K, you commented
on my unmatched haiku style
is it good or bad
by some internet chick
 
			
I am not ugly
but not quite drop dead gorgeous
why am i alone
by some internet chick
 
			
onjaysun, you say
naked bingo will be fun
do you wanna join
by some internet chick
 
			
moment of saying
BITCH, and she overheard for
it was someone else...
by Nyx
 
			
the ceaseless effort,
to lead an effortless life,
this is the party!
by joe sam, are you having fun kids?
 
			
October's sunset
inside colors of a shell
thrown upon the shore
by Gwenhyfar
 
			
Tree above the Bank
green, yellow, red..Wow, it's Fall..
or a clown blowed up.
by onjaysun
 
			
harvest festival
earthen musk of thousand leaves
flask of scotch in hand
by old oak trees in backyard r us
 
			
while waiting for may
I'll revel in October
drop out for winter
by pocketful of keys r us
 
			
do not drop out love
waiting for may is better
future will be bright
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX 
 
			
hotmail asks again
"are you smarter than j. lo?"
with that ass, who cares?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
relentless homework
want to drop out so so bad
May where are you at?
by tiger of vegas 
 
			
oh! for some more sleep
lucky that baby is cute
or i'd strangle him
by ash
 
			
if years can be "gone"
isn't it quite strange how they
manage to "add up"
by mathmeticians rnt us
 
			
here's a dumb riddle:
what's brown and sticky? a stick!
i said it was dumb
by idiocy r scotch
 
			
so hard not to gaze
at all the bumming one sees
at the nudist beach
by voyeurs r us
 
			
never lost for words
pesky telemarketers
relentlessly speak
by love having the opportunity to be RUDE r us
 
			
I am lost for words...
wondering what to say...
my cousin gazes
bumming for rides
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Under flickering
florescent, brainless job in
LA, land of glitz
by Lillie of California 
 
			
Laying on the couch
My Belly oozes over
Can't reach the remote
by kackarott of Football Sunday during a commercial 
 
			
Closing in on my
one-five-two tri-mester, can
walk, talk....still urps though.
by onjaysun
 
			
Hey, Betty la Bomb
Missed you, Missouri, and a
lack of pretension
by Lillie of California 
 
			
another year gone
almost my birthday again
life goes by quite fast
by ash
 
			
san francisco has
many fun places to have 
a drink with Janis....
by k
 
			
 
spent a week on the
north umpqua river...quite wet
grandma has a cock
by k
 
			
from the sweet child's mouth
a great swarm of shrieking bats
a black cloud boiling
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
summers' eve won't help
she should try hot kerosene
grandma has a cock
by ap
 
			
my cock is throbbing
thinking about all that yeast
we could make some beer
by ap
 
			
it's all good they say
art in any way 
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
by peter searle the younger of australia 
 
			
it's all good they say
art in any way 
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
by peter searle the younger of australia 
 
			
Sweat beads on her brow
Dough she is kneading needs yeast
Scratches her panties
by Crimson Tide
 
			
Where do the farts go?
When silence must be observed
Riding on the lift
by pinched rictus
 
			
Imperious lass
Accused of farting gives me
An icy cold stare
by cringer
 
			
bedded him at last
surprised...tiny equipment
unfortunately
by tanjeroo
 
			
Saw her Saturday
Liked the equipment so much
Now plays for that team.
by onjaysun
 
			
just because it's fall
doesn't mean we're over (yet)
summer love does end
by ...sigh
 
			
fwoar
that's the last time
no more
by peter searle the younger of australia 
 
			
oh peenerschnitzels
cockamathingajiggers
unpredictable
by another Patriots FAN
 
			
c'mon Patriots!
first half...down by sixteen points!
I hate the Dolphins!
by fans r us
 
			
In hanging over
seven gin and tonics prove
cheap at twice the price
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
October's summer
could really do without all
this humidity
by another comment about bad air r us
 
			
wife told me to just 
restrain myself, then the fart
dissolves into you
by monkfart
 
			
once, in the morning
she left a cheek flapper loose
she won't admit it
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
4-29-05
Date of the Great Female Left-
Cheek Sneak...You've been warned!
by onjaysun
 
			
there is a shade of nirvana
when the spirit is on the road
but there is but a semblance...
by Anything
 
			
women never fart
so where does all their gas go
my wife won't tell me
by ap
 
			
women need to fart,
louder, and with enjoyment, 
then, life is a gas!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
without those laces
and with eyes up skirts, of course
your tongues hanging out
by idiocy r us
 
			
shoes also have eyes,
look out you women in skirts,
my shoes aren't tight laced :o
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
what about grammy's 
home baked chicken pot pie? It's
goodness I say, good.
by Sparkychica