Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
We know not each other
in the realm of ASCII lines
and bad taste
grandma has a mouse
Haiku # 18919 March 6, 2002 4:20 pm ET
by Moxie of who's k????
Cast a depth, and tell
the man who told you off
a mirror works wonders

Haiku # 18918 March 6, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Moxie
disparate notions
combine to form new verse of
unexpected grace
Haiku # 18917 March 6, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by A. Musing
cleft my heart in two
would that simple agony
be the worst I felt
Haiku # 18916 March 6, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by a cast aside love
breath of your whisper
flush upon my back such warm
anticipation
Haiku # 18915 March 6, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by Zoe
expensive women
who might cost a buck or so...
the mind just boggles
Haiku # 18914 March 6, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by scott
fuck off mox
Haiku # 18913 March 6, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop
'nother Gangland Shootin, Goin
Downtown Busta Brown
Haiku # 18912 March 6, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Pop-A-Cop
I love tootsie-pops
wonder if someone will send
a bouquet to me
Haiku # 18911 March 6, 2002 3:54 pm ET
by Penelope's sister
people seek power
sometimes over others, to say
"I am God over you"

If i find someone, sexually
then, perhaps
mankind can go into cooking
Haiku # 18910 March 6, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Moxie
I am a nice guy
just not here, where that means
"I am not a crook"
Haiku # 18909 March 6, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Moxie
that's ok, we all
know women can be expensive
so I might save a buck
Haiku # 18908 March 6, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Moxie
"pardon me, farmer -
do you know where this road goes?"
"ain't seen it move yet"
Haiku # 18907 March 6, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by more hayseed haiku humor, presented by scott
win over the one
(fuzzy logic of romance)
that seems out of reach
Haiku # 18906 March 6, 2002 1:35 pm ET
by Who's your Daddy now?
Martha Stewart - ouch
reminds me of my mother
on a real bad day
Haiku # 18905 March 6, 2002 1:24 pm ET
by A. Musing
but in any case
i'm glad you liked the flowers
never mind the thorns
Haiku # 18904 March 6, 2002 1:20 pm ET
by scott to penelope
i think that we're all
assholes in the end, you know?
just ask bung daddy
Haiku # 18903 March 6, 2002 1:16 pm ET
by scotological


daytime tv, there's
nothing like martha stewart
to greet endless days
Haiku # 18902 March 6, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by k
in the end women
find assholes attractive at
first, but end up with

the nice guys instead.
Haiku # 18901 March 6, 2002 12:12 pm ET
by k of sorry mox...guess that leaves you no chance at all
welcomed by beauty
unexpected perfection
can you see my smile?
Haiku # 18899 March 6, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Penelope loves Scott
k, it's better then?
to be a nice guy with those tendencies
than, an asshole, through and through

since, the girls have those feelings too...
Haiku # 18898 March 6, 2002 10:35 am ET
by Moxie
scott is a nice guy
i think, but has tendencies
to be an asshole

Haiku # 18897 March 6, 2002 5:24 am ET
by k of great Scott!
nice guys finish last
but they usually finish
with the best, good hearts
Haiku # 18896 March 6, 2002 5:18 am ET
by k
it's true, women want
an asshole only so they
can heal and tame them
Haiku # 18895 March 6, 2002 5:17 am ET
by k
since ronin never
called me (never gave email)
I went on a date

and it went quite well
he's a rake, but hey, let's have
some fun why don't we?
Haiku # 18894 March 6, 2002 5:15 am ET
by k of for instance....in real life, life goes on
jesus scott! desperate
for dates are we? I mean bad
haiku is pretty low

to go.
Haiku # 18893 March 6, 2002 4:39 am ET
by k
often difficult
the tempered and unleashed heart
slow to learn to heel

anyway, i'm touched
(no surprise to some of you)
....hear you like flowers


Haiku # 18892 March 6, 2002 12:17 am ET
by scott to penelope
tempered heart unleashed
ennui of spirit adrift
of the flesh - unmet
Haiku # 18891 March 5, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Penelope to Scott
"well hey there, farmer.
have you lived here all your life?"
"not yet", he replies
Haiku # 18890 March 5, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by scott (on a different note, some hayseed haiku adapted from "Arkansas Traveller")
my crystal ball says
"answer hazy, try again"
so i'll ask: we've met?
Haiku # 18889 March 5, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by scott to penelope
very quiet yes
hope to quickly leave this place
find space to blossom
Haiku # 18888 March 5, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by jerm
aye says i sure try
but it is hard to deny
this here righteousness
Haiku # 18887 March 5, 2002 5:20 pm ET
by jerm
just checked out Fotki
interesting website Jer
there's a Nottingham??????
Haiku # 18886 March 5, 2002 5:19 pm ET
by must be REAL quiet there
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Haiku # 18885 March 5, 2002 5:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To let go and wonder
to not be sophisticated
to be yourself...

to ignore and move on
Haiku # 18884 March 5, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Mox
young man wonders
my lord, does he speaketh
wonders and do I pretend

nay, i am just wandering
Haiku # 18883 March 5, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Moxie
old man bade me join
handsome boy modeling school
from here say thank you

Haiku # 18882 March 5, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm
I wonder why he
battles someone who wondered
why he tried to be me

I am nothing to you sir
bother not with me
Haiku # 18881 March 5, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by Mox
Resting assured
that she shall come back around
and all shall be well
Haiku # 18880 March 5, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by Mox
ah, no sir, they
are locked in the struggle of
love, shaved toungues, deft features

Haiku # 18879 March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Virgo is wise and
gives a circle of practical
truth to emotion
Haiku # 18878 March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Moxie
some big foot slams down
joined pair deftly dodges prick
stings trite offender
Haiku # 18877 March 5, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
as is the chickadee
silly little bird talks hello
and invites you to smile
Haiku # 18876 March 5, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
I am one *Virgo*
my life an open book then
(true Scorpio knows)
Haiku # 18875 March 5, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Penelope
your art, I like!
Haiku # 18874 March 5, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by Mox
kiwis are odd fruit
small, brown, completely flightless..
or are they odd birds?
Haiku # 18873 March 5, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by scott (let me add: sweet and tart)
The two Scorpions
locked in the tall gaze love the
eternal struggle
Haiku # 18872 March 5, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by Moxie
A civil war with
poems is not a creative
effort. I must go so others
can write haiku for now
Haiku # 18871 March 5, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by Moxie
he who know shoot straight
else he catch bad bladder blast
right in smelly face
Haiku # 18870 March 5, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of http://www.fotki.com/jerm
I am embarassed
to tell you my life, but I
also ask you, what of yours?
Haiku # 18869 March 5, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Mox