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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
ich bin nicht sehr froh
Haiku # 18810 March 4, 2002 6:47 am ET
by seb of 1st floor
sleep well fellow friends
for hours and untouched by
what's called CET
Haiku # 18809 March 4, 2002 6:42 am ET
by seb of central europe
i am a fan of
peanut butter sandwiches
yum yum yum yum yum.
Haiku # 18808 March 4, 2002 6:37 am ET
by seb of berlin
my grandfather is
a rather old man, baby
does that surprise you?
Haiku # 18807 March 4, 2002 6:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I mean, we're looking
down on Wayne's basement, only
that's not Wayne's basement.
Haiku # 18806 March 3, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by gArth of basement
...the ending is reached
before the"ah hah" climaxed
(sounds familiar,eh?)
Haiku # 18805 March 3, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Vi A. Gra
my heavy eyelids
battle against gravity
after night duty
Haiku # 18804 March 3, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by ash
The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then
Haiku # 18803 March 3, 2002 8:20 pm ET
by Devo of Michigan
black licorice
no stars swirling deep within
night sky hard and wet
Haiku # 18802 March 3, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Jim Cantore
The futur insn't what it used to be.
At least I think so.
Haiku # 18801 March 3, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Mr.1051 of Canada
quick course in Chinese
thank you is " twen tee persent"
(Chinese waiter joke)
Haiku # 18800 March 3, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Nu Lo
"someone thinks you are
wonderfully mysterious"
my fortune cookie

hey, lucky penny
you're the mysterious one
thank you for the smile
Haiku # 18799 March 3, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by scott (yes, i got this verbatim)
2 AM phone call
my drunken friends want to know
"did you sleep with her?"
Haiku # 18798 March 3, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by scott...and no
fifty-six degrees!
strangest warm March confuses
teases New England
Haiku # 18797 March 3, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by not complaining though
Peter Greenaway?
that's another story though...
inventive genius
Haiku # 18796 March 3, 2002 11:36 am ET
by A. Musing
call me old-fashioned
still a faithful U2 fan
(no picture needed)
Haiku # 18795 March 3, 2002 11:32 am ET
by A. Musing
pleasantly surprised
ephemeral spirits pass by
pull upon my soul
Haiku # 18794 March 3, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
circle the wagons
no one is gonna fix mine
i did the poodle
Haiku # 18793 March 3, 2002 8:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
being delights in
being, the morning wraps me
steady as a flame

dreamt of falling in
a lawnmower where the blades
were made of taffy
Haiku # 18792 March 3, 2002 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brush of sunlight...but
in gray drifts you gather round,
my indirection

finds direction out,
sun rises again, time to
fall through a dark swirl.
Haiku # 18791 March 3, 2002 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


Jazz avant garde that
pushes the limits of thought
is really quite rare
Haiku # 18790 March 3, 2002 5:52 am ET
by one more time..... of BROUN FELLINIS RULE!


Jazz avant garde that
pushes the limits of thought
is really quite rare
Haiku # 18789 March 3, 2002 5:52 am ET
by k_for_really_fucking_amazing_jazz of BROUN FELLINIS RULE!
arrived home from the
north beach neighborhood, I saw
the broun fellinis

what a great jazz band
why do people insist on
talking during play?
Haiku # 18788 March 3, 2002 5:47 am ET
by k_against_people_who_talk_during_really_great_jazz_sets of not giving ANYONE here my email address....but I still post here so I must be desperate for attention_oh well....

....waiting for my call
another set of pumpkins
...hot fresh and raring
Haiku # 18787 March 3, 2002 1:33 am ET
by ronin@mmm...ummm

very funny, AP
Haiku # 18786 March 2, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by ronin
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Haiku # 18785 March 2, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by ronin
no she is Sarah
on the new survivor, mel
seduce hunter first!
Haiku # 18784 March 2, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
her old mutt "wagon"
knocked up my prize show poodle!
i'll fix her "wagon"!
Haiku # 18783 March 2, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by scott (point of diminishing returns?)
"what a little bitch!"
can't believe she slept with him!
I'll fix her wagon!
Haiku # 18782 March 2, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Cheryl Crowe
mellie on telly!?!
with some wiggle and jiggle?
must have been baywatch.
Haiku # 18781 March 2, 2002 7:54 am ET
by ap
ok people, there
is a thing called life out there
turn off the machines!
Haiku # 18780 March 2, 2002 5:38 am ET
by k
"i need a new car."
"oh don't be ridiculous,
i'll fix your wagon!"
Haiku # 18779 March 2, 2002 4:29 am ET
by scott, concerning #18756...
opening the door-
water water everywhere
..must leave seattle
Haiku # 18778 March 2, 2002 2:13 am ET
by the fourth way

....last night i met a
.guest relations officer
....who related well
Haiku # 18777 March 2, 2002 1:45 am ET
by ronin@wow

.....oversized pumpkins
was what i used to have for
..my hot midnight snacks
Haiku # 18776 March 2, 2002 1:40 am ET
by ronin@nowigoforbritannycantaloupes
don't tell anyone
but mae west was flat-chested
compared to mellie

I was on telly
imagined none would notice
but yes it was me
Haiku # 18775 March 1, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by mellie
as e.e. would say,
flowers resemble beauty
less than our breathing

flirting on this site
is like that greenaway film...
the meat locker scene
Haiku # 18774 March 1, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by scott to s.a. (you know how to reach me)
Doc Nippon Tuck plus
Musing too just to name few
signatures of late
Haiku # 18773 March 1, 2002 7:31 pm ET
by new kid on the block
and (your) love slowly
answered: there is a lady
slender... likes flowers
Haiku # 18772 March 1, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by your secret admirer
sweet old etcetera...
right, right, missed it the first time
begging your pardon
Haiku # 18771 March 1, 2002 7:09 pm ET
by scott (though not on my knees - especially around here)
methinks that my rhyme (?)
may have been totally missed
(thought Scott knew cummings!)
Haiku # 18770 March 1, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by famous "etcetera' poem...your s.a. (again)
love your strong ego
(and your wit) please now give me
the best of it...yeah
Haiku # 18769 March 1, 2002 6:47 pm ET
by I love you Scott (your secret admirer)
should i be creeped out,
my secreting admirer?
nah, i'm used to it
Haiku # 18768 March 1, 2002 5:35 pm ET
by scott
I will dream of you
and of your smile (on your knees)
etcetera, hhhhmmmmm
Haiku # 18766 March 1, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by I love you Scott (your secret admirer)
yes, i got that too.
did you wave the dead chicken?
slap your browser up?
Haiku # 18765 March 1, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by scott to Janis (I think I had to quit and restart after deleting cached files...is the date on the submit form whacky or somethi
it is nice to see
that i'm not the only one
bored out of their skull
Haiku # 18764 March 1, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by scott
no one really knows
but everyone likes to poop
once they eat enough
Haiku # 18763 March 1, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by where is that scott asspledge anyhow?
in the tv prog.
bonanza, did they ever
eat from salad bars
Haiku # 18762 March 1, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by onc
i like cheese on toast
it sits in my tummy. yum!
smelli is a dick
Haiku # 18761 March 1, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by kingpin9
onc you are a twat
and kingpin9 you are too
i'll kick your asses
Haiku # 18760 March 1, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by smelli bollic