yes, i got that too.
did you wave the dead chicken?
slap your browser up?

it is nice to see
that i'm not the only one
bored out of their skull

no one really knows
but everyone likes to poop
once they eat enough

in the tv prog.
bonanza, did they ever
eat from salad bars

i like cheese on toast
it sits in my tummy. yum!
smelli is a dick

onc you are a twat
and kingpin9 you are too
i'll kick your asses

shuttup smelli guy
i am a bloke not a bird
i will kick your ass

"I'll fix her wagon"
(where did this first become known)
as a vicious threat

onc and kingpin9
sitting in a big tree like
big birds from the sky

where has my shoe gone
it's not on floor or my foot
trevor give it back

lilt can on the wall
you tempt my tastebuds tingling
damn you empty can

na-na, na-na, na-
na, na-na, batman! oh yeah!
i'm feeling tha' groove

in the interest of
Puerility, is that
mellie on TV?

plus: not to mention
literati's basically
a scrabble ripoff

on literati:
don't brag, cause for all we know
you could be cheating

you idolater!
substituting Mo for God...
serves you right, Janis

So my request is ....
Has this been happening to
Any of you all?

I use Mozilla.
I checked the site in IE
Went to submit page.

This site is moving.....
Cleared cache, "del'ed all offline files"...
This site is moving....

adsf

in the interests
of pointlessness and boredom
this is my next post

in the interests of
full disclosure and fair play,
that last post was mine

what's your screen name, ash?
you can improve my rating
(now 2020)

as an unabashed
literati predator
you can eat my words

i play online games
literati is a fun
way to kill the time

pointless bad haiku
number one eight seven three
nine......but I'm published!

i think there's over
four million lines of code here
with bugs like landmines

it's lack of ego
a nod to e. e. cummings
and pure laziness

ever notice that
folks will capitalize all
but the pronoun "I"?

chairman of the bored,
Frank...what an amazing voice!
(i mean Joe, of course...)

what is it with Cher?
too much formaldehyde, eh?
(next time - half the mix)

guess that's what you get
way too much googlewhacking
leaves you spent and sore

like to summarize
remember that old monks hide
scabby penises

6809 -
man, what a great little chip!
A plus B is D

Surge of Violence
Threatens Mideast Peace Idea
-Yahoo 'news' title

forget five course meals!
all i need is in this snack-
enriched bleached flour

get the "look" you love
cosmetic surgery helps
he'll "see" the real you

frogs in her pockets
locust barettes in her hair
walking to egypt

On my new iLamp
cotton clouds hold me up and
haiku floats below

jessica fletcher
was way better than matlock
in my opinion

trs-80,
a commodore 64,
man I miss those days

what these eyes did see
how my soul truly desired
you will never know

Pupils dilated
and fixed, apnoeic, pulseless.
Certified stone dead.

(progress note found in medical record of patient awaiting autopsy, converted to haiku by addition of one syllable in last line)

i eat my mistake
my "profiterole lotion"
soothes indigestion

"profiterole lapdance"
is wack*, no doubt about it
but not googlewhack**

*http://www.rapdict.org/terms/w
**http://www.googlewhack.com

tried googlewhacking
my "profiterole lapdance"
exposed its weakness

i have google whacked...
wow, what an intense feeling!
and right at my desk!

oh well, whatever
I swear I don't have a gun
smells like bad haiku

villanelle sex search
gives new meanings to the term
"Googlewhacking it"

a.i.c.: rooster
get born again, over now
...the killer is me

Billie Jean, Brickhouse,
When Doves Cry...call us for these
compilation hits!