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forty degrees cee
high time at the old corral
happy thang poets
Haiku # 18027 ↗ December 24, 2001 10:39 am ET
by mellie
who needs holidays
i'm always a happy guy
it must be the drugs
Haiku # 18026 ↗ December 24, 2001 10:18 am ET
by ap


Well, peace on earth but
when MY Santa gives me my
present, ah...heaven.
Haiku # 18025 ↗ December 24, 2001 6:56 am ET
by k_against of ap against my better judgement, happy holidays and whatever
away with the mange
religion not up to scratch
holiday dogma
Haiku # 18024 ↗ December 24, 2001 5:22 am ET
by ash
keep up the posting
born once was quite enough, mox
my mom would protest
Haiku # 18023 ↗ December 23, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by ap

.............if only i could
caress your lungs and kiss your
.....back down to your spine

.(and, thereafter, proceed a bit
further below and, finally, there
.....to stay for an eternity...)
Haiku # 18022 ↗ December 23, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ronin

..christmas parties all
one to three all in a day
been d runk thrice over
Haiku # 18021 ↗ December 23, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by ronin

......blowing my head off
you'd find it full of brain stuff
......so creamy and thick
Haiku # 18020 ↗ December 23, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by ronin

.....hello emerald
yo there indy my man
..so what's up fellas
Haiku # 18019 ↗ December 23, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by ronin

......merry christmas k
and a happy new year too
....where's my mistletoe
Haiku # 18018 ↗ December 23, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ronin
Well...

Are any of you going to get born-again or
do I have to keep posting here?
Haiku # 18017 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Moxie
To the children of Kevin Smith

Bad haiku clerks,
mallrats in syllables, chasing mellie?
sworn of dogma...
ap and silent ash strike back...
Haiku # 18016 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by Moxie
on the tweleve days of Christmas...
there sure is a lot of ham here...

Mox
Haiku # 18015 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Moxie
Desperate, loser
Cartooner spam, ha-ha-ha
Please get sick and die
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