so where is moxie?
chaos is so essential
to any system.

california
telecommunications
illumination

okay, now class starts
no more clicking and scrolling?
not blatantly, then.

inevitably,
establishmentarians
deteriorate

shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
(oh no, Mister Bill wrote that one before.
the bard wrote love sonnets without much pay -
although perhaps they helped the dude to score)

cupid struck me with a poison arrow
i'm cursed to love someone who doesn't care
a sweet venom courses through my marrow
(it could be sucked out, but i won't go there)

janis: this is a bad sonnet, it's true
will you forgive me on saint valentine's?
my love for you is too grand for haiku
all i can do is drink and stretch my rhymes

with tongue in cheek, i hope you hear this plea:
iambic yours for all eternity

Elvis:
grandiosity
template?

I think that's my first
3 word compliant haiku
I challenge you all!

curiosity:
irresponsibility
accelerator.

.....well, well, now they can
clone pussies....trying hard to think
of something witty......

my winter event
"the lounge" reclining, no race
canadian sport

janis your cousin
made that last goal happen,
oh-oh fight! fight!

did you see the dutch
speedskater with the stiffy?
cost him a false start.

too much movement
at the start of that race, plus
one eagle-eyed judge

I hear one luge
person calls her sled the
"sybian", good vibes?

Bumpy ride must be
as good as knobby tires
on a mountain bike

Yeah! Janis it's on
here now.... Goyette just scored
Canada's second goal

Today my cousin
Plays hockey for the country.
Canada / Russia

I have to admit
My only Olympic dream:
An olympic high

Laying on the couch...
It is just me practicing
For the Luge event

when I rule the world
things would be a lot better
than if you ruled it

when i rule the world
things will be a lot better
at least for my friends

a total snow job
judges skating on thin ice
and canada's piste

canadians win
the gold? No, it don't look good.
yeah, the russians sucked.

made me cry
they skated so well
should have won gold.

a lone firewall stands
ablaze, seperating you
and empyrean peace

Hear that distant cry?*
It was a summons by you
to raise Bog's demon.

*echoing like a bell in your head
[tisk, tisk, look what you've done now]

......i made it guys, yeah
looks like i gotta wear shades
.....my figtures too bright

Clicking on my mouse
I see many clever posts
It smells of cheese here.

I don't give a fuck
DH Lawrence can suck eggs
Now I suck mangoes

Hot sweet juicy smooth
dripping down my chinny-chin
blissfully tasty

i don't give a fig
it looks like a clam to me
fuck d h lawrence

yeah norma and
glenda were such ballbreakers
if memory serves

you would think all the
fig-slurping would have improved
their mood, some people!

windswept limbs groaning
big low cumuli charging
southerly buster

Sexy Olympic
sport, woman's speed skating or
camel-toes on ice. :P

eat my warm fig then
the way Alan Bates showed how
in Women in Love

lets lube up rusty
Beth, she mentioned assault, ok
I'm calling firstys

what if GM had
not invented george bush? would
we still feel embarrassed?

At least I will spare
eyes from evil images;
words assault enough.

The regulars will
probably flame me for my
poor contribution.

Lurking voyeur reads;
Finally posts a poem
on the Internet.

Give me bad haiku!
I need that whine and grinding
brain feedback loop fuzz.

Bad haiku exists
to torment the reader's mind.
No enlightement.

eat figs like D. H.
Lawrence, he said a woman
should be eaten so

split open and
with your tongue burrow, furrow
right up to the top

repeat until done

I've gone cold on sport
I just want to eat warm figs
Figs warmed by the sun

new olympic sport,
pantsless figureskating, now
that would draw a crowd

the Olympiad
yah right, the gold metal is
not even real gold!!!!!!!!!!

......aunts are jars full of
fond memories and sunshine
.....filled with tender love

legions of homeless
show up to protest, but are
shunned by cameras

are they just too slow?
should they die faster? a new
Olympic test sport?

Olympic agents
moving fast to cover those
slow poke athletes

FBI people
trained to do the mile in
under 4:50

I kill all ravers
"mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh"
Shut it, raver scum

Oh, Jack Kerouak
I love bongos and coffee
Skee bee bop bop boo bop da