secretarial
duties paper clips white out
show me my mistakes

I can see in my
Magic Mirror..Sue..Tim..Scotch
Oops!, Not so fast Scotch!

like an astronaut
floating untethered in space
i do miss cable

i have a big screen
it shows the nature channel
wait, that's a window

listless prayer plant
hasn't prayed since i got it
must be agnostic

i killed my ivy
it was self-defense, i swear!
still have no tv

Why Stephanie, do
you alienate your tribe?
you kick ass sista!

G was just the head
loser of Chuay...a good
cave-in could help out

looks like the island
got a case of the Mondays
buck up lil' campers

hold on an instant
i find that hard to prehend
at least at this time

poor Ghandia, I
can't watch this shit again, first
and last episode

the one who fought with
ted over love-bites got booted
navy chick at fault

keep getting error
can't send ending of survivor
what's up with that?

soup-chai wins challenge
chewbacca going to vote, hope
it's one of the guys

fisher-price horror,
aquarium crib nightlight
American dreams

stephane only
one working on her team; the
bunch of bananas

ken the nyc
police pig looks like he wants
his gun, to shoot everyone!!

ynuk, ynuk

most of these people,
nutty as american
TV commercials

man this ted guy whooo
and so many good-ole-boys
on his team too

looks like it may be
stephanie,,, she is just soooo
grumpy! gosh golly!

am watching it now,
will let you know in hour
survivor haiku

missed Survivor four
can anyone out there tell
who got booted off?

My jeep got new tires
That's like my third favorite
use of black rubber.

we brought balloon grapes
to the harvest festival
and much fruit was pressed

you can walk a mile
in someone else's shoes, sure...
but wear your own socks

the man asked me to
put myself in other shoes
and they didn;t fit

it was blue velvet
walking talking tongues in dreams
bluer than velvet

All you need in love...
One to eat the nekkid part
of the Oreo

was at the crossroads
I met no devil evil
wondering 'bout my soul

classics now revolve
chamber; slot; cock back; aim; fire;
mis-take! shoot again!

Ohhhhh noooooo! new neighbor
plays roy orbison loudly!
kill me now, hurry!

Bush as president
Could change a sodomy charge
to

bush lights a short fuse
without knowing its ending
ignorance is bliss

historic moment
decline of the empire
you will remember

anyone out there
am I in this world alone
no ones here with me

my phone had just rang
telemarketers again
what a crappy job

so my poems arent great
but than neither is my life
well at least I try

its my somber place
bad haiku helps me to cope
when life treats me bad

Everytime I am here
I am in a real sad mood
ONCE, can I be happy??

K, you commented
on my unmatched haiku style
is it good or bad

I am not ugly
but not quite drop dead gorgeous
why am i alone

onjaysun, you say
naked bingo will be fun
do you wanna join

moment of saying
BITCH, and she overheard for
it was someone else...

the ceaseless effort,
to lead an effortless life,
this is the party!

October's sunset
inside colors of a shell
thrown upon the shore

Tree above the Bank
green, yellow, red..Wow, it's Fall..
or a clown blowed up.

harvest festival
earthen musk of thousand leaves
flask of scotch in hand

while waiting for may
I'll revel in October
drop out for winter

do not drop out love
waiting for may is better
future will be bright

hotmail asks again
"are you smarter than j. lo?"
with that ass, who cares?