Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
an ice cream truck sings
it's sweet, siren song beside...
the weight loss centre
Haiku # 17095 November 11, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by chali
It's better to sing
praises of good people in
your life because hey
Haiku # 17094 November 11, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Kokadjo
i made you happy
i know that today i did
that made me happy dad.
Haiku # 17092 November 11, 2001 6:21 am ET
by moonflower
so much a blessing,
i could not ever beg for more,
sweet sweet child of mine.
Haiku # 17091 November 11, 2001 6:18 am ET
by moonflower
typos ruin my life
errant "u" foils my haiku
got to stop drinking
Haiku # 17089 November 10, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by cheesecrudtpizza
Drunk again, Sunday morning
nothing butu empty bottles
I'll have another
Haiku # 17088 November 10, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn
Wishing agape was
pure love but not the love I
mistook for lust
Haiku # 17087 November 10, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Kokadjo

sigh censorship rules
cool pictures are not verses
AP's also art
Haiku # 17086 November 10, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by mr. agaped

wazzup fowhks
Haiku # 17085 November 10, 2001 7:02 pm ET
by mr. love
A place of silence
is always nice but always
there will be drama
Haiku # 17084 November 10, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by Kokadjo of I'm getting to you...that's not a good thing is it?
just to remind you,
that some people miss you so,
show love now before....
Haiku # 17083 November 10, 2001 6:48 am ET
by moonflower
caught in your own worlds,
too busy to glance his way?
wipe the tears away.
-----------((@
Haiku # 17082 November 10, 2001 6:43 am ET
by moonflower
nobody saw tears,
falling on wrinkled his cheeks,
forgotten old man.
Haiku # 17081 November 10, 2001 6:36 am ET
by moonflower
gazing at the pics,
of kids now grown up and whiz,
his happy it seems.
Haiku # 17080 November 10, 2001 6:30 am ET
by moonflower

manic robotoids
Haiku # 17079 November 9, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by the last line
a cracked site full of schizoids
Haiku # 17078 November 9, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by the second line

fucktoids hemorrhoids
Haiku # 17077 November 9, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by the first line
Hey, anon-fucker,
I can tell that you are the
so gay Kojadko.
Haiku # 17076 November 9, 2001 8:09 pm ET
by Greg Pass
JACK BE NIMBLE
JACK BE QUICK
JACK GO PEEPEE
OVER THE STICK
Haiku # 17075 November 9, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I LOVE BOOBOO
BOOBOO BOOBOO
I LOVE BOOBOO
Haiku # 17074 November 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
DID I MENTION I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
Haiku # 17073 November 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I REALLY DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
I CANT STAND GAY PEOPLE
Haiku # 17072 November 9, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LIBERACE SUCKS
I DON'T LIKE LIBERACE
LIBERACE SUCKS
Haiku # 17071 November 9, 2001 5:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The 3d haiku
Is so so very very nice
I like it a lot
Haiku # 17070 November 9, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Janis (to scott)
The 3d haiku
Is so so very very nice
I like it a lot
Haiku # 17069 November 9, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Janis (to scott)
Oh keep them coming
Please innovate please please please
This site is fragile

(use caution....)
Haiku # 17068 November 9, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by Janis
off to oregon
no terroists there but maybe
rivers and forests.
Haiku # 17067 November 9, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by k_against_
Every place has a soap opera
every place has a small drama
some people are just the audience
Haiku # 17066 November 9, 2001 10:21 am ET
by Kokadjo
Opinions are like...
and if you listen to one
you become opinion
Haiku # 17065 November 9, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Kokadjo
i mean, didn't you
like my earlier haiku?
some of my best work.
Haiku # 17064 November 8, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by k
<>
Haiku # 17063 November 8, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by k
sorry if I caused
trouble, but I didn't flood
the site. I love Klee.
Haiku # 17062 November 8, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by k
contrary counter
sadly you're no novelty
whatever you're called
Haiku # 17061 November 8, 2001 11:50 pm ET
by ash
Choose your own haiku
was the idea that came to
mind after PBR
Haiku # 17060 November 8, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by Ko
Addiction is a
largesse of excuse and waste
of life on others
Haiku # 17059 November 8, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by Kokadjo
ethics interfere
it will remain a secret
respecting janis
Haiku # 17058 November 8, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by scott (think i recognize that "suicidal" streak, though)
Picasso was a Scorpio
he changed his work based
on his moods and swings...

Haiku # 17057 November 8, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by Kokadjo
I come from a place
where things don't change quickly
and it is valued so
Haiku # 17056 November 8, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Those who stay to form
atrophy, don't stretch and
need a dang bowflex

workout
Haiku # 17055 November 8, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by Kokadjo
pushing envelopes,
messing with forms, it bothers
the stationery
Haiku # 17054 November 8, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by scott
Choose your own haiku?
how do you do that? I don't
know and am suicidal
enough, to ask
Haiku # 17053 November 8, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by Kokadjo
The cabin in the
woods would be nice, put power in
peace and no people
Haiku # 17052 November 8, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Scott, I hate to fight
but for the longest time it
just seems they'd kill you

for style reasons
Haiku # 17051 November 8, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by Kokadjo
way things are going,
they're gonna moxify me...
instant karma strikes
Haiku # 17050 November 8, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by scott
She admits as she
colors her hair red, oh my God
he's so shallow...

And I thought WWF watchers sucked
carbon monoxide
Haiku # 17049 November 8, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by Kokadjo
Well, Diet Coke and
a Klee laterz, I'm overcome
with damn, Klee again
Haiku # 17048 November 8, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Kokadjo of egad
awesome Bhutan,
alt.binaries.pictures.wall
paper, enlightened...
Haiku # 17047 November 8, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by I know Bhutan is screwed up politically but these photographs by Rock blow me away
but yes i liked the
klee too, scot's dropdowns? fuckoed
after the first one
Haiku # 17046 November 8, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fucko's fucked the
fucking, fucked up bad fucking
haiku fucking site
Haiku # 17045 November 8, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by good word janis never heard it before-apt though, tiresome fucko's!
i enjoyed the Klee
not haiku, but it is art
could have been far worse
Haiku # 17044 November 8, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by scott (it is a Pandora's box, agreed)