forget the rest ash
congratulations are due
just swell for your wife

broken sleep on call
and another baby due
rest is history

circling like a shark
old apetite and dead eyes
showing all your teeth

goddamn what a drag
just say something obvious
make a soothing sound

handguns are sexy
say i had you in my sights
and then slowly squeezed

knowing what to do
in case of emergency
is overrated

man at the concert
has a large nosering, he seems
like one easily led.

houston is just like
cleveland but with the color
removed, bush's home......

In darkended dreams
I drank modern grapes of wrath
reaping bitter wine

flushed with cache, well no,
but when forms fail me and don't
work, it's frustrating.

bad cache it turns out
but it took a hell of a
lot of refreshing

your computersh drunk
in cache you hadn't notished
it needsh to be purged

blank

JANIS! Scott and I
are having a debate on
whether or not your

submit form is now
officially up on your
site again. In my

case, it's not and I'm
using a saved form to post
so is my cache screwed?

or what?

hey janis your
cousin got a goal tonight
she won most draws too

Brittany:
Golden
Nipples

horny teenagers
pissed off by "In the Bedroom"
sorry kids, no tits

watching bad tv
beats watching fast paced movies
made by Hollyweird

That certain baddness
Oh, it remains elusive
On some poem days

now that is bad chip,
but very good bad haiku,
thanks so very much

billions of insects
dead days i can't stop counting
the ocean's blind depths

tick tick tick tick tick
crows make me think of nothing
- a trick of the light

i stage dived last night
great fun, and i wasn't dropped
bluegrass drives me wild

no one notices
i kill myself each morning
for captain howdy

thinking is a crutch
the sky's a cunt that i fist
victoriously

stoned on saturday
pretty girl milking a cow
love is an anus

It just seems to lack
that zen-like quality of
a good bad haiku

My cult-ish leader
Very anxious to clone me
Should I disown me?

(is that what you meant?)

tantric,
buddhist,
fuckers!

my cult leader
wants to clone me! should I
disown me?

capitalism,
individuality,
cannibalism.

Ban electric chairs!!!
more sensible slow-cooking
crock-pot solution

Coffee-cup tumor
swells and fills up to the brim
put that lid on tight!

Up and down I bounce
waving my half-Chevy flag
I love sports, and Coke

Olympics:
Couch-potato
Heaven.

California:
Privatisation
Hydro-Electrocution.

Moxie:
Human
Gerbil?

suicide aside
the rest was purely pleasure
turning inside out

so where is moxie?
chaos is so essential
to any system.

california
telecommunications
illumination

okay, now class starts
no more clicking and scrolling?
not blatantly, then.

inevitably,
establishmentarians
deteriorate

shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
(oh no, Mister Bill wrote that one before.
the bard wrote love sonnets without much pay -
although perhaps they helped the dude to score)

cupid struck me with a poison arrow
i'm cursed to love someone who doesn't care
a sweet venom courses through my marrow
(it could be sucked out, but i won't go there)

janis: this is a bad sonnet, it's true
will you forgive me on saint valentine's?
my love for you is too grand for haiku
all i can do is drink and stretch my rhymes

with tongue in cheek, i hope you hear this plea:
iambic yours for all eternity

Elvis:
grandiosity
template?

I think that's my first
3 word compliant haiku
I challenge you all!

curiosity:
irresponsibility
accelerator.

.....well, well, now they can
clone pussies....trying hard to think
of something witty......

my winter event
"the lounge" reclining, no race
canadian sport

janis your cousin
made that last goal happen,
oh-oh fight! fight!

did you see the dutch
speedskater with the stiffy?
cost him a false start.

too much movement
at the start of that race, plus
one eagle-eyed judge