Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
the batteries ran out!
anyone know if they make
good plug-in dildo's?
Haiku # 20595 May 19, 2002 5:20 am ET
by k, feeling like feeling
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 20593 May 19, 2002 5:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have sat and grown heavy with winter seasons
The rain has become a river on my face.
My skin bearing rings(the inside of trees).
Haiku # 20592 May 19, 2002 5:12 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
I grow old,
I grow old under an open sky,
The animals have entered my bones,
They have wandered and found their trails through this forest.
Haiku # 20591 May 19, 2002 5:12 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
The sky fills with earth people,
Spirits gather, become solid,
Water thunders over rocks,
Where am I going in such a rush?
Haiku # 20590 May 19, 2002 5:11 am ET
by Smiling Dolphin Leaping Free
scott's imposter is
easy to spot as he is
unoriginal
Haiku # 20589 May 19, 2002 5:04 am ET
by k of #20586 by scott...MY ASS
I am like a sail,
needing a warm summer breeze,
to move me to you.
Haiku # 20588 May 19, 2002 5:02 am ET
by call me
tom waits is a hard act
to follow as he is the
best musician 'round
Haiku # 20587 May 19, 2002 4:59 am ET
by k of but ronin still...i'm open to the idea
ronin's dots .... lamer
than rabbit droppings very
unnecessary
Haiku # 20586 May 19, 2002 4:58 am ET
by scott
He AsKeD iF i KnEw
WhY He HaD puLLed Me OveR
DUI?...hIc...HiC.....

Haiku # 20585 May 19, 2002 3:53 am ET
by goku
rEd aNd Blue LiGhTs FlAsH
wAiLinG cRiEs FloOdS mY sEnSes
cOp PuLLs Me OvEr
Haiku # 20584 May 19, 2002 3:44 am ET
by goku
all four jedi knights
makes a force to reckon with
quickly
Haiku # 20583 May 19, 2002 3:28 am ET
by indiana

...............Nf3 I say
measure and counter-measure
.......pre-ops and post-ops

.......(ruy-petroff hybrid or
...........simply, inanity?)
Haiku # 20582 May 19, 2002 1:48 am ET
by ronin@tooearlyforactionbutthenwhattheheck

....red alert haiku
red alert haiku red a
....lert haiku red a

(so whats new goku)
Haiku # 20581 May 19, 2002 1:42 am ET
by ronin@stillatitdude

tomorrow
Haiku # 20580 May 19, 2002 1:19 am ET
by indiana

......"slippery when wet"
so the road sign informs me
.........only way to go
Haiku # 20579 May 19, 2002 12:07 am ET
by ronin@higokuhijewelsoarewetannedyet
loli popped all night
staring at the blue ceiling
lonely and empty
Haiku # 20578 May 18, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by jewel1

...........okay okay so
Tom could be tom perhaps, yes
.......that could be a start
Haiku # 20577 May 18, 2002 11:02 pm ET
by bartender ronin

that would be "lou"
Haiku # 20576 May 18, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by *sigh*

....as louie armstrong says
..it's a wonderful world yeah
........rainbows in the sky

.........people passing by
they say how do you do, yeah
...........i say i love you
Haiku # 20575 May 18, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by ronin@suchanicesong

.........send me a pillow*
where you lay your head to rest
.......scent of love so true

............(or a picture)
Haiku # 20574 May 18, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by ronin@whyamisomushy

...bare my soul to you?
it is etched in every poem
....that i make for you
Haiku # 20573 May 18, 2002 10:02 pm ET
by ronin

.hey, what's with this Tom
and what is he to you babe
.......am i not enough
Haiku # 20572 May 18, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by ronin@standingbytheshorealoneatlateafternoonthrowingcowshellsattheocean
no tiny ticks of ran-
dom flicks from the invisi-
ble, just rain falling.
Haiku # 20571 May 18, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by k

...can you moan for me
one that is sincere but hot
.......diving into you
Haiku # 20570 May 18, 2002 9:48 pm ET
by the new bartender
purchased tom waits' new
albums today, I don't care
if his voice gasp, rasps

those who pick on this
elementary beauty
forget that it's Tom

after all.....
Haiku # 20569 May 18, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by k

.maybe you have trysts
heavens may be jealous
.....take ronin along

.(he's good at massage)
Haiku # 20568 May 18, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by bartender with time@travelagencyaskingaboutjamaica
solve all leaps of light
raptures are hard to sustain
go moan somewhere else
Haiku # 20567 May 18, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by k of poetry coming back...finally
my sex on the beach
happened in Jamaica where
it is plentiful
Haiku # 20566 May 18, 2002 9:04 pm ET
by Lolita
My Sex on the Beach
Drinks came out quite well last nite
New bartender here?
Haiku # 20565 May 18, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by WyldKyss
won der ful ly or
simply won der fully, hhmm
poetic license
Haiku # 20564 May 18, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by time for renewal
wet stones dry by fire
so wonderfully formatted
old world workmanship
Haiku # 20563 May 18, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by rain rain go away
champagne and mangoes
what a way to spend the day
rainwater and time
Haiku # 20562 May 18, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by A. Musing
words are cumbrances
so I lay them down, try to
arrange them neatly
Haiku # 20561 May 18, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by Boston gal
rainwater and time
blur the face of memory
colors bleed and fade
Haiku # 20560 May 18, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by Lolita
Now I work again
But Never-ending Story
Was watched Friday night
Haiku # 20559 May 18, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by WyldKyss
first day at the shore
all it does is rain and rain
then it rained some more
Haiku # 20558 May 18, 2002 11:30 am ET
by not A. Musing
illuminations
bits of colored stone and glass
empty promises
Haiku # 20557 May 18, 2002 11:26 am ET
by Lolita misses ash
Tanzanite, lapiz
Amethysts and diamonds
playing in my hands
Haiku # 20556 May 18, 2002 8:56 am ET
by jewel1
Champagne and nachos
the sight of fireworks excites
Celebration now!
Haiku # 20555 May 18, 2002 8:53 am ET
by jewel1
L.A.'s NoT ThAt BaD
If You HaVe CaBlE T.v.
OtHeRWiSe....Ho HuM...

alanakongmagawaditouwinguwinakotalaga...
Haiku # 20554 May 18, 2002 4:01 am ET
by goku

.welcome back goku
wonderfully formatted
poem you have there

.(yosalangkoakspre)
Haiku # 20553 May 18, 2002 3:01 am ET
by ronin@itssohotinLA
PiDgEoNs AlL OvEr
StArBuCkS oN EveRy CorNer
WeLcOmE tO L.A.

roninmustanapre...
Haiku # 20552 May 18, 2002 2:35 am ET
by gOkU
PiDgEoNs AlL OvEr
StArBuCkS oN EveRy CorNer
WeLcOmE tO L.A.

Haiku # 20551 May 18, 2002 2:34 am ET
by gOkU

now back to haiku
Haiku # 20550 May 17, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by indiana
Haiku # 20549 May 17, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by indiana

......i like pretzels too
in fact i taste just like one
.........i'm also salty

Haiku # 20548 May 17, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ronin@mmm...ijustlovepretzels

..that may be quite hard
to do but with you oh well
....anytime sweet babe
Haiku # 20547 May 17, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by ronin@anaturalgrasshopper
bluegrass jam, sitting?
how can you not be dancing?
let the good times roll
Haiku # 20546 May 17, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by Cajun twostepper
Oh, Gardettos, you!
Salty pretzle party mix
Makes my mouth happy
Haiku # 20545 May 17, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by WyldKyss