looks like it may be
stephanie,,, she is just soooo
grumpy! gosh golly!

am watching it now,
will let you know in hour
survivor haiku

missed Survivor four
can anyone out there tell
who got booted off?

My jeep got new tires
That's like my third favorite
use of black rubber.

we brought balloon grapes
to the harvest festival
and much fruit was pressed

you can walk a mile
in someone else's shoes, sure...
but wear your own socks

the man asked me to
put myself in other shoes
and they didn;t fit

it was blue velvet
walking talking tongues in dreams
bluer than velvet

All you need in love...
One to eat the nekkid part
of the Oreo

was at the crossroads
I met no devil evil
wondering 'bout my soul

classics now revolve
chamber; slot; cock back; aim; fire;
mis-take! shoot again!

Ohhhhh noooooo! new neighbor
plays roy orbison loudly!
kill me now, hurry!

Bush as president
Could change a sodomy charge
to

bush lights a short fuse
without knowing its ending
ignorance is bliss

historic moment
decline of the empire
you will remember

anyone out there
am I in this world alone
no ones here with me

my phone had just rang
telemarketers again
what a crappy job

so my poems arent great
but than neither is my life
well at least I try

its my somber place
bad haiku helps me to cope
when life treats me bad

Everytime I am here
I am in a real sad mood
ONCE, can I be happy??

K, you commented
on my unmatched haiku style
is it good or bad

I am not ugly
but not quite drop dead gorgeous
why am i alone

onjaysun, you say
naked bingo will be fun
do you wanna join

moment of saying
BITCH, and she overheard for
it was someone else...

the ceaseless effort,
to lead an effortless life,
this is the party!

October's sunset
inside colors of a shell
thrown upon the shore

Tree above the Bank
green, yellow, red..Wow, it's Fall..
or a clown blowed up.

harvest festival
earthen musk of thousand leaves
flask of scotch in hand

while waiting for may
I'll revel in October
drop out for winter

do not drop out love
waiting for may is better
future will be bright

hotmail asks again
"are you smarter than j. lo?"
with that ass, who cares?

relentless homework
want to drop out so so bad
May where are you at?

oh! for some more sleep
lucky that baby is cute
or i'd strangle him

if years can be "gone"
isn't it quite strange how they
manage to "add up"

here's a dumb riddle:
what's brown and sticky? a stick!
i said it was dumb

so hard not to gaze
at all the bumming one sees
at the nudist beach

never lost for words
pesky telemarketers
relentlessly speak

I am lost for words...
wondering what to say...
my cousin gazes
bumming for rides

Under flickering
florescent, brainless job in
LA, land of glitz

Laying on the couch
My Belly oozes over
Can't reach the remote

Closing in on my
one-five-two tri-mester, can
walk, talk....still urps though.

Hey, Betty la Bomb
Missed you, Missouri, and a
lack of pretension

another year gone
almost my birthday again
life goes by quite fast

san francisco has
many fun places to have
a drink with Janis....

spent a week on the
north umpqua river...quite wet
grandma has a cock

from the sweet child's mouth
a great swarm of shrieking bats
a black cloud boiling

summers' eve won't help
she should try hot kerosene
grandma has a cock

my cock is throbbing
thinking about all that yeast
we could make some beer

it's all good they say
art in any way
so what is the point of trying
art is crap

it's all good they say
art in any way
so what is the point of trying
art is crap