovely Dallas girl
I asked for her heart... she asked
for a bank statement
Haiku # 11981 July 11, 2001 12:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Mostly viscous goo
this swirling and twirling poo
what poem say you?
Haiku # 11980 July 11, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Love pointed the gun.
Why look into the barrel?
I asked love blindly.
Haiku # 11979 July 11, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I've been blasted by
Loves' death ray stun gun again
left sick and alone.
Haiku # 11978 July 11, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
Kinder, I've not seen
thornless stem with brightest green
how your petals teem
Haiku # 11977 July 11, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb