looks like it may be
stephanie,,, she is just soooo
grumpy!  gosh golly!
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
am watching it now,
will let you know in hour
survivor haiku
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
missed Survivor four
can anyone out there tell
who got booted off?
by waiting r us
 
			
My jeep got new tires
That's like my third favorite
use of black rubber.
by onjaysun
 
			
we brought balloon grapes
to the harvest festival
and much fruit was pressed
by flask of scotch
 
			
you can walk a mile
in someone else's shoes, sure...
but wear your own socks
by idiocy r scotch
 
			
the man asked me to
put myself in other shoes
and they didn;t fit
by Nyx
 
			
it was blue velvet
walking talking tongues in dreams
bluer than velvet
by mellie, down there, up here
 
			
All you need in love...
One to eat the nekkid part
of the Oreo
by onjaysun (for S.I.C.)
 
			
was at the crossroads
I met no devil evil
wondering 'bout my soul
by mellie, wet down south
 
			
classics now revolve
chamber; slot; cock back; aim; fire;
mis-take! shoot again!
by Garik of Jersey 
 
			
Ohhhhh noooooo! new neighbor 
plays roy orbison loudly!
kill me now, hurry!
by !!!!!
 
			
Bush as president
Could change a sodomy charge
to 
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
bush lights a short fuse
without knowing its ending
ignorance is bliss
by ap
 
			
historic moment
decline of the empire
you will remember
by ap
 
			
anyone out there
am I in this world alone
no ones here with me
by some internet chick
 
			
my phone had just rang
telemarketers again
what a crappy job
by some internet chick
 
			
so my poems arent great
but than neither is my life
well at least I try
by some internet chick
 
			
its my somber place
bad haiku helps me to cope
when life treats me bad
by some internet chick
 
			
Everytime I am here
I am in a real sad mood
ONCE, can I be happy??
by some internet chick
 
			
K, you commented
on my unmatched haiku style
is it good or bad
by some internet chick
 
			
I am not ugly
but not quite drop dead gorgeous
why am i alone
by some internet chick
 
			
onjaysun, you say
naked bingo will be fun
do you wanna join
by some internet chick
 
			
moment of saying
BITCH, and she overheard for
it was someone else...
by Nyx
 
			
the ceaseless effort,
to lead an effortless life,
this is the party!
by joe sam, are you having fun kids?
 
			
October's sunset
inside colors of a shell
thrown upon the shore
by Gwenhyfar
 
			
Tree above the Bank
green, yellow, red..Wow, it's Fall..
or a clown blowed up.
by onjaysun
 
			
harvest festival
earthen musk of thousand leaves
flask of scotch in hand
by old oak trees in backyard r us
 
			
while waiting for may
I'll revel in October
drop out for winter
by pocketful of keys r us
 
			
do not drop out love
waiting for may is better
future will be bright
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX 
 
			
hotmail asks again
"are you smarter than j. lo?"
with that ass, who cares?
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
relentless homework
want to drop out so so bad
May where are you at?
by tiger of vegas 
 
			
oh! for some more sleep
lucky that baby is cute
or i'd strangle him
by ash
 
			
if years can be "gone"
isn't it quite strange how they
manage to "add up"
by mathmeticians rnt us
 
			
here's a dumb riddle:
what's brown and sticky? a stick!
i said it was dumb
by idiocy r scotch
 
			
so hard not to gaze
at all the bumming one sees
at the nudist beach
by voyeurs r us
 
			
never lost for words
pesky telemarketers
relentlessly speak
by love having the opportunity to be RUDE r us
 
			
I am lost for words...
wondering what to say...
my cousin gazes
bumming for rides
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Under flickering
florescent, brainless job in
LA, land of glitz
by Lillie of California 
 
			
Laying on the couch
My Belly oozes over
Can't reach the remote
by kackarott of Football Sunday during a commercial 
 
			
Closing in on my
one-five-two tri-mester, can
walk, talk....still urps though.
by onjaysun
 
			
Hey, Betty la Bomb
Missed you, Missouri, and a
lack of pretension
by Lillie of California 
 
			
another year gone
almost my birthday again
life goes by quite fast
by ash
 
			
san francisco has
many fun places to have 
a drink with Janis....
by k
 
			
 
spent a week on the
north umpqua river...quite wet
grandma has a cock
by k
 
			
from the sweet child's mouth
a great swarm of shrieking bats
a black cloud boiling
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
summers' eve won't help
she should try hot kerosene
grandma has a cock
by ap
 
			
my cock is throbbing
thinking about all that yeast
we could make some beer
by ap
 
			
it's all good they say
art in any way 
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
by peter searle the younger of australia 
 
			
it's all good they say
art in any way 
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
by peter searle the younger of australia