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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Is it Monday yet?
So that the Packers can play
time to beat Da Bears
Haiku # 22549 October 2, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by Some Internet Chick
The train siren blows
as the rain drops are falling
and the temp. drops down
Haiku # 22548 October 2, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
just call me angel
of the morning baby, Is
the song in my head
Haiku # 22547 October 2, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
rain drops are falling
on the cold wet ground below
thank God its not snow
Haiku # 22546 October 2, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by some internet chick
the frogs are hopping
worms go squirming cross the road
can you here them squish
Haiku # 22545 October 2, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
sitting here right now
am I here all by myself
well it seems to be
Haiku # 22544 October 2, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by some internet chick
pretty butterflies
floating gracefully around
bright colorful wings
Haiku # 22543 October 2, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by some internet chick
Angels watch over
as I sit at my puter
wings so fluffy white
Haiku # 22542 October 2, 2002 9:04 pm ET
by some internet chick
Curious George sit
with his cute face and smile
right here on my desk
Haiku # 22541 October 2, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
rain rain go away
bring me back warm summer days
to go out and play
Haiku # 22540 October 2, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
last time I was here
the day was cold and rainy
now its raining too
Haiku # 22539 October 2, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by some internet chick
to and fro'ing to
oregon i go, can't wait
for some fall colors
Haiku # 22538 October 2, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
never metaphor
have met a few ones and twos
maybe soon I will
Haiku # 22537 October 2, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by tanjeroo
Tahoe eyes, China
lips, Teton breasts...one forgets
what I met-her-for?
Haiku # 22536 October 2, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by onjaysun
one most talented
(unmooring of metaphors)
prize still goes to ash
Haiku # 22535 October 2, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by critics r us
to and fro-ing of
habitual fixations
helps to pass some time
Haiku # 22534 October 2, 2002 12:21 pm ET
by working r us
Zen drawing makes both
an instant and a lifetime
unforgettable
Haiku # 22533 October 2, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by art critics r us
That urban legend
was true, bloody sheets, really
left heart in SF.
Haiku # 22532 October 2, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by onjaysun
I walk streets alone
with only my boyfriend's red
leash I'm so lonely
Haiku # 22531 October 2, 2002 5:45 am ET
by k_against_dating
maybe janis should
let a few 'haikuers' show
her around 'frisco'
Haiku # 22530 October 2, 2002 5:41 am ET
by k_against_alcatraz of why the fuck not?
been away sometime
the break was nice, I didn't
really miss haiku


but still temptation
kicked in to see what scotch has
been posting in here
Haiku # 22529 October 2, 2002 5:34 am ET
by k_against_
janis coming to
san francisco? well this is
quite a nice surprise
Haiku # 22528 October 2, 2002 5:28 am ET
by k
i walk streets alone
with only my dog's red leash
i am so lonely
Haiku # 22527 October 2, 2002 1:31 am ET
by justin
Upon waking up
I find my bed to be warm
Resume snuggling.
Haiku # 22526 October 1, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by WyldKyss
once, but only once,
will you give all of your heart
then you learn not to
Haiku # 22525 October 1, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by been there r us
why I had to leave
autumn came on equinox
now it's time for change
Haiku # 22524 October 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by leaves r us
why i had to leave:
fake cable cars with engines
abominations!
Haiku # 22523 October 1, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by scotch
once, but only once,
i called it "frisco" myself
next stop: alcatraz
Haiku # 22522 October 1, 2002 6:39 pm ET
by scotch to janis (sharing the love)
Cats exist to teach
us that not everything in
nature has purpose.
Haiku # 22521 October 1, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by onjaysun (thx to "Q of the D")
if dogs ruled the world
there would be no dignity
cats do have it all
Haiku # 22520 October 1, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by cat lovers r us
If dogs ruled the world
"Doggie" bags would be outlawed
And cats would be fucked!
Haiku # 22519 October 1, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by kackarott
on the big island
one can live quite cheaply...no?
spare amenities

Haiku # 22518 October 1, 2002 2:24 pm ET
by like no electricity...or plumbing
asheville is pretty
gotta cross those mountains now
posting badhaiku

and heaps of clothing
mountain men hippies trees leaves
the leaves are falling
Haiku # 22517 October 1, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by mellie in NC, USA
Or did you mean that
I'm not allowed anywhere
'cept Fisherman's wharf?
Haiku # 22516 October 1, 2002 12:19 pm ET
by Janis
I'll play along then:
I promise not to visit
That fisherman's wharf
Haiku # 22515 October 1, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by Janis
words dripping with angst
artsy friends with names like skyye
damn, I'm pretentious
Haiku # 22514 October 1, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by Sabado Domingo of someplace else
that yeast fixation
mix well with voyeurism :
candida cam'ra
Haiku # 22513 October 1, 2002 12:58 am ET
by ash
roll the clocks forwards
invest my daylight savings
somewhere at the beach
Haiku # 22512 October 1, 2002 12:45 am ET
by ash
but congrats to you
as long as its not your floor
brewing is big fun
Haiku # 22511 September 30, 2002 11:53 pm ET
by scotch to happy
before pitching yeast
i shook it for aeration
way, way too much air
Haiku # 22510 September 30, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by scotch (still in shock)
last night's fiasco:
broken carboy and spilled beer
slippery when wet
Haiku # 22509 September 30, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by scotch (how apropos)
if you're gonna flame
you should play some attention
count wasn't the point
Haiku # 22508 September 30, 2002 11:06 pm ET
by scotch
organic chemist
quit work for a better job
microbrewmaster
Haiku # 22507 September 30, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by Happy r us
sumptuous repast
delectable favorites
cheeseburger and fries


leave the scraps for birds
they'll take care of everything
except for wrappers
Haiku # 22506 September 30, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by trivia for u
a tale rightly heard
is miracle to rival
a tale rightly told
Haiku # 22505 September 30, 2002 10:52 pm ET
by Lola
count this you maroons!
before you know it a line might just creep off the syllable chart
oh my god! what will we do?
Haiku # 22504 September 30, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
been away too long
good to see this is still here
after all these years
Haiku # 22503 September 30, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by hangdog of orbiting dallas
baking panty bread
she busies herself scratching
damn, that is frothy
Haiku # 22502 September 30, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by ap
yes, of course, the count
but i would have been remiss
if i'd let it go
Haiku # 22501 September 30, 2002 5:12 pm ET
by scotch to janis
Oakland won in ten
Seattle fans left early
And I just big smiled.
Haiku # 22500 September 30, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by onjaysun