if you have something
to say, then kindly say it
or shut the hell up.

how can you still type
with your head stuck so far up
your pathetic ass?

Look below, Now - Whoo!
Your name tag is broken, too
Please play again~

Listen all of you,
Cadavers and rotten dew
Leak from words you used

behold the monster
prodigious cavernosum
grandma has a cock

someday i will go
break these chains of mortal light
into the darkness

you repulsive pig
lost my valuable tape
my porno is gone

allow me to see
the inner beauty of you
i have surgeon's hands

my brain is freezing
i ate the sundae too fast
damn you, ice cream man

I'd knew there'd be a chance
that your eyes would dance, across
my moment and pants

a flash of silver
the flesh dances with my blade
waterfall of red

Stuck on my paper
and now on my brand new shoe
sticky gum haiku

Bent-up flower plants
lean over the window sill
to see world below

Tangled in your hair
I pull and tug with my stare
to your eyes-- right there

It smells just like dew--
grass, the leaves and sky so blue
a rose picked from you

Blending red and green
swirling up almost madly
lawn mower flesh bomb

Dark and twisted trail
leads me to your sacred place
fur to weave a rug

Perched upon a post
the alien owl creature
grooms black tentacles

old brown dog lies near
he'll never retrieve again
the squirrels vex him

spotting and hissing
she snarls and attacks me
hormone replacement

wife is pissed again
it must be all the fishing
skin's tanned like leather