Sheesh, I'm projecting myself
I need to shut up and look
at say, myself? Look at the ocean
shut up and enjoy it? Poets ARE not
useless, but it is often the place where
people try to therapize themselves.

The observers who watch
who jabber, don't you think
I take it inside personally?
Saying what they will when I ought to
Matthew 10:39?

.........my oafish lad scott
this thing here's called projection
........you have tendencies

It's a lot of issues
Politics covers many.
And some are mad
The right and left fringe extremes

The bored kids of the world
bait the so called retards,
as gangs of self assured, useless
poets

.........liberalism
was never a license for
.suppressed psychosis

Now what kind of talk is that?
Internet scrawling, toliet wall poetry
you can say any damn thing you want to

little daffodil
blooming lovely baby thing
surely it is spring

Does man love music?
Allow me to answer this,
squeezing my ass cheeks.

rotund abdomen
swirling ascitic fluid
harbinger of doom

i smell a boo..... yes
..... a certain boo with a hint
of manic moxie

i just don't buy it -
this worshipful attention
smacks of repressed love...

......ash is a good sport
in spite and despite of scott
...the guy shows breeding

......black is black, baby
and white is obviously white
"ne'er the twain shall meet"

beauty is skin deep
with all the best parts inside
i inquire within

lacking pyjamas
i find my neigbours irate
should have drawn the blinds

all the more reason
to blow this popsicle stand
in fact, all of them

http://www.consortiumnews.com/2001/082701a.html

World going to hell
As summer slips softy by
Bad haiku_ers fret

Over what? Spelling?
This-and-that? Twaddle? Twattle?
Who should suck who

(before i forget,
thanks to camelflood for that
haiku oasis)

ronin with his sword
taking jabs at master ash
now what would freud say?

frettled earthbugglies,
check your digital watches
you have until noon.

i suspect again
some overcompensation
an inner struggle

It takes great gut to
admit homosexuality even
in these accepting times

so what are you trying to
tell these liberals here?

I have been here and
I have a bit of time to say
I forgot but, what's gay?

Got to do with simple
b-sing on a website?

....we looked up to ya
but ya betrayed us fellas
........by bein a gay

....(fuckin lord krishna)

.........my wife is HAPPY
..and she's well-provided for
.....though at times bitchy

(unlike you miserable queers)

maybe "feel the width"
"folornly tiny weiner"
"forget this wanker"

(ftw is for the worst)

idiot poet
who cannot spell properly
it is you who suck

immaterial
intellectual vacuum
as if you matter

the message shouted
ftw is god
badly deluded

With pursed bulging lips
the cotton envelope speaks
check is in the mail

Cameltoe provides
clitoral stimulation
sans copulation

I dream of the hump
my labial oasis
A frontal mirage?

Soft humpy saddle
veil-ed lady oasis
Earnhardt hits the wall

My wrinkled grommet
Strains against nylon panties.
Ship of the desert

Dromedary tart.
Red velvet hot pants pulled snug.
Hustling with a hoof.

Zip the fly tightly
Feel the crease define your lips
Denim tells no lies.

The vertical smile
Behind painted on britches
Bicambrian grin

yes, scott is correct
gays do not fuck their mommies
can you say the same

Well, I'm a dumbass.
I did the whole flood without
noticing an error

and that error is
that my location during
the flood was misspelled.

Instead of saying
WORSHIP, it incorrectly
said WORSIP. You suck.

Hey Master, what do
you like about the number
thirteen? Is it that

you like that number,
because it is the number
of times you've fucked ash?

And when I said that,
I meant in the ass, because
Both of you like it.

FUCK THE WORLD, BECAUSE
ALL OF YOU BASTARDS ARE SO
VERY VERY GAY!

I am the champene
of the tripadecial
numeral, Thirteen!

Your color so rare
is gently pulling my stare
to you sitting there

there's time on my hands
but the network is busy
try and try again

low pressure system
cold nor'westerly rain squalls
beaches' booming swell

barry white singing
oh baby we better try
wife is going nuts

.......it is time to work
the real world beckons me
..........to a real job

chaucer wasn't french -
but i'll answer you in it:
c'est un reverie

.........now let us go back
...to your sweet brazilian ass
.......go forth and fuck her

(what are you, some kinda nut,
..........go do her man)

intolerant piss
let me sleep a little more
grandma has a cock