Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
the ultimate risk
is to do something others
disaprove of then

a suicide is
basically an escape from
rejection, to self
Haiku # 19456 April 2, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm, check a boring
life, situated in a
place, where, i wish I

was alone
Haiku # 19455 April 2, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie, you submit
your email. You've broken the
speed of the sound of

lonliness
Haiku # 19454 April 2, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by k of credit to nancy griffith
scott, i'll buy your used
toilet brush, there's a few things
in here need cleaning
Haiku # 19453 April 2, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by k
*knees-es*
Haiku # 19452 April 2, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by the Teach...sorry (long day)
nasal spray from sneeze
goes where ever it pleases
kids rub on knee-es
Haiku # 19451 April 2, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by the Teach
Rectal spray glistens
On the floor where it landed
Should I wipe it up?
Haiku # 19450 April 2, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by Drophammer
the word with is small
but it joins all together
to make the count right
Haiku # 19449 April 2, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within You
bad man dances past
washing the glass my ass
nice form, but bad ass
Haiku # 19448 April 2, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within Myself
sometimes Mox does shock
he really can be brilliant
maybe J's jealous
Haiku # 19447 April 2, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jeremy...what is your problem with me?

themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 19446 April 2, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the truth is in the
dust, all we do on line is
scrawl, grand grafitti
Haiku # 19445 April 2, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by Mox
if it keeps the peace
then let them close the doors for
another openms
Haiku # 19444 April 2, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Mox
do him and us a
favor Janis, make moxie
famous and ban him

the only one to be thus honored
pleeeeeese
Haiku # 19443 April 2, 2002 1:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It seems to work for
The pages fill with moxies
Crappy sick whining
Haiku # 19442 April 2, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
As i have said earlier

The moxie credo:
Haiku # 19441 April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
caught in reverie
offered penny for my thoughts
...holding out for more
Haiku # 19440 April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Boston gal
yes, Janis, I wish
I were more into the "groove"
here, I like many

of the poems that
were written when I was not
around...that was zen
Haiku # 19439 April 2, 2002 11:44 am ET
by Moxie
wish they'd hurry up
and legalize ganji so
I can understand

where you people who
do benefit me, come from
somewhere West Coast?
Haiku # 19438 April 2, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
oh, we're behaving -
moxie, and the rest of us -
just as you'd expect
Haiku # 19436 April 2, 2002 11:34 am ET
by scott
Haven't been 'round much
Are all you guys behaving?
Or is it chaos?
Haiku # 19435 April 2, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Janis
The fluorescent glow
Helps the seedling tomatoes
In the early spring
Haiku # 19434 April 2, 2002 10:06 am ET
by Janis
What isn't good is
when the fight takes over and
stoicness ceases...
Haiku # 19433 April 2, 2002 9:47 am ET
by Moxie
It's so nice to see
That some things just don't change here,
Like the twat quota.
Haiku # 19432 April 2, 2002 5:48 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19431 April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19430 April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19429 April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19428 April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19427 April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hate my idle
words, He may forgive me but
I know I will not
Haiku # 19426 April 1, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by Mox
In New hampshire where
anonymous poets live
you can meet Santa
Haiku # 19425 April 1, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie
Frustrated with the
"fuck offs," those who laugh
at reactions tend to...

not be happy themselves
Haiku # 19424 April 1, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by Moxie
I want to see you
write a real haiku not aimed
at the end of now!
Haiku # 19423 April 1, 2002 10:01 pm ET
by Moxie of to ap
Why am I aiming
anger at poets who've done
no harm to me but

just a few angry
reaction seekers? There's no
look of comprehension
in a taco bell employee sometimes
Haiku # 19422 April 1, 2002 10:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Christianity
is best served dead, a dead lie
A lie I bought too long
Haiku # 19421 April 1, 2002 9:58 pm ET
by Moxie
I guess I'd better
throw cyanide to the pigs
and have bbq later...

pearls just don't get it
Haiku # 19420 April 1, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by Moxie
I forgot......FUCK OFF moxie
Haiku # 19419 April 1, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
eat shit and THEN walk away moxie
Haiku # 19417 April 1, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if anyone here
needs a nice toilet bowl brush
please take a look - thanks!

(that's http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/sfc/for/3361971.html for the paranoid - no cookies or other BS)
Haiku # 19416 April 1, 2002 6:05 pm ET
by scott
moxie walks away
and yet still winds up back here
is one leg shorter?
Haiku # 19415 April 1, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by scott
i'd guessed boston gal
and penelope the same
(similar flirting)
Haiku # 19414 April 1, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by scott
stonehenge stands alone
many but one circle void
save of mystery
Haiku # 19413 April 1, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Moxie
there's always one stare
one stop, one road block to you
sometimes it's yourself
Haiku # 19412 April 1, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Moxie
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19411 April 1, 2002 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can't stand stone faced
but have to walk away in
the face of fighting
Haiku # 19410 April 1, 2002 10:44 am ET
by Moxie
some are driven by the
need to tell others to be
like us, playing God
Haiku # 19409 April 1, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Moxie
stick your head up
your ass bung (moxie) Oh! right!
it's already there.
Haiku # 19408 April 1, 2002 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rotten Easter eggs
Boiling up from the crapper
Jesus has risen
Haiku # 19407 March 31, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
it is difficult
to fathom just how lame you
are moxie, FUCK OFF!
Haiku # 19406 March 31, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mystery as was
in the days of the past man
is still human, still
Haiku # 19405 March 31, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Mox