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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...

.welcome back goku
wonderfully formatted
poem you have there

.(yosalangkoakspre)
Haiku # 20553 May 18, 2002 3:01 am ET
by ronin@itssohotinLA
PiDgEoNs AlL OvEr
StArBuCkS oN EveRy CorNer
WeLcOmE tO L.A.

roninmustanapre...
Haiku # 20552 May 18, 2002 2:35 am ET
by gOkU
PiDgEoNs AlL OvEr
StArBuCkS oN EveRy CorNer
WeLcOmE tO L.A.

Haiku # 20551 May 18, 2002 2:34 am ET
by gOkU

now back to haiku
Haiku # 20550 May 17, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by indiana
Haiku # 20549 May 17, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by indiana

......i like pretzels too
in fact i taste just like one
.........i'm also salty

Haiku # 20548 May 17, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ronin@mmm...ijustlovepretzels

..that may be quite hard
to do but with you oh well
....anytime sweet babe
Haiku # 20547 May 17, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by ronin@anaturalgrasshopper
bluegrass jam, sitting?
how can you not be dancing?
let the good times roll
Haiku # 20546 May 17, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by Cajun twostepper
Oh, Gardettos, you!
Salty pretzle party mix
Makes my mouth happy
Haiku # 20545 May 17, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by WyldKyss
listening to a
bluegrass jam while ignoring
the world around me

Haiku # 20544 May 17, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by k
Am flattered you like
jello haiku. Feel free to
use, but just for good

(not for evil)
Haiku # 20543 May 17, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Chowderhead
happy again, don't
know why, except to say that
poetry helps some
Haiku # 20542 May 17, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by k
But this joy, disguised
is yours already, you've been
longing again for what

you have
Haiku # 20541 May 17, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by k of the rest of the poem went like this
internet connec-
tion gave out last night, but I
had so much more to

share.
Haiku # 20540 May 17, 2002 1:28 pm ET
by k of ronini'dgobarhoppingwithyouanytimebutonlyifwehopononefootthewholetime
the hoofy haiku,
may I use it? will leave your
name on ... a master piece.
Haiku # 20539 May 17, 2002 1:19 pm ET
by those lazy, crazy, goofy, hoofy days of summmerrrr ....soda's, pretzles and beer???
A fine line between
fishing and standing on shore
like an idiot
Haiku # 20538 May 17, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Watch it wiggle. See
it jiggle. Cool and fruity
and it
Haiku # 20537 May 17, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Chowderhead
the mahamudra?
the five paths and ten stages,
lets just go swimming!
Haiku # 20536 May 17, 2002 12:43 pm ET
by floating bliss
childhood memories
entering summer cottage
cedar scents the air
Haiku # 20535 May 17, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by Boston gal

.............expected, indy
now here's something quite novel
................Be7, yes!
Haiku # 20534 May 17, 2002 10:44 am ET
by ronin@nowwheresthatdangbook

.........movies entertain
but the themes keep repeating
........quite boring really
Haiku # 20533 May 17, 2002 10:42 am ET
by ronin@whynotaladybuggirloralizardmanoramutantlikemoxie


the clones have attacked
and they have duplicated
old jedi mind trick
Haiku # 20532 May 17, 2002 8:03 am ET
by indiana

indeed you had one
jedi knight guarding the stone
so i
Haiku # 20531 May 17, 2002 7:58 am ET
by indiana

indeed you had one
jedi knight guarding the stone
so i
Haiku # 20530 May 17, 2002 7:58 am ET
by indiana

...yo creo que la
cerveza bonissima
.....esta corona
Haiku # 20529 May 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by ronin@

.......my mistake indy
my algebra's gone haywire
.........my move: Nc6
Haiku # 20528 May 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by ronin

...cognac's best for me
making me feel romantic
.....and non-sensical
Haiku # 20527 May 17, 2002 5:47 am ET
by ronin@soklikeyoufeelgoingbarhopping
I am a big bug.
Watch me make many children
And eat my husband.
Haiku # 20526 May 17, 2002 5:14 am ET
by Say-Goodnight Gracie
Here is a big tree.
It is a big old big tree.
My, what a big tree.

Haiku # 20525 May 17, 2002 5:13 am ET
by Say-Goodnight Gracie
To master the language
of gestures is to learn all
you need to know to

enter your life And
embrace it tightly, with a
species of joy You've
Haiku # 20524 May 17, 2002 4:46 am ET
by k of from Carl Dennis--- a good snippet from a poem
anyway, just here
sharing a private joke but
whatever, drinks on

me
Haiku # 20523 May 17, 2002 4:20 am ET
by k of to everyone (not Moxie) hi Ronin!
swiming suits are so
overrated, why not just
get a PHD?
Haiku # 20522 May 17, 2002 4:12 am ET
by k
for all those people
going to antwerp, have fun
drink really good ale!
Haiku # 20521 May 17, 2002 4:07 am ET
by k
anyway, going
away parties are so much
hassel. why reply?

;)
Haiku # 20520 May 17, 2002 4:04 am ET
by k of scott 2 scotch
think i'll go by "scotch"
hmm, that gives me an idea
think i'll go buy scotch
Haiku # 20519 May 16, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by scotch (formerly scott, scotological, scott the satyrical, fgv, etc)
it's a common name
but not to confuse people:
you're "uppercase scott"
Haiku # 20518 May 16, 2002 11:45 pm ET
by scott to scott
so many good haiku
on a bad haiku webpage,
what's up with that ehh?
Haiku # 20517 May 16, 2002 11:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The space is bigger,
And, the filling is smaller,
Time for a divorce.
Haiku # 20516 May 16, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by scott, I would say so long honey but you would probably laugh
I'm off from work now
Heading to the Irish Pub
Maybe get free beer
Haiku # 20515 May 16, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by WyldKyss
now that spiderman
is through, people are into
that star wars bullshit.

(i hate people)
Haiku # 20514 May 16, 2002 6:20 pm ET
by jackass@themovies
Clone movie was ok
Better than the first, but worse
Than the first three flick

Yoda kicked much ass
But I feared that Ani would
Rape the Senator.

Lucas needs to learn
To direct his actors so
Their acting won't suck.
Haiku # 20513 May 16, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by WyldKyss
love this stuff right here
but not as much as I love
the stuff over...there
Haiku # 20512 May 16, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by grass is always greener
ahh the power of
cheese! must be the most stupid
advertisement ever
Haiku # 20511 May 16, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
neighbor's burning leaves
winds gusting to twenty knots
house is filled with smoke
Haiku # 20510 May 16, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Geez! call 911
tiny tim is dead
no no-no-no, he's outside
looking in...thank you!
Haiku # 20509 May 16, 2002 12:53 pm ET
by scott (another sing along)
Saran Wrap over
toilet rim. Girlfriend can
Haiku # 20508 May 16, 2002 8:35 am ET
by Chowderhead
Cold fish, seaweed, and
rice, rolled up neat. That
Haiku # 20507 May 16, 2002 8:35 am ET
by Chowderhead
Red-headed stepchild
David among Goliaths
Royal Crown Cola
Haiku # 20506 May 16, 2002 8:34 am ET
by Chowderhead
Plop plop, fizz fizz. Oh
What a relief it is. Ahhh
Haiku # 20505 May 16, 2002 8:34 am ET
by Chowderhead
A novel idea:
beer-flavored Budweiser. How
about it, Science?
Haiku # 20504 May 16, 2002 8:33 am ET
by Chowderhead