as with new seasons
the return of bad haiku
inspires poetry

another damn day
a motherfucking big mess
unwoven toupee

Congratulations
Janis, on your new site. It''s
a lovely upgrade.

This is a haiku
test to see if the new site
is working. Is it?

Why can''t we go home?
A fine question to be asked
By those with no clue

O please silly link
Post my very bad haiku
Or die die die die

bad01
bad02
bad03

Dumb dog stop glaring,
that was a long time ago.
its back to dog food.

This is a haiku
test to see if the new site
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Dear GreenPeace,please note
My Dick is named FLIPPER
He is my pet Dolphin

If It Smells Like Fish
Shes a Dish, if It Smells Like
Cologne, Leave Alone

So sick of tuna
No choice but peanut butter
How does dolphin taste?

don't ever forget
the screaming of the dolphins
dying in the nets

missiles launched at night
stumbling NATO officers
pizza is ready

Uncle Wiggley
Was a goddamn phoney, Mac!
My cat's name is Bob

kosovo problems ?
some things never seem to change
final solution ?

Slid on Bunny Poop
Fell down Stairs, CRASh thru window
DAMN EASTER BUNNY!!

good bye lady friend
no more cranial mismatch
just me and Hoover

Crisp grease strip, sizzle!
Crunchy pork, i love you
full flavor:drip fat bliss

Crisp grease strip, sizzle!
Crunchy pork, i love you
flavor:drip fat bliss

dog eating cat shit,
breath like scatophile, now I
give him tube of crest

coffee burns my tongue
like hot molten mocha love
i can't give head now

The world is so black
there is no light left to see
the darkness we share

Gwyneth Paltrow should
have won a second oscar
For her stupid speech

I made a mistake
When I said you were boring
I think I'm in love

those eggs and rabbits
antipodean autumn
jesus on the cross

my axolotl
lost out to some damn disease
yet flushed with success

a fart is a thing
with no remorse or good taste
a smirk on your face

dorals for a buck
the slushy machine proclaims
red dot woman smiles

so long landlady
you suck and so does your house
please go fuck yourself!

My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?

My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?

My name is Matt Stolz
I am writing a Haiku
It's pretty bad huh?

Thong G-String Panties
Quick Flash of a Young Girl's Ass
Presidents Nightmare Cum True

Some of this haiku
is disgusting crapola
but it's funny crap.

If it's bad haiku --
twisted, sexy or bitter --
you will find it here.

One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah

One Million Watts of
Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah

One Million Watts of>Sheer Maddness Screaming in the
Calm Face of Buddah

Yugoslavia
Easter is Resurrection
Bloody Crucifix

Christian Bombers
I Swear GOD Never Again
Yugoslavia

my cock is a man
doesn't care or understand
unusually tan

Beer, Wine, Vodka, Gin
I Swear GOD Never Again
I Want My Mommy

When you climb up the
walls of my ass, I feel your
Spidey-sense tingling.

If a rabbit fucks a chicken
You will get Easter eggs
Yes, you will get Easter eggs.

I ate something weird
four yards of fuzzy blue yarn
now my stomach hurts

I will try again
Puke a lot then grin and grin
My toilet; Meet gin

spring is a new day
jump in the moment of green
pee in the shower

happy pink rabbit
doing cartwheels in my ass
I lay colored eggs

lung recipient
coughed up the donor's sputum
after the transplant