be serious with school;
oh yes my darling loved son 
ensure your future.
by moonflower
 
			
http:// badhaiku
dot homestead dot
com
by hortensia anderson
 
			
mama mama their so great
if they cant work it 
no body can
by necromancer
 
			
mom and dad are great
they give us faith
they give us wat we wait
by necromancer
 
			
			
pin pin the sarapin 
the kutsilio the armasin
haw haw the carabao
the bato tin
by necromancer
 
			
chatting is good 
surfing is good 
playing is good
eating is good
watchin is good 
but praying to god is wat u should do
by necromancer
 
			
terroist is gone in  eyes of god
they are thrown by flood
they are just like mud
by necromancer
 
			
no one is greater,
than my Father up above,
please make no mistake.
by moonflower
 
			
you will die by him
all hail to necromancer 
the strongest character
by necromancer
 
			
the greatest warrior 
it is the necromancer 
you can not beat him
by necromancer
 
			
cry, cry, mother earth
your children endlessly fight
must stop oh mother!
by moonflower
 
			
do not be dirty
if you can help it my friend
the earth is full.
by moonflower
 
			
			
You fuck? You fuck, you!
Fuck you, you fuck! WE fuck you!
You fuck? You fuck you.
wow try typing you 100 times
by you fuck?
 
			
fuck you
by fuck you of fuck you 
 
			
shanghai hopes for peace
john  lennon's rolling over
along with ludwig
by mellie
 
			
roll up for cipro
more sales then vitamin V
think I'll take a bex
 have a good lie  down
a case of too much same strain
grandma has a dong
by mellie
 
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
when I hear the word
haiku, I reach for my god
now I'm in the loop
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
When I hear the word
God, I reach for my haiku,
That sounds familiar
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
			
orange, brown and white,
These colours will light my night,
haiku ship sails on
thanks-you janis
by thanks-you janis
 
			
Evil has been watching
An uncleansed spirit will rot
mind, body, and soul
by Guido the Glory Monkey of Piasa 
 
			
they could be sandflies
can hardly see the buggers
sand flies in my face
by mellie
 
			
Perhaps it is strange
Because outside is rather
Antarctic temperature.
by pesce di oro
 
			
There are fresh flowers
Outside, downtown, in this place,
I think it quite strange
by Wk
 
			
			
life is like a box.
that's the end of this haiku -
the rest is just form
by scott (the maurading hordes do what they will...lately they've been clamoring for pistachio ice cream)
 
			
damn friggin pigeons
if i could fucking fly i 
would not beg for shit
by kackarott
 
			
I knew a dawn once,
downy hair, but not a tick
on her tasty crack
by nooner
 
			
it's crack of dawn here
but a tick past lunchtime there
deadlines mean nothing
by pesce di oro