Oh, Gardettos, you!
Salty pretzle party mix
Makes my mouth happy

listening to a
bluegrass jam while ignoring
the world around me

Am flattered you like
jello haiku. Feel free to
use, but just for good

(not for evil)

happy again, don't
know why, except to say that
poetry helps some

But this joy, disguised
is yours already, you've been
longing again for what

you have

internet connec-
tion gave out last night, but I
had so much more to

share.

the hoofy haiku,
may I use it? will leave your
name on ... a master piece.

A fine line between
fishing and standing on shore
like an idiot

Watch it wiggle. See
it jiggle. Cool and fruity
and it

the mahamudra?
the five paths and ten stages,
lets just go swimming!

childhood memories
entering summer cottage
cedar scents the air

.............expected, indy
now here's something quite novel
................Be7, yes!

.........movies entertain
but the themes keep repeating
........quite boring really

the clones have attacked
and they have duplicated
old jedi mind trick

indeed you had one
jedi knight guarding the stone
so i

indeed you had one
jedi knight guarding the stone
so i

...yo creo que la
cerveza bonissima
.....esta corona

.......my mistake indy
my algebra's gone haywire
.........my move: Nc6

...cognac's best for me
making me feel romantic
.....and non-sensical

I am a big bug.
Watch me make many children
And eat my husband.

Here is a big tree.
It is a big old big tree.
My, what a big tree.

To master the language
of gestures is to learn all
you need to know to

enter your life And
embrace it tightly, with a
species of joy You've

anyway, just here
sharing a private joke but
whatever, drinks on

me

swiming suits are so
overrated, why not just
get a PHD?

for all those people
going to antwerp, have fun
drink really good ale!

anyway, going
away parties are so much
hassel. why reply?

;)

think i'll go by "scotch"
hmm, that gives me an idea
think i'll go buy scotch

it's a common name
but not to confuse people:
you're "uppercase scott"

so many good haiku
on a bad haiku webpage,
what's up with that ehh?

The space is bigger,
And, the filling is smaller,
Time for a divorce.

I'm off from work now
Heading to the Irish Pub
Maybe get free beer

now that spiderman
is through, people are into
that star wars bullshit.

(i hate people)

Clone movie was ok
Better than the first, but worse
Than the first three flick

Yoda kicked much ass
But I feared that Ani would
Rape the Senator.

Lucas needs to learn
To direct his actors so
Their acting won't suck.

love this stuff right here
but not as much as I love
the stuff over...there

ahh the power of
cheese! must be the most stupid
advertisement ever

neighbor's burning leaves
winds gusting to twenty knots
house is filled with smoke

tiny tim is dead
no no-no-no, he's outside
looking in...thank you!

Saran Wrap over
toilet rim. Girlfriend can

Cold fish, seaweed, and
rice, rolled up neat. That

Red-headed stepchild
David among Goliaths
Royal Crown Cola

Plop plop, fizz fizz. Oh
What a relief it is. Ahhh

A novel idea:
beer-flavored Budweiser. How
about it, Science?

Leggo my Eggo
Now there

people who don't use
turn signals on the highway
should ride with Moxie

poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop

i can't wait until
people lose interest in
that spiderman crap

Commercials confuse
collect phone calls at midnight
I am George W. Bush

la reina de las
cervezas mexicanas:
negra modelo

beers that need a lime
a poor excuse for good hops
grandma has two cocks

........corona is fine
it's so light and less filling
........yet inebriating