Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

...run your tongue slowly
over the length of my cock
...teeth grazing my skin
Haiku # 12947 August 20, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ronin@stillatitbaiting

so much anger here
.too much animosity
....likewise enmity
Haiku # 12946 August 20, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by ronin@

....put your open lips
so gently on my oysters
...savouring my sauce
Haiku # 12945 August 20, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by ronin@suckingawayanimperialfishsoupinsuperiorsauce

....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
Haiku # 12944 August 20, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by ronin@8)

....no respect, i say
the man's an institution
..though a tad bitchy
Haiku # 12943 August 20, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by ronin@8)
all the wankers here
jacking off to their own words
please raise your left hand
Haiku # 12942 August 20, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by scott of stating the obvious
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12941 August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
what is all this spam?
pork by-products all around
the smell of fresh kill
Haiku # 12940 August 20, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of backdoor of the smokehouse
the bacon is mad
don't bore me with your lameness
time for the slaughter?...
Haiku # 12939 August 20, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of inside the smokehouse
Don't make the mistake,
Of crossing swords with me, PRICK!
You will eat my hoof.
Haiku # 12938 August 20, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Napol
piggy, go away
don't come back another day
a lame piece of pork
Haiku # 12937 August 20, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of at the smokehouse
What the hell is this?
A gathering place for queers?
Smells like ass on fire
Haiku # 12936 August 20, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by Napol
Gash, muff, hatchet wound.
Bearded clam, tuna town, twat.
Snatch box, lips of life.
Haiku # 12935 August 20, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by Napol of Nazi Trough Commando
i have chased god away
the haikus can return now
order is restored
Haiku # 12934 August 20, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of standing on the altar
but we must fight here
because we love the haikus
go preach somewhere else
Haiku # 12933 August 20, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of outside the church
STOP THIS INSOLENCE!
YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT FIGHTING
EMBRACE MY MESSAGE
Haiku # 12932 August 20, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by GOD of Heaven
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12931 August 20, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12930 August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12929 August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12928 August 20, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12927 August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12926 August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12925 August 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12924 August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12923 August 20, 2001 2:11 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12922 August 20, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12921 August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12920 August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12919 August 20, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12918 August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12917 August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12916 August 20, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12915 August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12914 August 20, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12913 August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12912 August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12911 August 20, 2001 2:05 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12910 August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12909 August 20, 2001 2:04 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12908 August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12907 August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12906 August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12905 August 20, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12904 August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12903 August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12902 August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by ash
i don't have the time
grandma's cock is calling me
my ass is so raw
Haiku # 12901 August 20, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by scott of flamed-grilled homo meat
I shalt not permit
you to claim my handle. Try
using oak or pine.
Haiku # 12900 August 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by ash
i don't have the time.
go look up "colloquial"
and then read a book

the ones with pictures
might be best suited to you
"Goodnight Moon" is good
Haiku # 12899 August 20, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by scott, flame-grilled to perfection
i know what it means
it means emergency room
he needs cock removed
Haiku # 12898 August 20, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by ash