Hot, wet sultry night
odor of musk assail the nose
peed my pants again

Manly features caught,
jumping fences higher than high
primal scream springs forth

People laugh alot
reality is funny
I cannot get caught

People laugh alot
reality is funny
I cannot get caught

Doberman's teeth snap
biting butt cheeks' supple flesh
primal scream springs forth

Hello from the West
I had fun visiting you
Hope to talk again

just for the fun o'
it. I'll remain in this place
or elsee I'm cabbage.

A bad po em is
one thing. A bad Hai ku adds
up to sev en teen

It's been awhile since
I submitted a Haiku.
So then here is two

man with a gun
shoot me in head
oh, the pain!!!

Lack of Breast
As the laser points and bullet enters your breast
your breast, you scream. Pieces of breast
fall in my mouth. Rather chewy.

Haiku removed at author's request.

She was small, white, round
Like that perfumed piece of soap
In the urinal

Cigarette butt caught in
urinal's screen, still,
here I drain the lizard

GRRR
i pity you fool
grrRR

Our Sweet Lord who conquers all
He loves you too, babe.

Dried salt on my windshield
oriental brush strokes
made by heavy road equipment

Hawks hover, soar, pose above
stark winter tree,
no liquor sales till noon, Sunday

Old people drive so
slowly that I want to hit
them upside the head

darkness surrounds me
again the dumpster my friend
stupid mafia

I love the women
The women love me so much
I have gone crazy.
(Sean done knew that!!!!)

I am thinking now
I can't think of a good word
to end this haiku.

In the dark of night
I heard a scream of terror
From the girl next door

The cool blue bobcat
Running swiftly the forest
Looking for some food

Donny was sleeping
In His bedroom late last night
Because He was tired

The car would not start
So I kicked the dumb thing twice
I hurt my big toe

I shot three free-throws
I made only one of three
And I was very mad

Troy likes partying all night
Drinking is not for me
So let me party

Oh no! Only just
begun, and already I've
run out of syllab-

think about nothing
as empty as a reflex
sit and watch tv

I had a little debbie
It was in my pocket
and that is all.

The stars shining bright.
Up in the sky up so high.
I love to watch stars..

I like football games
They are very exciting
I play it a lot.

Are stubborn and stupid
They are lazy, always pains
They are also jerks.

I will always care
About you Benny Cooper
Because I love you.

HEAT The light gleamed on my
Dark shirt as sweat poured down my
eyes, that burned my face.

I like basketball
Because I play it okay
We win lots of games.

So awesome it is
Getting out of school for snow
But there is no more.

When I was a lad
I was bad for my grandma
Can't handle me.

Although it's lonely
You don't have to worry much
Because you'll get out.

You have two dollars
Make my name in bubble form
Hey, do not get loud.

You can sit alone
Or you can sit together
And write a haiku

The word I seek
is not for all to know, but
for my ears only.

Mr. Lovell is very nice.
She does not give lots of homework
Thats why she is nice

I love rock music
I listen to it all the time
It is very cool.

The car is started
The car is going down the road
The car died on him

Brent brought ships to class
They are good to eat with pop
The brand is guys chips

I sit in this class
Thinking of a cool Haiku
That makes sense to me

A deer swiftly ran
As I was admirring its
Graceful figure

Horses run with the wind
There manes blowing in the wind
So beautiful and long