not to leave out ash
in my birthday well wishes
how many candles?

a swinging birthday
to sheena the jungle queen
belated and all

happy birthday ash
best wishes sheena baby
grandma has a cock

another lifetime
don't want it to end too soon
dying to get home

tall buffalo red
donuts eat blue tall donuts
just inhale green frogs

Just imagine red
Then you will be angrier
watch out, breathing tube

had a scrabble date
in her bag, a riding crop
i let her beat me

that trip to bali
holiday of a lifetime
for the unlucky

Rumbling throttle begs
a late night cruise through the streets
counting this week's stress

fair well to you all
in this world called bad haiku
sweet dreams and good nite

time for a shower
and in my flannel jammies
its sure cold tonite

twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty three
thats what there are now

twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty one
alot of haikus

what kind of gift, would
a bad haiku get, for a
special 6th birthday

Only thirty days
till bad haikus 6th birthday
should we buy a gift

Green Bay Packers played,
kicking some Patriot butt
OH what a great game

quiet restful day
is what I wanted to have
nice peaceful sunday

will anyone join
in my bad haiku writing
or am I alone

here I am tonite
writing bad haikus for you
I hope you enjoy

tennessee haiku
we eber seen dat befoe?
dat seems unlikely

mellie in da souff
dat where de peoples be stiff
like memphis mummies

"libran" in haiku
makes me think of, well, moxie
dear lord, not again

twenty-five years old
happy birthday young sheena
boy, those were the days.......

librans maturing
grow richer and more complex
like a vintage wine

cake, anybody?
i've made my wish, now make yours
what flavor's your choice?


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ll ll ll ll ll
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today i was born
quarter of a century
twenty-five rough years

i am now convinced
truth: ugly, bitter, lovely
i taste it and eat

like dark chocolate
like strong hooch, mysterious
depth's a tasty thing

anybody see
that ad for a date website?
"catch some rays...and scotts"?

two twenty-somethings:
girl chases boy on the beach
pulling his trunks off

let that wave roll on
drown us in awful haiku
we'll snicker, dying

haven't been here in...
oh, a long time, anyway
beautiful, janis!!!!!!!

no rattle snakes there
full gospel tabernacle
mellie praised the lord

how much fuck, could a
fuckup fuck, if a fuckup
could fuck up? say fast!

Tuna in lemon pepper?
Real men eat tuna in motor oil
Bodyguards choice
20w50
I don't mind if you kill the whales

i came home tonight
to a dead cat 'cross my path
that can't be good luck

the artist's paradigm
as bartheleme put it
is to fail

art
expression of ideas
viewed incorrectly always
there is no point
painting is too shallow

Date, City, State, Venue
- blues hall essence relived -
"i'm a voodoo child!"

secretarial
duties paper clips white out
show me my mistakes

I can see in my
Magic Mirror..Sue..Tim..Scotch
Oops!, Not so fast Scotch!

like an astronaut
floating untethered in space
i do miss cable

i have a big screen
it shows the nature channel
wait, that's a window

listless prayer plant
hasn't prayed since i got it
must be agnostic

i killed my ivy
it was self-defense, i swear!
still have no tv

Why Stephanie, do
you alienate your tribe?
you kick ass sista!

G was just the head
loser of Chuay...a good
cave-in could help out

looks like the island
got a case of the Mondays
buck up lil' campers

hold on an instant
i find that hard to prehend
at least at this time

poor Ghandia, I
can't watch this shit again, first
and last episode

the one who fought with
ted over love-bites got booted
navy chick at fault

keep getting error
can't send ending of survivor
what's up with that?