polishing the car
watering the vegetables
smoking some ganja

A gal who buys green mud
from the grocery...
and lathers it on her face.

ageing: however
uncomfortable it is,
beats alternative

Wading in the blue
rings and ripples follow you
watch me follow too

Wading in the blue
rings and ripples follow you
as I follow too

in a perfect world
we would get paid for farting
i would be so rich

why is tunafish
not called just tuna, no one
says salmonfish eh?

I am so confused,
value pluralism? my
higher self fired me

everyone I know
seems to be sick today, what's
up with that huh?

Pure distance of time,
Why did I wake up thinking,
This is my last year?

tibetan year;
the wet horse cock, now maybe
we'll get religious

radio-active
cat-spiders will skitter, so
i just got it .. doh!

two thousand one
now the colour of memory
betty has the blues

and a black hairy spider cat????

american spam
patriotic and very
appropriate ... doh!

american hordes
living in cartoon dream-world
channel changer life

My cat grew weird legs
from his sides coarse long and black
much like a spider

up the kyber pass
the luck's just about used up
not on your life boy

we could really blow
fingers poised on red buttons
hold my palm olive

all the world's a soap
kashmir bouquet doesn't wash
reach for the remote

rule was "speak softly
and yet carry a big stick"
not "be a dumb prick"

sing duck and cover
money may buy you power
but no brains at all