early autumn trees
turning they begin to blush
before disrobing

she washes her horse
with the slowly setting sun
in the autumn sea

equinox signals
rising glow of harvest moon
indian summer

Darth Hag says submit
Something about a whale, eh?
The ocean is gross

Rubber Bands Flying
Work time wars when boss is gone
OUCH! You hit my eye!

HaikuHo's husband
does the Chili Poison Dance
Thank God we're outside

Pelvic paradise
I love dining at the Y
Hair tickles my tongue

Hey there crazy man
in cellophane underwear
I can see yer nuts

you are my sunshine
clouds above belong to you
girl, i love your smile

You beat her
She loves us both
Yet I am alone

So glad to be here,
You are too. Don't suck my dick,
Unless you mean it.

mellie's in new york
scorning internet access
eating the apple

amen ms. janis
as the atmosphere bubbles
i pack a monster

slimey, yes, slimey
not little lawyer prick but
slimey lawyer prick

dear bob i need you
slip your little lawyer prick
into the dog's ass

neglecting my love
sorry I did not write you
was very sleepy

waiting for your touch
with you, bad times end tonight
come on evening

bad days will end soon
every thing will be ok
can't wait to see you

Your pants are burning
Dance your flaming ass away
Don't ruin my party

where has mellie gone
i imagine with a man
an attentive man

Mobile phone
disturber of peace
slave on my hip
leave me in peace

loves soft touch scars just as deeply as the sharpest knife

there are no lions
but i can hear dogs barking
not as dangerous

two freshwater ducks
collided on each other
sending neat ripples

Thunder rumbles close
Another rainstorm coming
Time to hit the bong

change is in the air
autumn weaves bold tapestry
looming yet unseen

early autumn rain
rotting leaves leave dark handprints
on the wet cement

Patience, re: Search. (See
Haiku 22322.)
New language - takes time.

familiar whisper
soft rustle through falling leaves
memories of you

The wood does seem to
Have had a calming effect
On the bad poets

i stepped in a field
and found that i'd lost my name
or gained another

a close look reveals
subliminal messages
hidden in the grain

apologies? grace?
on bad haiku? i am stunned
it must be the wood

Off to Seattle
Ducks Trolls Needles Underground
Rock n Roll Baseball

we both made wishes
last night at a late hour
i hope they come true

The past is coming
Maybe later on today
The search will be back

my girlfriend will not
understand my intentions.
i do this for THEM.

the kid is not mine,
why do i love him so much?
breaking up sucks ass.

worn gifts from the sea
sands do sparkle jewel-covered
recycled old glass

I liked the search,
more than the preview function,
where is the past now?

Knowing I should work
I am somehow compelled to
wallow in bad poems

my love for you is,
all that i know and want too
wishing for your touch

another virgo
celebrates this autumn day
past presents future

telling my girlfriend
that i no longer love her
is going to be hard

all alone in here
there's no one to talk to me
where is everyone??

good to stay in bed
on a day thats just like this
hugging my teddy

its pouring down rain
jumping in the rain puddles
like being a kid

rain rain go away
I want to go out and play
guess someother day

The earthworms scattered
As the rain comes down today
Falling with intent

nothing to forgive
just one more simple mistake
it's all bad haiku