Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
bung daddy mourns loss
can't figure out the site
christ, what a moron
Haiku # 18825 March 4, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the taxman cometh.
the lord giveth and taketh.
I merely posteth
Haiku # 18824 March 4, 2002 7:38 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
i love not working
i can spend vast amounts of
time hitting "refresh"
Haiku # 18823 March 4, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by k of BTW - fuck you Moxie
turned down again by
a focus group, reason was
i used to program
Haiku # 18822 March 4, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by k
i regret late nights
but only in the morning
rise, rinse, and repeat

(incidentally,
i love all my drunken friends
who call me at 2)
Haiku # 18821 March 4, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by scott, on a different note...hugs n' kisses
moxie has returned!
psychobabble is back!
did you take your meds?
Haiku # 18820 March 4, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by ap - my life is whole again
I welcome the rain
storms are so very sexy
need to end this drought
Haiku # 18819 March 4, 2002 5:23 pm ET
by A. Musing
i think rehashing
is a bad idea, moxie
please lay off the hash
Haiku # 18818 March 4, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by scott, because i care
well, like anything
if I keep rehashing
re-runs to the 700 club

might as well work at burger king
Haiku # 18817 March 4, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Moxie
destroyer of words
the angel of death of thought
poetic a-bomb
Haiku # 18816 March 4, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by scott, introducing moxie (yes, it's re-run)
mox is biblical
right out the holy book
a plague of locusts
Haiku # 18815 March 4, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by scott, addressing the newbies (hope you ride this one out)
there are some people
telling me Christ is a sodomite
and making me want to
do myself in, AGAIN surprise
over Internet babble
as my friend cliff said,
PENGUIN TALK!
Haiku # 18814 March 4, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by Moxie
entropy returns
buildings crumble into dust
welcome back, moxie
Haiku # 18813 March 4, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by scott, it's about time
Hello you old birds
God bless you, but
where the heck is Ms. Rosewater?
Haiku # 18812 March 4, 2002 11:09 am ET
by Moxie
like a naked lunch
back to and a little twisted
and waiting for Jack
Haiku # 18811 March 4, 2002 11:06 am ET
by Moxie of woof woof
ich bin nicht sehr froh
Haiku # 18810 March 4, 2002 6:47 am ET
by seb of 1st floor
sleep well fellow friends
for hours and untouched by
what's called CET
Haiku # 18809 March 4, 2002 6:42 am ET
by seb of central europe
i am a fan of
peanut butter sandwiches
yum yum yum yum yum.
Haiku # 18808 March 4, 2002 6:37 am ET
by seb of berlin
my grandfather is
a rather old man, baby
does that surprise you?
Haiku # 18807 March 4, 2002 6:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I mean, we're looking
down on Wayne's basement, only
that's not Wayne's basement.
Haiku # 18806 March 3, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by gArth of basement
...the ending is reached
before the"ah hah" climaxed
(sounds familiar,eh?)
Haiku # 18805 March 3, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by Vi A. Gra
my heavy eyelids
battle against gravity
after night duty
Haiku # 18804 March 3, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by ash
The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then
Haiku # 18803 March 3, 2002 8:20 pm ET
by Devo of Michigan
black licorice
no stars swirling deep within
night sky hard and wet
Haiku # 18802 March 3, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Jim Cantore
The futur insn't what it used to be.
At least I think so.
Haiku # 18801 March 3, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Mr.1051 of Canada
quick course in Chinese
thank you is " twen tee persent"
(Chinese waiter joke)
Haiku # 18800 March 3, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Nu Lo
"someone thinks you are
wonderfully mysterious"
my fortune cookie

hey, lucky penny
you're the mysterious one
thank you for the smile
Haiku # 18799 March 3, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by scott (yes, i got this verbatim)
2 AM phone call
my drunken friends want to know
"did you sleep with her?"
Haiku # 18798 March 3, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by scott...and no
fifty-six degrees!
strangest warm March confuses
teases New England
Haiku # 18797 March 3, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by not complaining though
Peter Greenaway?
that's another story though...
inventive genius
Haiku # 18796 March 3, 2002 11:36 am ET
by A. Musing
call me old-fashioned
still a faithful U2 fan
(no picture needed)
Haiku # 18795 March 3, 2002 11:32 am ET
by A. Musing
pleasantly surprised
ephemeral spirits pass by
pull upon my soul
Haiku # 18794 March 3, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Penelope (Scott's s.a.)
circle the wagons
no one is gonna fix mine
i did the poodle
Haiku # 18793 March 3, 2002 8:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
being delights in
being, the morning wraps me
steady as a flame

dreamt of falling in
a lawnmower where the blades
were made of taffy
Haiku # 18792 March 3, 2002 8:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brush of sunlight...but
in gray drifts you gather round,
my indirection

finds direction out,
sun rises again, time to
fall through a dark swirl.
Haiku # 18791 March 3, 2002 8:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


Jazz avant garde that
pushes the limits of thought
is really quite rare
Haiku # 18790 March 3, 2002 5:52 am ET
by one more time..... of BROUN FELLINIS RULE!


Jazz avant garde that
pushes the limits of thought
is really quite rare
Haiku # 18789 March 3, 2002 5:52 am ET
by k_for_really_fucking_amazing_jazz of BROUN FELLINIS RULE!
arrived home from the
north beach neighborhood, I saw
the broun fellinis

what a great jazz band
why do people insist on
talking during play?
Haiku # 18788 March 3, 2002 5:47 am ET
by k_against_people_who_talk_during_really_great_jazz_sets of not giving ANYONE here my email address....but I still post here so I must be desperate for attention_oh well....

....waiting for my call
another set of pumpkins
...hot fresh and raring
Haiku # 18787 March 3, 2002 1:33 am ET
by ronin@mmm...ummm

very funny, AP
Haiku # 18786 March 2, 2002 7:30 pm ET
by ronin
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Haiku # 18785 March 2, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by ronin
no she is Sarah
on the new survivor, mel
seduce hunter first!
Haiku # 18784 March 2, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
her old mutt "wagon"
knocked up my prize show poodle!
i'll fix her "wagon"!
Haiku # 18783 March 2, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by scott (point of diminishing returns?)
"what a little bitch!"
can't believe she slept with him!
I'll fix her wagon!
Haiku # 18782 March 2, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by Cheryl Crowe
mellie on telly!?!
with some wiggle and jiggle?
must have been baywatch.
Haiku # 18781 March 2, 2002 7:54 am ET
by ap
ok people, there
is a thing called life out there
turn off the machines!
Haiku # 18780 March 2, 2002 5:38 am ET
by k
"i need a new car."
"oh don't be ridiculous,
i'll fix your wagon!"
Haiku # 18779 March 2, 2002 4:29 am ET
by scott, concerning #18756...
opening the door-
water water everywhere
..must leave seattle
Haiku # 18778 March 2, 2002 2:13 am ET
by the fourth way

....last night i met a
.guest relations officer
....who related well
Haiku # 18777 March 2, 2002 1:45 am ET
by ronin@wow

.....oversized pumpkins
was what i used to have for
..my hot midnight snacks
Haiku # 18776 March 2, 2002 1:40 am ET
by ronin@nowigoforbritannycantaloupes