In hanging over
seven gin and tonics prove
cheap at twice the price

October's summer
could really do without all
this humidity

wife told me to just
restrain myself, then the fart
dissolves into you

once, in the morning
she left a cheek flapper loose
she won't admit it

4-29-05
Date of the Great Female Left-
Cheek Sneak...You've been warned!

there is a shade of nirvana
when the spirit is on the road
but there is but a semblance...

women never fart
so where does all their gas go
my wife won't tell me

women need to fart,
louder, and with enjoyment,
then, life is a gas!

without those laces
and with eyes up skirts, of course
your tongues hanging out

shoes also have eyes,
look out you women in skirts,
my shoes aren't tight laced :o

what about grammy's
home baked chicken pot pie? It's
goodness I say, good.

Eminem, whom once
again has sold his soul for
another grammy

grammy has a cock
so don't go liftin' her skirt
'lest you want a shock

Flooding all over
the Western United States --
broken Canada

beyond scarecrow's reach
twisted hinges creaking wind
fading V of geese

grasses of summer
now cooling winds barest touch
once green now shivers

all that men have built
the wind can so easily
blow it all away

I think my Grammy's
advice on a long life still
works "NAKED BINGO"

Decided to go
With a tableless design
('cept for haiku loop)

Gave up supporting
All those 5 year old browsers
Because they are fucked

bad haiku in the
netscrape browser is really
quite something to see

how could shoes smell bad?
they have no noses, just tongues
so they could taste bad

I'd take off my shoes
but I don't know if they'll smell
they're not mine

If I did take the pills
would I be normal
or just chemically enhanced

why?
Questions don't always have answers

can we still post pics?
Like the old days...pics with
bad haiku comments?

some internet chick...
you really have an unmatched
style with haiku

I must go for now
Alas please do not have fear
for I will be back

it seems pretty sad
that I dont have any life
sit here for hours

Writing Bad Haikus
for everyone out there to read
but yet I'm alone

I know what you'll say
you like a different team
but that is Okay

Is it Monday yet?
So that the Packers can play
time to beat Da Bears

The train siren blows
as the rain drops are falling
and the temp. drops down

just call me angel
of the morning baby, Is
the song in my head

rain drops are falling
on the cold wet ground below
thank God its not snow

the frogs are hopping
worms go squirming cross the road
can you here them squish

sitting here right now
am I here all by myself
well it seems to be

pretty butterflies
floating gracefully around
bright colorful wings

Angels watch over
as I sit at my puter
wings so fluffy white

Curious George sit
with his cute face and smile
right here on my desk

rain rain go away
bring me back warm summer days
to go out and play

last time I was here
the day was cold and rainy
now its raining too

to and fro'ing to
oregon i go, can't wait
for some fall colors

never metaphor
have met a few ones and twos
maybe soon I will

Tahoe eyes, China
lips, Teton breasts...one forgets
what I met-her-for?

one most talented
(unmooring of metaphors)
prize still goes to ash

to and fro-ing of
habitual fixations
helps to pass some time

Zen drawing makes both
an instant and a lifetime
unforgettable

That urban legend
was true, bloody sheets, really
left heart in SF.

I walk streets alone
with only my boyfriend's red
leash I'm so lonely

maybe janis should
let a few 'haikuers' show
her around 'frisco'