i will eat goldfish
in the name of modern art!
(cheddar cheese flavor)
by scott
Canadians,
don't tread on our goldfish,
you may get splashed
by vancouver
the gold fish lived!
mob filled Hotel Vancouver,
concierge looking grim
beautiful girl
in crowded lobby yelled, KICK
THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
by vancouver-no guff
Then I followed the
cameras and angry mob,
chase him down Burrard
He raced into the
Hotel Vancouver and jumped
behind the front desk
by vancouver
I saw a goldfish
guy like that in Vancouver,
a long time ago
think he suspended
weights above the poor thing then,
cameras poised
by vancouver
why's it upside down?
perhaps you're meant to view it
standing on your head
by s, Rhine
life imitates art
innocent fruit my victim
banana smoothie
by ash
relieve the subject
of it's significant weight.
and color it strong!
by k
tender forms and light.
nearly waterful colors,
transparent surface.
by k of We visit the Rhine II
after the scandal
pregnant beginnings, in the
case a stoned forest
by k (an article painted on the head, is suited for the painting, because it is unfit as article) of give all your Base litz to us
hanging from my feet
i am watching Baselitz
he looks like his art
by ^ of i admire you, k. art is cruel.
fish in the blenders
one fish per blender and which
one shall I turn on?
by k of art exhibit in Denmark featuring blenders each containing a goldfish with the option for the viewer to turn the blender on
spiral jetty
earth and water art
a fish is lost
by swish ^ of sweden
the snow beckons tho
i lack funds to ski, i can
still drink my friends' scotch
by k
"Ah believe what ah
believe, because most of the
time ah believe it."
by G W Bush
"agricultural
folk like us, know just how unfair
the death penalty is!"
by JW Bush
an easy target,
Texas, so big and banal...
(metaphorically)
by scott (not suggesting anything to the "Evil Axis", mind you) of undisclosed interrogation room
hmm, christopher guest?
or mark wahlberg, sean penn?
it would still be flat
it should have been good
it had such a great premise
art reflecting life
by scott to k of casting/therapy couch
WHo da ho? you da-
ho no ho you da ho, ho
I daho no yo da ho
by eatadick of malibu projects
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by Anonymous Poet
Yeah...vincent d'ono
frio would be better I
meant to say, really.
by k of um I mean...
Vincent would be a
better choice for Happy, TX
(the movie). Oh well.
by k of to scott
>>With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
>>With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
>>Calmly................................. 32 Calories
>>In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
>>50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
>>60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
>>70 and over......................... Results are still pending
by Anonymous Poet
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
>>20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
>>30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
>>40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
POST ORGASM:
>>Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
>>Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
>>Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
ORGASMIC:
>>Real................................... 112 Calories
>>False.................................. 315 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
PRELIMINARIES:
>>Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
>>Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
>>With an erection....................... 6 Calories
>>Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
OPENING HER BRA:
>>With both hands........................ 8 Calories
>>With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
>>With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
caloric expenditure
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
>>With her consent....................... 12 Calories
>>Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
by Anonymous Poet
by the way, forgot
to mention important thing:
Janis, we love you!
by sheena@paeanhaiku
this guy plays odd shit
bizarre meld of death-thrash and
tinkly syrup
by sheena@listening to weird music
att: moths
o fluttery friends
true, you make me wet my pants
that's not all bad though
terrified screaming
picks up the adrenalin
gives me quite the rush
by Sheena
pix of this nature
have many parallels with
grandma's cock haiku
by sheena@migawdwhatawfuldamnpitchers
Goddamn! at long last
bit slow to recognize but
now i see the light
by sheena
ethnic cleansing in
afghanistan my, my, who
would have thought it, eh?
by Nick Numb, USA-we will turn your country into a labour camp for FREE!!
the day continues
grey clouds give way to blue sky
if i am lucky
by ash
I suppose that an
Axis of bad poetry
Isn't quite evil
by Janis
focus gets hazy
declaring war on the world
bring back bin laden
by ash
axis of evil
high rotation rhetoric
what about enron ?
by ash
you know what i say
they ought now to start cloning--
microwaved hot dogs
by ryan morrison of california
Life is just a bitch
Blue skies by day cool sea breeze
Hot old nights in cot
by mellie, hey g'day saint :-)
sell your bad haiku?
don't think you'll have much luck here
perhaps try eBay
by scott
Do not bite me please.
It is unpleasant down there.
It is painful, bitch.
by insta-poem of insta-poem
Sweat on my loin cloth
Listen as it falls downward.
Drop, drop, drop it goes.
by insta-poem of insta-poem
