You poor, dumb woman
That man is an idiot
and from New Jersey

She sat in 3 B.
I was by her in 3 A.
She said she was Ann.

The plane up the coast
Rock and Rolled through the day sky.
Ann wretched in a bag.

In New York City
I got caught in a rain storm
waiting for a bus

Going bus surfing
in a 42 seater
loaded to the brim

Right next to me was
a jittery little man
being all spastic!

Lacerated lips
opened up next to my face.
Damn dude! GO AWAY!!!

My anus trickles
Sticky brown lumps of matter;
Curry assails me

Oh baby, baby!
Think about what you''re doing,
And then DO IT RIGHT!!!

Fingering a tune
till it embeds in your soul.
Now that''s some passion!

Jen and the wedding.
Are you so sure he''s the one?
FOREVER is Loooooooooonnnng!!!

watching wrestling
tonight at 4:30, yeah!
wrestling is gay

Even if you just
weed a little at a time
you have a garden

Please don''t boss me
you should know better by know
I''m gonna cut you

My dearest Edward
will you get an eye exam
you''re blind as a bat

I''m a sillyass
I meant to say link BELOW
on last bad haiku

for more bad haikus
all about olean and shit
go to link above

I researched it all
haikus are not set in stone
this form is best though
:P

Stinky wallet poo
Hot weather makes my ass sweat
Money in his mouth!

fuck summer couples
having a very good time
women, I miss mine

Beer is very good
I already drank a lot
I am a bad boy

Beer is very good
I already drank a lot
I am a bad boy

Weddings are a pain
I am crazy in the head
Only six more days

a big mystery
between nine and twenty-three
vanished poetry

Dude!!! What''s with the corn?
Do you need help? A way out???
What gives in corn land?

You''re all
dumbasses
a true haiku goes like this
two, three, seven, five

kerschlopensteiner
that''s the sound of a big turd
hitting the water

Corn corn corn corn corn!
Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn;
Corn corn corn corn corn!

the secret police
kicked in the door and vanished
two weeks worth of shit

O You Henderson!
You bring the tastiest corn!
I like it very much!

O my Henderson!
You make miracles happen!
Give me corn, corn corn!

I had a blow out.
My haiku pulled a time warp.
Or was it just me?

pkj

I am your dolly,
honey, and dress like it too.
Training my organ.

I live in shithole
I drive to work in shit car
shit shit and more shit

ah. seasons you say?
brown grass, sweating ass. four months
summer in Texas

I vote with Scully
New entries are best on top
Scrolling is no fun

between now and then
there''s an awful lot of time
or at least one hopes

could the new haikus
appear on top as before
for ease of reading?

jan is, new haikus
now appear at the bottom
requiring scrolling

crimson hair, slight smile
in a flowing cotton dress
how to conjure you?

gracious, generous
interested in the arts
my mate... where are you?

in baggy green shorts
smooth leg, flash of black panties
i run my hand up

When the lights go out
The gremlins come out to play
With the cable guys

I have no arms or
legs or feet or hands or ears
but I sure can hump

Have you wondered if
Ewoks have hairy assholes?
I think that they do

turn over a leaf
some sagely as thyme parsley by
(haiku seasoning)

Shlong like a camel
Testicles of an emu
Face of John Hancock

very very very very scared
she has testicle in mouth
hope she does not bite!

sometimes I do dream
of a place so wonderful
with free bananas