Happiness, said John,
is a warm gun. My finger
on your trigger is ...
by ComiCat of Jerzey
forget the rest ash
congratulations are due
just swell for your wife
by mellie
broken sleep on call
and another baby due
rest is history
by ash
circling like a shark
old apetite and dead eyes
showing all your teeth
goddamn what a drag
just say something obvious
make a soothing sound
by Chip The Giant Maggot
handguns are sexy
say i had you in my sights
and then slowly squeezed
by Chip The Giant Maggot
knowing what to do
in case of emergency
is overrated
by Chip The Giant Maggot
man at the concert
has a large nosering, he seems
like one easily led.
by k
houston is just like
cleveland but with the color
removed, bush's home......
by k
In darkended dreams
I drank modern grapes of wrath
reaping bitter wine
flushed with cache, well no,
but when forms fail me and don't
work, it's frustrating.
by k of to ash...ram...
bad cache it turns out
but it took a hell of a
lot of refreshing
by k of I've been refreshing the cache for days and it wouldn't work, so IE is screwed, what else is new
your computersh drunk
in cache you hadn't notished
it needsh to be purged
by ash................. oh! k
JANIS! Scott and I
are having a debate on
whether or not your
submit form is now
officially up on your
site again. In my
case, it's not and I'm
using a saved form to post
so is my cache screwed?
or what?
by K
hey janis your
cousin got a goal tonight
she won most draws too
by Anonymous Poet
Brittany:
Golden
Nipples
by Anonymous Poet
horny teenagers
pissed off by "In the Bedroom"
sorry kids, no tits
by scott (brilliant film)
watching bad tv
beats watching fast paced movies
made by Hollyweird
by k
That certain baddness
Oh, it remains elusive
On some poem days
by Janis
now that is bad chip,
but very good bad haiku,
thanks so very much
by rainy days will seem different from now on
billions of insects
dead days i can't stop counting
the ocean's blind depths
tick tick tick tick tick
crows make me think of nothing
- a trick of the light
by Chip The Giant Maggot
i stage dived last night
great fun, and i wasn't dropped
bluegrass drives me wild
by scott
no one notices
i kill myself each morning
for captain howdy
by Chip The Giant Maggot
thinking is a crutch
the sky's a cunt that i fist
victoriously
by Chip The Giant Maggot
stoned on saturday
pretty girl milking a cow
love is an anus
by Chip The Giant Maggot
It just seems to lack
that zen-like quality of
a good bad haiku
by not really but thanks for trying
My cult-ish leader
Very anxious to clone me
Should I disown me?
(is that what you meant?)
by Janis
tantric,
buddhist,
fuckers!
by pigdog :)
my cult leader
wants to clone me! should I
disown me?
by Try 575ing this janis or anyone
capitalism,
individuality,
cannibalism.
by Janis
Ban electric chairs!!!
more sensible slow-cooking
crock-pot solution
by Betty LeBomb
Coffee-cup tumor
swells and fills up to the brim
put that lid on tight!
by Betty LeBomb
Up and down I bounce
waving my half-Chevy flag
I love sports, and Coke
by Betty LeBomb
Olympics:
Couch-potato
Heaven.
by Zeus
California:
Privatisation
Hydro-Electrocution.
by pigdog
Moxie:
Human
Gerbil?
by Thanks for reminding me
suicide aside
the rest was purely pleasure
turning inside out
by ap
so where is moxie?
chaos is so essential
to any system.
by ap
california
telecommunications
illumination
by ap - There's better out there. who's next?
okay, now class starts
no more clicking and scrolling?
not blatantly, then.
by sheena
inevitably,
establishmentarians
deteriorate
by scott (don't worry, janis, i'm harmless)
shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
(oh no, Mister Bill wrote that one before.
the bard wrote love sonnets without much pay -
although perhaps they helped the dude to score)
by scott (part #1)
cupid struck me with a poison arrow
i'm cursed to love someone who doesn't care
a sweet venom courses through my marrow
(it could be sucked out, but i won't go there)
by scott (part #2)
janis: this is a bad sonnet, it's true
will you forgive me on saint valentine's?
my love for you is too grand for haiku
all i can do is drink and stretch my rhymes
by scott (part #3)
with tongue in cheek, i hope you hear this plea:
iambic yours for all eternity
by scott (part #4)
Elvis:
grandiosity
template?
by Nick Numb
I think that's my first
3 word compliant haiku
I challenge you all!
by Janis
curiosity:
irresponsibility
accelerator.
by Janis
.....well, well, now they can
clone pussies....trying hard to think
of something witty......
by dinky sweat.....
my winter event
"the lounge" reclining, no race
canadian sport
by ap
janis your cousin
made that last goal happen,
oh-oh fight! fight!
by Anonymous Poet
