pix of this nature
have many parallels with
grandma's cock haiku

Goddamn! at long last
bit slow to recognize but
now i see the light

ethnic cleansing in
afghanistan my, my, who
would have thought it, eh?

the day continues
grey clouds give way to blue sky
if i am lucky

I suppose that an
Axis of bad poetry
Isn't quite evil

focus gets hazy
declaring war on the world
bring back bin laden

axis of evil
high rotation rhetoric
what about enron ?

you know what i say
they ought now to start cloning--
microwaved hot dogs

fuck you

Life is just a bitch
Blue skies by day cool sea breeze
Hot old nights in cot

sell your bad haiku?
don't think you'll have much luck here
perhaps try eBay

Do not bite me please.
It is unpleasant down there.
It is painful, bitch.

Sweat on my loin cloth
Listen as it falls downward.
Drop, drop, drop it goes.

I'm advertising
something called 'insta-poem'
Please buy one today.

Listen as she laughs:
that big girl with the white streak.
God, we all hate her.

Is Mellie around?
How are the summer evenings
Along the golden coast?

Grandma has a crotch?
Hopefully not one that had
hot coffee in it.

asdn connection
western canada, pages
load, blazing fast

Message recieved . . .

To disconnect, press * now . . .

10-4 over & out

[to be formal and all - you
eunuch jelly thou!]

Me Devotchka,
I call thou, "thou" to show
Thee informal!

better than ever
bad haiku loads a' flyin'
now, where is moxie?

although it is true,
many people who post here
are slow, site's better

slow.. as in not fast
Slow as in takes a long time
For each page to load

the site just fine
some of the haiku is slow
grandma has a crotch

it's cracking me up
make no bones about it now
granny needs a crutch

Is anyone else
Finding the site to be slow?
If so, please tell me.

Scissors on the floor
I should do my Physics now
I'm getting hungry

I suck so beware
I watch the fussball table
I suck so beware

fuck you

whoah! bad juju
i'm glad i flushed out my cache
i thought i had died

did I miss something?
full up to pussy's ribbon
I don't think I did

submit not working?
there's one thing you gotta do:
clear out your cache, ash

(in Internet Explorer, select ToolsInternet Options, Delete Temporary Files...wave a dead chicken around)

After all this time
here i go again...as if
it's second nature

too many syllables
a rebound phenomenon
after a long break

taking opportunity
the loquacious poet writes
to get his wordsworth

a small miracle
with nana-technology
grandma has a cock

haiku cold turkey
one syllable at a time
is all i can count

submitting from home
i am told the site is down
but from work it works

bad technology
totally appropriate
for such bad haiku

The host machine is
Pentium II 300
The cheap way about.

Is it really slow????
"Oh no," is what Janis says.
'supposed to be better.

the site is really
slow, was something changed or is
it the ISP?

how many times have
you started a stupid bad
haiku and then hit

'clear the form' because
your haiku was stupid and
the thread was stupid

Can winning scrabble
really do that to a man?
Such lumpy boobies!

fans whirling in the
computer, such a soothing
late night sound to hear.

looking at this pic
why does the phrase, burgeoning
man_tits, come to mind

Scott celebrating
another Scrabble victory.
He draws good tiles.

i won at Scrabble
but had two blanks, four s's.
Rosencrantz was pissed.

cache

ash why didn't you
go through the google back door?
the google cashe of bad.

i can't hardly wait
after such a hiatus
time for some haiku