gee looks so peaceful
ever snoring in that box
when will be my turn?
by moonflower
 
			
you know what? I just
want to say that I love rain
and I dislike sun.
by k_against_sunshine of make whatever analysis of this statement u want but I could care less as i'm tired of sunburns and i love to brood. 
 
			
think i will be there
with food and cool drinks to share
ever sleeping pal.
by moonflower
 
			
haiku avenger
i think i know your foli-
age, "fuck off nazi
punk!"
by k_against_weak_imposters of still in love with the dead kennedy's enough to let them say this one for me 
 
			
one line too many,
you cursed villain - take that!
(say no to drugs, kids)
by haiku avenger
 
			
whatever Dr. 
Laura come back when you have 
something better than
COFFEE!
by k_against_legal_drugs of i could use some crack actually 
 
			
when i hit refresh
and get haiku refreshment
it's like orgasm
by h.a.
 
			
coffee tastes real good
it also makes you wake up
goddamn i am wired
by Laura
 
			
stealing obscenely
in the middle of the night
like a grim reaper
by mellie
 
			
Tik tok tik tok tik
tok tik tok tik tok tik tok -
Time ticking away . . .
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
sounds like a job for
dah dah..Haiku Avenger!
but let's not say "art"
by Haiku Avenger
 
			
heinous crime on art
a cowardly abduction
haiku disappeared
by ash
 
			
my super power?
mutant haiku counting speed -
seventeen fingers!
by Haiku Avenger
 
			
fighting for Justice,
Truth, the American Way...
well, two out of three
by Haiku Avenger (there's a lot of red in my costume)
 
			
rising from the bay
mutated by toxic slime
Haiku Avenger!
by scott (that tanker of yours didn't kill me after all!)
 
			
flower is really
a weed, sprouted up next to
a toxic waste dump.
by k_against_everyone
 
			
what is a smile
but a frown turned upside down?
wait - that was backwards
by flower power!
 
			
sorrow fill my days
since my lover went away
but i'm still happy!
by flower power
 
			
i am full of love
life is to be lived happily
oh shit!  my count's off
by flower power!
 
			
I had a nice thing
going with my moonflower 
roast.  I wasn't done.
by k_against_deletion of wishing my beautiful, soulful works of haiku had not been deleted.  Where's moonflower?  Knives out! 
 
			
oh look, there goes Scott
overboard!  What's that fin? It's 
not a heron! Chomp!
by k_against_scott of get a grip dude 
 
			
scott adrift in shards
of moonlight on a dark bay.
watch out for tankers!
SPLAT!
by k_against_scott of wishing moonflower would come back so I could roast her/it some more 
 
			
jesus was way cool
he turned water into wine
and once spiked the punch
by scott the blasphemous (borrowing from King Missile here)
 
			
jesus came over
he farted then said "my bad"
that crazy jesus!
by Psydeath
 
			
i went to the place
he said i could not be gay
so i killed his cat
by Psydeaths
 
			
i was picturing
the moon in shards on the bay
i'm shattered, shattered
by scott (shoodoobie...)
 
			
shattered reflection
the moon shattered on the bay
mmm...roasted heron
by scott_against_good_haiku
 
			
the new moon came out
with the old moon in her arms.
october winds down.
by k
 
			
Hard to imagine
That Satan would be so hot
Let me suck those horns!
by kackarott
 
			
will you take me to
the scaryoke night at
club de ville wednesday?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
burning leaves  a breeze
white dog sniffs the air then turns
trotting home at dusk
by mount madonna mama
 
			
Hmmm... seems like stuff is
Very Very Missing No?
I didn't touch it
A phone call to my
Host seems to be in order
Will see what is up.
by janis
 
			
I feel as if part  
of me was taken away
but for now i'll deal.
by k_against_deletion
 
			
in between the walls
mickey and his friends at play
stealing food from me
by solo
 
			
Still water at dusk.
Herons in wavering light
hunt fish among clouds.
by k of near the bay 
 
			
so, like, what happened to all the recent stuff?
by um....
 
			
			
life is a bad rash.
or is life really sad trash?
bottom line:  mad cash.
by scott (shove me in the shallow water already)
 
			
			
Life is a mad Dash
From here to there, Running 
Like rabid rabbits
by Tricksta Fox
 
			
a feruncle on 
my phalanx, caused a bingal,
life is a bad mash
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Paver likes his poo;
rolls it up into small balls
saves it for later
by Bung Daddy
 
			
(syllable-counters:
"chocolate" can be two or three...
silly obsession)
by scott (yes, torture king is right of course)
 
			
Since we talk of food
French Dip with yum Au Jus sauce
Also Curly Fries
I have leftovers
And I am very full today
Who wants the rest here?
by WK
 
			
one more chocolate mint?
i know you're full, but you see
it is wafer thin
by scott (couldn't help myself)
 
			
chicken risotto
a fresh green garden salad
my tummy was full
thought it was ok
honey macadamia
double chocolate
icecream bottled plums
my gut is not used to this
belly could explode
by mellie
 
			
my heart is breaking;
i cannot express the pain;
now that you've left.
by moonflower
 
			
i did my best brod,
you know how i wish you best,
but world is too big
by moonflower
 
			
beloved brother,
whatever...wherever..whenever
i will be here.
by moonflower
 
			
you guys take this place real fucking serious,
don't u?  How sad.  
by torture king