Airplane toilets flush.
Frozen chunks of blue water.
Hooray! It's raining.

She said she loved me,
Would always be there for me.
My wife won't like that.

Boing I fall
Splat I hurt
That swine pushed me

whenever i'm stressed
back to haiku i return
law school's too much work

The world around me,
Is not as important as,
The state of the soul.

fuck this fucking world
and all who live in it go
and fuck off all you!

Hey janis, while
using date search got "connection
closed by remote server"

Dad....Italian
Mother....native indian,
Me?....Awopaho

Bad burrito sending
Shockwaves throughout my colon
Gotta cop a squat

The search it now works
Ready to accept queries
From all of you guys

the russet potato
while red, is still starchy
and best served cooked

the whole word says a
different thing to the same
people, at different times

it is a game till
we stop playing and the whole world stops spinning till then

I know your game
That secret smile
All my friends have seen it

apple is juicy
much sweeter than expected
dribbles down my chin

the world is full of
moments of banality
and those of real zen

so is ap saying
he'd like to f-me like a dolphin?

and get closer to god?

light in the shadows
tangled within oak tree's limbs
full moon's destiny

autumn leaves scatter
shadow's flicker in moon's light
past leaning headstones

sounds like your problem
simply that you park yourself
don't know how to drive

I just want a place
to park my cock for a while
that too much to ask?

bunch of five year olds
can't get their minds off of this
bullshit...not gettin' any?

mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through that tiny door

mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through tiny door

twat is a real word,
although considered vulgar,
it is a real word.

September 23,
autumn, is it first day of
spring down-under? whooooo

Boston gal, my tongue
red as a leaf, shivering
on the tree, awaits

3-2-6- PM
drunk, sending horny haiku,
in Nelson, BC.

They say a dolphins
Penis, ejaculating
In human female,

Would blow her apart,
Guess that would work with moxie
Too, hmmm throw him in!!!!

slurrrrrp

want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue lapping it

want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue laping it

early autumn trees
turning they begin to blush
before disrobing

she washes her horse
with the slowly setting sun
in the autumn sea

equinox signals
rising glow of harvest moon
indian summer

Darth Hag says submit
Something about a whale, eh?
The ocean is gross

Rubber Bands Flying
Work time wars when boss is gone
OUCH! You hit my eye!

HaikuHo's husband
does the Chili Poison Dance
Thank God we're outside

Pelvic paradise
I love dining at the Y
Hair tickles my tongue

Hey there crazy man
in cellophane underwear
I can see yer nuts

you are my sunshine
clouds above belong to you
girl, i love your smile

You beat her
She loves us both
Yet I am alone

So glad to be here,
You are too. Don't suck my dick,
Unless you mean it.

mellie's in new york
scorning internet access
eating the apple

amen ms. janis
as the atmosphere bubbles
i pack a monster

slimey, yes, slimey
not little lawyer prick but
slimey lawyer prick

dear bob i need you
slip your little lawyer prick
into the dog's ass

neglecting my love
sorry I did not write you
was very sleepy

waiting for your touch
with you, bad times end tonight
come on evening

bad days will end soon
every thing will be ok
can't wait to see you