Laying on the couch...
It is just me practicing
For the Luge event

when I rule the world
things would be a lot better
than if you ruled it

when i rule the world
things will be a lot better
at least for my friends

a total snow job
judges skating on thin ice
and canada's piste

canadians win
the gold? No, it don't look good.
yeah, the russians sucked.

made me cry
they skated so well
should have won gold.

a lone firewall stands
ablaze, seperating you
and empyrean peace

Hear that distant cry?*
It was a summons by you
to raise Bog's demon.

*echoing like a bell in your head
[tisk, tisk, look what you've done now]

......i made it guys, yeah
looks like i gotta wear shades
.....my figtures too bright

Clicking on my mouse
I see many clever posts
It smells of cheese here.

I don't give a fuck
DH Lawrence can suck eggs
Now I suck mangoes

Hot sweet juicy smooth
dripping down my chinny-chin
blissfully tasty

i don't give a fig
it looks like a clam to me
fuck d h lawrence

yeah norma and
glenda were such ballbreakers
if memory serves

you would think all the
fig-slurping would have improved
their mood, some people!

windswept limbs groaning
big low cumuli charging
southerly buster

Sexy Olympic
sport, woman's speed skating or
camel-toes on ice. :P

eat my warm fig then
the way Alan Bates showed how
in Women in Love

lets lube up rusty
Beth, she mentioned assault, ok
I'm calling firstys

what if GM had
not invented george bush? would
we still feel embarrassed?

At least I will spare
eyes from evil images;
words assault enough.

The regulars will
probably flame me for my
poor contribution.

Lurking voyeur reads;
Finally posts a poem
on the Internet.

Give me bad haiku!
I need that whine and grinding
brain feedback loop fuzz.

Bad haiku exists
to torment the reader's mind.
No enlightement.

eat figs like D. H.
Lawrence, he said a woman
should be eaten so

split open and
with your tongue burrow, furrow
right up to the top

repeat until done

I've gone cold on sport
I just want to eat warm figs
Figs warmed by the sun

new olympic sport,
pantsless figureskating, now
that would draw a crowd

the Olympiad
yah right, the gold metal is
not even real gold!!!!!!!!!!

......aunts are jars full of
fond memories and sunshine
.....filled with tender love

legions of homeless
show up to protest, but are
shunned by cameras

are they just too slow?
should they die faster? a new
Olympic test sport?

Olympic agents
moving fast to cover those
slow poke athletes

FBI people
trained to do the mile in
under 4:50

I kill all ravers
"mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh"
Shut it, raver scum

Oh, Jack Kerouak
I love bongos and coffee
Skee bee bop bop boo bop da

i will eat goldfish
in the name of modern art!
(cheddar cheese flavor)

Canadians,
don't tread on our goldfish,
you may get splashed

the gold fish lived!
mob filled Hotel Vancouver,
concierge looking grim

beautiful girl
in crowded lobby yelled, KICK
THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!

Then I followed the
cameras and angry mob,
chase him down Burrard

He raced into the
Hotel Vancouver and jumped
behind the front desk

I saw a goldfish
guy like that in Vancouver,
a long time ago

think he suspended
weights above the poor thing then,
cameras poised

why's it upside down?
perhaps you're meant to view it
standing on your head

life imitates art
innocent fruit my victim
banana smoothie

relieve the subject
of it's significant weight.
and color it strong!

tender forms and light.
nearly waterful colors,
transparent surface.

after the scandal
pregnant beginnings, in the
case a stoned forest

hanging from my feet
i am watching Baselitz
he looks like his art

fish in the blenders
one fish per blender and which
one shall I turn on?

spiral jetty
earth and water art
a fish is lost

the snow beckons tho
i lack funds to ski, i can
still drink my friends' scotch

"Ah believe what ah
believe, because most of the
time ah believe it."

G not J

"agricultural
folk like us, know just how unfair
the death penalty is!"

an easy target,
Texas, so big and banal...
(metaphorically)

hmm, christopher guest?
or mark wahlberg, sean penn?
it would still be flat

it should have been good
it had such a great premise
art reflecting life