very funny, AP

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no she is Sarah
on the new survivor, mel
seduce hunter first!

her old mutt "wagon"
knocked up my prize show poodle!
i'll fix her "wagon"!

"what a little bitch!"
can't believe she slept with him!
I'll fix her wagon!

mellie on telly!?!
with some wiggle and jiggle?
must have been baywatch.

ok people, there
is a thing called life out there
turn off the machines!

"i need a new car."
"oh don't be ridiculous,
i'll fix your wagon!"

opening the door-
water water everywhere
..must leave seattle

....last night i met a
.guest relations officer
....who related well

.....oversized pumpkins
was what i used to have for
..my hot midnight snacks

don't tell anyone
but mae west was flat-chested
compared to mellie

I was on telly
imagined none would notice
but yes it was me

as e.e. would say,
flowers resemble beauty
less than our breathing

flirting on this site
is like that greenaway film...
the meat locker scene

Doc Nippon Tuck plus
Musing too just to name few
signatures of late

and (your) love slowly
answered: there is a lady
slender... likes flowers

sweet old etcetera...
right, right, missed it the first time
begging your pardon

methinks that my rhyme (?)
may have been totally missed
(thought Scott knew cummings!)

love your strong ego
(and your wit) please now give me
the best of it...yeah

should i be creeped out,
my secreting admirer?
nah, i'm used to it

I will dream of you
and of your smile (on your knees)
etcetera, hhhhmmmmm

yes, i got that too.
did you wave the dead chicken?
slap your browser up?

it is nice to see
that i'm not the only one
bored out of their skull

no one really knows
but everyone likes to poop
once they eat enough

in the tv prog.
bonanza, did they ever
eat from salad bars

i like cheese on toast
it sits in my tummy. yum!
smelli is a dick

onc you are a twat
and kingpin9 you are too
i'll kick your asses

shuttup smelli guy
i am a bloke not a bird
i will kick your ass

"I'll fix her wagon"
(where did this first become known)
as a vicious threat

onc and kingpin9
sitting in a big tree like
big birds from the sky

where has my shoe gone
it's not on floor or my foot
trevor give it back

lilt can on the wall
you tempt my tastebuds tingling
damn you empty can

na-na, na-na, na-
na, na-na, batman! oh yeah!
i'm feeling tha' groove

in the interest of
Puerility, is that
mellie on TV?

plus: not to mention
literati's basically
a scrabble ripoff

on literati:
don't brag, cause for all we know
you could be cheating

you idolater!
substituting Mo for God...
serves you right, Janis

So my request is ....
Has this been happening to
Any of you all?

I use Mozilla.
I checked the site in IE
Went to submit page.

This site is moving.....
Cleared cache, "del'ed all offline files"...
This site is moving....

adsf

in the interests
of pointlessness and boredom
this is my next post

in the interests of
full disclosure and fair play,
that last post was mine

what's your screen name, ash?
you can improve my rating
(now 2020)

as an unabashed
literati predator
you can eat my words

i play online games
literati is a fun
way to kill the time

pointless bad haiku
number one eight seven three
nine......but I'm published!

i think there's over
four million lines of code here
with bugs like landmines

it's lack of ego
a nod to e. e. cummings
and pure laziness

ever notice that
folks will capitalize all
but the pronoun "I"?

chairman of the bored,
Frank...what an amazing voice!
(i mean Joe, of course...)

what is it with Cher?
too much formaldehyde, eh?
(next time - half the mix)