So my request is ....
Has this been happening to
Any of you all?
by Janis
in the interests
of pointlessness and boredom
this is my next post
by k of oedipa_maas
in the interests of
full disclosure and fair play,
that last post was mine
by scott/existentknight (nonexistentknight was taken)
what's your screen name, ash?
you can improve my rating
(now 2020)
by existentknight
as an unabashed
literati predator
you can eat my words
by ash
i play online games
literati is a fun
way to kill the time
by oedipa_maas333 of only a 1650 rating though...but I'll give you a run for the money if you see me in the Intermidiate Lounge
pointless bad haiku
number one eight seven three
nine......but I'm published!
by k
i think there's over
four million lines of code here
with bugs like landmines
by scott of enemy territory
it's lack of ego
a nod to e. e. cummings
and pure laziness
by Scott (there, ya happy now?)
ever notice that
folks will capitalize all
but the pronoun "I"?
by Andy Haikurooney
chairman of the bored,
Frank...what an amazing voice!
(i mean Joe, of course...)
by scott
what is it with Cher?
too much formaldehyde, eh?
(next time - half the mix)
by Doc Nippon Tuck
guess that's what you get
way too much googlewhacking
leaves you spent and sore
by S. Gabby Peenus
like to summarize
remember that old monks hide
scabby penises
by Pure Nonsense
6809 -
man, what a great little chip!
A plus B is D
by scott, to the Fourth Way (well, maybe just to himself)
Surge of Violence
Threatens Mideast Peace Idea
-Yahoo 'news' title
by Modern Oxymoron-mideast peace-talks chapter
forget five course meals!
all i need is in this snack-
enriched bleached flour
by the fourth way
get the "look" you love
cosmetic surgery helps
he'll "see" the real you
by Doc Nippon Tuck
frogs in her pockets
locust barettes in her hair
walking to egypt
by the fourth way
On my new iLamp
cotton clouds hold me up and
haiku floats below
by Betty LeBomb
jessica fletcher
was way better than matlock
in my opinion
by the fourth way
trs-80,
a commodore 64,
man I miss those days
by the fourth way
what these eyes did see
how my soul truly desired
you will never know
by Cad A. Ver (note to pathologist)
Pupils dilated
and fixed, apnoeic, pulseless.
Certified stone dead.
(progress note found in medical record of patient awaiting autopsy, converted to haiku by addition of one syllable in last line)
by Anonymous Poet
i eat my mistake
my "profiterole lotion"
soothes indigestion
by ash of whacked already
"profiterole lapdance"
is wack*, no doubt about it
but not googlewhack**
*http://www.rapdict.org/terms/w
**http://www.googlewhack.com
by scott
tried googlewhacking
my "profiterole lapdance"
exposed its weakness
by ash
i have google whacked...
wow, what an intense feeling!
and right at my desk!
by scott (the words were "diatonic wienerschnitzel")
oh well, whatever
I swear I don't have a gun
smells like bad haiku
by scott, to Seattle
villanelle sex search
gives new meanings to the term
"Googlewhacking it"
by k
a.i.c.: rooster
get born again, over now
...the killer is me
by the fourth way of seattle
Billie Jean, Brickhouse,
When Doves Cry...call us for these
compilation hits!
by tvmusic4suckers.com of your t.v.
do you googlewhack?
love ephemeral pursuits?
elusive concepts?
by A. Musing
give me King Missile,
give me The Onion online.
what else do you need?
by scott of listening to "Take Stuff From Work"
elements conspire
overcast in New England
where the hell's the snow?
by Nita Goodstorm
Sad life of ivy
It's exterior robust
Really quite fragile
by Janis
the government sucks
no wonder we are allies
your government too
by ash
take two aspirin
and call me in the morning
fuck that, i'm sick now
by ap
I love bad haiku
when there's nothing else to do
(could be lots worse though)
by Graciously Insane
my ivy's dying
now and then it drops a leaf
i have no TV
by scott of living la vida poca
must go to the store
the food that was in my fridge
it just 'ate' no more
by lazy daisy
digital watches
worn only by lesbians
and sundry others
by Ellen
Penis breath dojo curse?
I wouldn't know.
I use Certs.
by dufus of Pablum, Amerikkka
beneath the blankets
winter whispered purity
snow and promises
by Nita Goodstorm
if the universe
is all male genitalia
i guess we're just nuts
by the fourth way of seattle
how well would we fare
if we all were on welfare?
ah well...fare thee well
by the fourth way of seattle
past doesn't exist
it is never even past
past is this moment
by A. Musing
Olympics are gone
Unhappy people are mad.
Yea! Controversy!
by Greth of Here
