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by insta-poem of insta-poem 
 
			
Listen as she laughs:
that big girl with the white streak.
God, we all hate her.
by insta-poem of insta-poem 
 
			
Is Mellie around?
How are the summer evenings
Along the golden coast?
by Saint
 
			
Grandma has a crotch?
Hopefully not one that had
hot coffee in it.
by Saint
 
			
asdn connection
western canada, pages 
load, blazing fast
by thanks janis!
 
			
Message recieved . . .
To disconnect, press * now . . .
10-4 over & out
[to be formal and all - you
eunuch jelly thou!]
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
Me Devotchka,
I call thou, "thou" to show
Thee informal!
by Fellow Narrator
 
			
better than ever
bad haiku loads a' flyin'
now, where is moxie?
by ap  -  moxie is the real test
 
			
although it is true,
many people who post here
are slow, site's better
by k of seems better now 
 
			
slow.. as in not fast
Slow as in takes a long time
For each page to load
by Janis
 
			
the site just fine
some of the haiku is slow
grandma has a crotch
by ap
 
			
it's cracking me up
make no bones about it now
granny needs a crutch
by mellie,  I dont know what you mean Janis.  Slow?
 
			
Is anyone else
Finding the site to be slow?
If so, please tell me.
by Janis of Location 
 
			
Scissors on the floor
I should do my Physics now
I'm getting hungry
by sadistic saftypin of Mees Lobby 
 
			
I suck so beware
I watch the fussball table
I suck so beware
by sadistic saftypin of Mees Lobby 
 
			
			
whoah! bad juju
i'm glad i flushed out my cache
i thought i had died
by ash
 
			
did I miss something?
full up  to pussy's ribbon
I don't think I did
by mellie,  it was such a dirty holiday   :-)
 
			
submit not working?
there's one thing you gotta do:
clear out your cache, ash
(in Internet Explorer, select ToolsInternet Options, Delete Temporary Files...wave a dead chicken around)
by scott (computers do suck, it's true)
 
			
After all this time
here i go again...as if
it's second nature
by ComiCat of Jerzey 
 
			
too many syllables
a rebound phenomenon
after a long break
by ash  (out for the count below)
 
			
taking opportunity
the loquacious poet writes
to get his wordsworth
by ash
 
			
a small miracle
with nana-technology
grandma has a cock
by ash
 
			
haiku cold turkey
one syllable at a time
is all i can count
by ash
 
			
submitting from home
i am told the site is down
but from work it works
bad technology
totally appropriate
for such bad haiku
by ash
 
			
The host machine is
Pentium II 300
The cheap way about.
by Janis
 
			
Is it really slow????
"Oh no," is what Janis says.
'supposed to be better.
by Janis
 
			
the site is really
slow, was something changed or is
it the ISP?
by k
 
			
how many times have
you started a stupid bad
haiku and then hit 
'clear the form' because
your haiku was stupid and 
the thread was stupid
by ............ehhh? we must ignore this tendency and press for the good of our art form 'it's supposed to be bad' it's in the name
 
			
Can winning scrabble
really do that to a man?
Such lumpy boobies!
by Primordial Slime of South Africa 
 
			
fans whirling in the
computer, such a soothing
late night sound to hear.
by k of ;) 
 
			
looking at this pic
why does the phrase, burgeoning
man_tits, come to mind
by Nick Numb
 
			

Scott celebrating 
another Scrabble victory.
He draws good tiles.
by rosencrantz
 
			
i won at Scrabble
but had two blanks, four s's.
Rosencrantz was pissed.
by scott (or was it Guildenstern?)
 
			
			
ash why didn't you 
go through the google back door?
the google cashe of bad.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
i can't hardly wait
after such a hiatus
time for some haiku
by ash
 
			
but the real test is
is it moxie-proof??? can it 
be made moxie-proof?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
this site has a new
whiter white!  Much better than 
that dusty old site was 
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
I am chewing gum
minty freshness in my mouth
it lost its flavor
by chewing gum
 
			
we have no snow here
watching the weather channel
top story: weather 
by la
 
			
I am in a funk
Months and months of work ahead
Gotta pay the man
by Mojo
 
			
Finally reborn!
Bad Haiku is back up at a
new, permanent home.
by Adam of T.O. 
 
			
If you are seeing
This haiku, then you can post
On our new server
by Janis
 
			
			
all janis's base 
are belong to us,
take off every zig
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
It will all survive
I am downloading the 'base
Every single night
Right now I'm waiting
For the domain name to switch
To it's brand new host.
(any day now)
by Janis (to scott)
 
			
if I had to guess
I expect our recent posts
won't survive the move
by scott (true, Janis?)
 
			
this year is better
than breakfast or dinner were
worse than tofu though
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org 
 
			
entropy is still
a state of mind, so far this 
year ain't been better.
by moxie of fuck you