eat my warm fig then
the way Alan Bates showed how
in Women in Love
by mellie
lets lube up rusty
Beth, she mentioned assault, ok
I'm calling firstys
by Anonymous Poet
what if GM had
not invented george bush? would
we still feel embarrassed?
by Anonymous Poet
At least I will spare
eyes from evil images;
words assault enough.
by Anonymous Poet
The regulars will
probably flame me for my
poor contribution.
by Rustybeth
Lurking voyeur reads;
Finally posts a poem
on the Internet.
by Rustybeth
Give me bad haiku!
I need that whine and grinding
brain feedback loop fuzz.
by Rustybeth of Turn on the damn heater!
Bad haiku exists
to torment the reader's mind.
No enlightement.
by Rustybeth of Freezing in summer, Melbourne
eat figs like D. H.
Lawrence, he said a woman
should be eaten so
split open and
with your tongue burrow, furrow
right up to the top
repeat until done
by randy
I've gone cold on sport
I just want to eat warm figs
Figs warmed by the sun
by mellie
new olympic sport,
pantsless figureskating, now
that would draw a crowd
by Anonymous Poet
the Olympiad
yah right, the gold metal is
not even real gold!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
......aunts are jars full of
fond memories and sunshine
.....filled with tender love
by ronin@abelatedeulogy
legions of homeless
show up to protest, but are
shunned by cameras
are they just too slow?
should they die faster? a new
Olympic test sport?
by America the ridiculous chaos gets a gold medal
Olympic agents
moving fast to cover those
slow poke athletes
FBI people
trained to do the mile in
under 4:50
by America the ridiculous chaos gets a gold medal
I kill all ravers
"mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh"
Shut it, raver scum
by beep boop bop beep
Oh, Jack Kerouak
I love bongos and coffee
Skee bee bop bop boo bop da
by Scuba Steve of under your bed
i will eat goldfish
in the name of modern art!
(cheddar cheese flavor)
by scott
Canadians,
don't tread on our goldfish,
you may get splashed
by vancouver
the gold fish lived!
mob filled Hotel Vancouver,
concierge looking grim
beautiful girl
in crowded lobby yelled, KICK
THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
by vancouver-no guff
Then I followed the
cameras and angry mob,
chase him down Burrard
He raced into the
Hotel Vancouver and jumped
behind the front desk
by vancouver
I saw a goldfish
guy like that in Vancouver,
a long time ago
think he suspended
weights above the poor thing then,
cameras poised
by vancouver
why's it upside down?
perhaps you're meant to view it
standing on your head
by s, Rhine
life imitates art
innocent fruit my victim
banana smoothie
by ash
relieve the subject
of it's significant weight.
and color it strong!
by k
tender forms and light.
nearly waterful colors,
transparent surface.
by k of We visit the Rhine II
after the scandal
pregnant beginnings, in the
case a stoned forest
by k (an article painted on the head, is suited for the painting, because it is unfit as article) of give all your Base litz to us
hanging from my feet
i am watching Baselitz
he looks like his art
by ^ of i admire you, k. art is cruel.
fish in the blenders
one fish per blender and which
one shall I turn on?
by k of art exhibit in Denmark featuring blenders each containing a goldfish with the option for the viewer to turn the blender on
spiral jetty
earth and water art
a fish is lost
by swish ^ of sweden
the snow beckons tho
i lack funds to ski, i can
still drink my friends' scotch
by k
"Ah believe what ah
believe, because most of the
time ah believe it."
by G W Bush
"agricultural
folk like us, know just how unfair
the death penalty is!"
by JW Bush
an easy target,
Texas, so big and banal...
(metaphorically)
by scott (not suggesting anything to the "Evil Axis", mind you) of undisclosed interrogation room
hmm, christopher guest?
or mark wahlberg, sean penn?
it would still be flat
it should have been good
it had such a great premise
art reflecting life
by scott to k of casting/therapy couch
WHo da ho? you da-
ho no ho you da ho, ho
I daho no yo da ho
by eatadick of malibu projects
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by Anonymous Poet
Yeah...vincent d'ono
frio would be better I
meant to say, really.
by k of um I mean...
Vincent would be a
better choice for Happy, TX
(the movie). Oh well.
by k of to scott
>>With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
>>With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
>>Calmly................................. 32 Calories
>>In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
>>50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
>>60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
>>70 and over......................... Results are still pending
by Anonymous Poet
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
>>20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
>>30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
>>40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
POST ORGASM:
>>Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
>>Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
>>Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
ORGASMIC:
>>Real................................... 112 Calories
>>False.................................. 315 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
PRELIMINARIES:
>>Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
>>Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
>>With an erection....................... 6 Calories
>>Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
OPENING HER BRA:
>>With both hands........................ 8 Calories
>>With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
>>With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
caloric expenditure
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
>>With her consent....................... 12 Calories
>>Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
