apple is juicy
much sweeter than expected
dribbles down my chin

the world is full of
moments of banality
and those of real zen

so is ap saying
he'd like to f-me like a dolphin?

and get closer to god?

light in the shadows
tangled within oak tree's limbs
full moon's destiny

autumn leaves scatter
shadow's flicker in moon's light
past leaning headstones

sounds like your problem
simply that you park yourself
don't know how to drive

I just want a place
to park my cock for a while
that too much to ask?

bunch of five year olds
can't get their minds off of this
bullshit...not gettin' any?

mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through that tiny door

mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through tiny door

twat is a real word,
although considered vulgar,
it is a real word.

September 23,
autumn, is it first day of
spring down-under? whooooo

Boston gal, my tongue
red as a leaf, shivering
on the tree, awaits

3-2-6- PM
drunk, sending horny haiku,
in Nelson, BC.

They say a dolphins
Penis, ejaculating
In human female,

Would blow her apart,
Guess that would work with moxie
Too, hmmm throw him in!!!!

slurrrrrp

want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue lapping it

want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue laping it

early autumn trees
turning they begin to blush
before disrobing

she washes her horse
with the slowly setting sun
in the autumn sea

equinox signals
rising glow of harvest moon
indian summer

Darth Hag says submit
Something about a whale, eh?
The ocean is gross

Rubber Bands Flying
Work time wars when boss is gone
OUCH! You hit my eye!

HaikuHo's husband
does the Chili Poison Dance
Thank God we're outside

Pelvic paradise
I love dining at the Y
Hair tickles my tongue

Hey there crazy man
in cellophane underwear
I can see yer nuts

you are my sunshine
clouds above belong to you
girl, i love your smile

You beat her
She loves us both
Yet I am alone

So glad to be here,
You are too. Don't suck my dick,
Unless you mean it.

mellie's in new york
scorning internet access
eating the apple

amen ms. janis
as the atmosphere bubbles
i pack a monster

slimey, yes, slimey
not little lawyer prick but
slimey lawyer prick

dear bob i need you
slip your little lawyer prick
into the dog's ass

neglecting my love
sorry I did not write you
was very sleepy

waiting for your touch
with you, bad times end tonight
come on evening

bad days will end soon
every thing will be ok
can't wait to see you

Your pants are burning
Dance your flaming ass away
Don't ruin my party

where has mellie gone
i imagine with a man
an attentive man

Mobile phone
disturber of peace
slave on my hip
leave me in peace

loves soft touch scars just as deeply as the sharpest knife

there are no lions
but i can hear dogs barking
not as dangerous

two freshwater ducks
collided on each other
sending neat ripples

Thunder rumbles close
Another rainstorm coming
Time to hit the bong

change is in the air
autumn weaves bold tapestry
looming yet unseen

early autumn rain
rotting leaves leave dark handprints
on the wet cement

Patience, re: Search. (See
Haiku 22322.)
New language - takes time.

familiar whisper
soft rustle through falling leaves
memories of you

The wood does seem to
Have had a calming effect
On the bad poets

i stepped in a field
and found that i'd lost my name
or gained another

a close look reveals
subliminal messages
hidden in the grain