all i want to do
all i want to do is run
run from jellyman
by ricky rickshaw of arlington, usa 
 
			
i watched cock theatre
a million dollar mirror
(massaging my tripe)
by kkk kate moss
 
			
will somebody please
get this man some help you know
he''s got no damn head
by Infinity
 
			
bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
good ol'' u.s.a.
by ash
 
			
smaller and smaller
tinier and tinier
infinitesmal
by ash
 
			
On the Clubhouse steps
Ernie taught us life''s lesson,
.....that we ALL bleed RED.
by SHAGGYDOO
 
			
In notes Cristo sang,
"I''m going hungry yeah, yeah"
Get that man some food!
by SHAGGYDOO
 
			
With my monkey''s hand
I can conjure up the truth
Just the way I want
by SHAGGYDOO
 
			
LC played eighteen
ran home and washed the monkey
then ate some pork pie
by Tony's Grandpa
 
			
Billion dollar babe
took me to the promised land
in yesterday''s dream
by Tony's Grandpa
 
			
In your land you see
fat, monkey-faced women, eh?
You must be English!
by Tony's Grandpa
 
			
gooey sweet surprise
chocolate center when I
opened up his brain
by Infinity
 
			
back in my dark cube
a post-it note marked ''REVOLT!''
reach for the stapler
by Hollywood Abomidus
 
			
Smegma from Kansas
Is what orangey bits are
And you eat it. Eugh
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
Satan''s own urine:
Snapple''s main ingredient.
True
by read the label.
 
			
Poor misguided fool
Everyone knows that Snapple 
Is God
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
I have an album.
''Let''s All Make Love in London'',
it''s called.  Psychadelic.
by Scrunty Hardbody
 
			
Masturbationing
Isn
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
You talk out your arse;
Jaffa Cakes are flinky
- Better than Snapple.
by Scrunty Hardbody
 
			
I
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
Jaffa Cakes are vile
Spit out the orangey bit
Or you
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
Thugs abound round here
Fat, monkey-faced women, too.
Inbreeding is rife.
by Scrunty Hardbody
 
			
Ooh, mm, Jaffa Cakes
Ninety-one percent fat-free
and orangey, too
by Scrunty Hardbody
 
			
baked at the pet store
they drug test their employees
glad I just shop here
by Hollywood Fonzarelli
 
			
" " "  "
''''''''''''''
"  "  "  "  "
by Maybe you"re right
 
			
Licking stuff is fun
Especially when it
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
The apostrophe
Is such a hard thing to use
For Americans
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
Pass  the red pesto
The purple mastodon said
And so I passed it
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
You could press people
If you had a twisted mind
and a big fat book
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
Your daughter''s that smart?
Quote her teacher again, please
I''ll kill your daughter
by Eddie Futch
 
			
The boredom trickles
Down my personality
Like wee down a leg
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth 
 
			
Morning coffee, eh?
It''s gonna be hot you say?
Got the low-wall blues
by Eddie Futch
 
			
Got the low-wall blues
Shut your mouth or I''ll kill you
Got the low-wall blues
by Eddie Futch
 
			
I know scary stuff
N Sync molests little boys
and then strangles them
by Infinity
 
			
butt fuck butt fuck butt
you are such a total slut
the new star wars sucks
by Anonymous Poet of fuck you 
 
			
overheard order
I need a cinnamon bun
no you don''t lady
by Hollywood Worker Bee
 
			
my oral surgeon
says ''synthetic narcotic''
he shoots, he scores! yes!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
giant transistor
checks his papers, lets him through
lucky electron!
by Hollywood Fuckenheimer
 
			
Cool autumn morning
The blue disc calls out my name
COME ON! IT''S PLAY TIME!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
 
			
Riding with the wind
Where you land is up to fate
It''s the frisbee life
by SHAGGYDOO
 
			
Flying disc haiku
makes me think of hang gliding
between two giants
by SHAGGYDOO
 
			
havin'' a hanky
old age loves embroidery
leave your threaded mark
by secret spalekrit
 
			
excuse me Satan
this must belong to you sir
no human made lynx
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
take my lynx machine
stomp it, piss on the pieces
torch the manuals
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
I hate lynx so much
you hear me motherfucker?
this is serious
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
a deceptive name
the planet''s worst interface
lynx OS
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
the tip of my tongue
parts your sweet lips, a little
your taste makes me hard
by hangdog
 
			
A blue cylinder
has inspired bad haiku
See this URL
by Daniel Alt of Cleveland, USA 
 
			
She studied the ring
murmurred "Ver-eee-tas" and then
said "Oooh, smarty pants"
by Eddie Futch
 
			
Unselfconcsiously
yet with great style and presence
I fear not the Greeks
by Eddie Futch