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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Haiku # 20736 May 25, 2002 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20735 May 25, 2002 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20734 May 25, 2002 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20733 May 25, 2002 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20732 May 25, 2002 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Real poetry when you forget yourself
work with me and we shall soon see
how much better the "haikus" can be

when you all clean up this site
i'll come back when ready
Haiku # 20731 May 25, 2002 3:33 am ET
by moxie
spam spam spam spam spam,
egg spam spam bacon bean spam
but I don't like spam!
Haiku # 20730 May 24, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by Scharmers

.......AP is either
a delinquent juvenile
...or a mean senile

....(psychotherapy
.......might help)
Haiku # 20729 May 24, 2002 9:59 pm ET
by ronin@>)
bold bonfire of dawn
sweeps aside the ashy night
clears new hearth for day
Haiku # 20728 May 24, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Lolita's sister
popular vices
haiku writing on the wall
graffiti wisdoms
Haiku # 20727 May 24, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by Lolita misses ash
haiku killing time
waiting for the rich old man
my sugar daddy
Haiku # 20726 May 24, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Lolita misses ash
the blues are so good
but I prefer the red ones
and the pink ones too
Haiku # 20725 May 24, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by Lolita
a-non-y-mouse and
a-non-y-moose lived by the
deep sea...together
Haiku # 20724 May 24, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by an observer...forgot a beat
a-non-y-mouse and
a-non-y-moose lived by the
sea...together
Haiku # 20723 May 24, 2002 9:05 pm ET
by an observer...such a strange pair they did make
Blink, Blink, Let's take pause
For A-non-y-mouse Poet
Thank you for the blanks
Haiku # 20722 May 24, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Haiku # 20721 May 24, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20720 May 24, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20719 May 24, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20718 May 24, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20717 May 24, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20716 May 24, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20715 May 24, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20714 May 24, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20713 May 24, 2002 7:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 20712 May 24, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the blues are so good
when they are from that core place
of real deep sadness


Give the Drummer Some...!
Haiku # 20709 May 24, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by k of just discovered Lousiana Red...wow!

........rising sun is best
there is that glimmer of hope*
.......that fills in the void

...........(*-that's me)
Haiku # 20708 May 24, 2002 7:03 pm ET
by ronin@

...........you call 24th
"early" May? it's the 4th week
.......of the loony month

......(of this year, that is)
Haiku # 20707 May 24, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by ronin@Janisistoobusyworkingpleaseunderstand
You silly people
Who takes insults here for real?
Truth is we are bored.
Haiku # 20706 May 24, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by WyldKyss
internet news the
harbringer of chandra, bombs,
idiots in charge
Haiku # 20705 May 24, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by k
alone with pixels
i brush the dust off the screen
stare into the void
Haiku # 20704 May 24, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by k
contemplating the
computer screen for a full
morning of non-work
Haiku # 20703 May 24, 2002 2:50 pm ET
by sandra
nevada in the summer
is hot and everything else
but vegas is nice
Haiku # 20702 May 24, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by sandra
trying to get the
hang of writing bad haiku
this isn't that hard
Haiku # 20701 May 24, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by sandra
silicon valley
silicon breasts, beasts and all
manner of plastic
Haiku # 20700 May 24, 2002 2:24 pm ET
by k of the 'Ho (San Jose)
What's madness but no
bility of soul At odds
with circumstance? The

day's on fire! I
know the purity of pure
despair...The edge is

what I have.

Haiku # 20699 May 24, 2002 3:23 am ET
by k of poetry can be quite cool
watching the sun go
down on the ocean reminds
me of something else
Haiku # 20698 May 24, 2002 3:20 am ET
by k of ha!
count the syllables
and have another drink, think
how stupid this is

Haiku # 20697 May 24, 2002 3:18 am ET
by k of :)
anyway, men who
logic love miss the point, those
that feel, just get it
Haiku # 20696 May 24, 2002 3:09 am ET
by k_against_models of why do guys say that want intellect? and then go just for looks????
skinned, and I'm 3
4, red hair, live the life of
a single chick and

I program, write, and
generally try to just
enjoy this weird life
Haiku # 20695 May 24, 2002 3:05 am ET
by k_still_against_everyone of working again finally, lost out at love (shocking!) and reading Roethke over and over again
sure whatever make
me into a sexual
object or just a

haiku girl, really
don't care I've slagged you all off
many times, I'm thick skinned
Haiku # 20694 May 24, 2002 3:03 am ET
by k_against_everyone of ronin, ap, WAHTEVER!!!! I just don't care. As long as it's not Mox


never been on board
the British ship QE2
as it sailed today
Haiku # 20693 May 23, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by indiana
to the web mistress:
I'm coming to Toronto
meet me for a drink?

early May Janis
would be fun to meet with you
is that possible?
Haiku # 20692 May 23, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by mellie
Bush knew, or did he?
Does it matter? It's only
Three thousand people.
Haiku # 20691 May 23, 2002 8:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet



try painting right side
polarity repels cops
while the poles attract
Haiku # 20690 May 23, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by indiana
My car will go zoom
Paint "Cop Magnet" on the side
Another ticket
Haiku # 20689 May 23, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Important thing lost
Vision is blurry today
Glasses left at home
Haiku # 20688 May 23, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss


that cardinal change
disrobes the queen to e2
for a fitting move

Haiku # 20687 May 23, 2002 8:44 am ET
by indiana

.i am quite constrained
to make a conservative
........reply - Bc6!
Haiku # 20686 May 23, 2002 5:32 am ET
by ronin@nowalkingonthewildsideforme


the table is set
with wine, silver and china
while time eats away
Haiku # 20685 May 23, 2002 4:14 am ET
by indiana