i have a big screen
it shows the nature channel
wait, that's a window
by scotch
listless prayer plant
hasn't prayed since i got it
must be agnostic
by scotch
i killed my ivy
it was self-defense, i swear!
still have no tv
by scotch
Why Stephanie, do
you alienate your tribe?
you kick ass sista!
by onjaysun
G was just the head
loser of Chuay...a good
cave-in could help out
by onjaysun
looks like the island
got a case of the Mondays
buck up lil' campers
by onjaysun (taking up office space)
hold on an instant
i find that hard to prehend
at least at this time
by ash
poor Ghandia, I
can't watch this shit again, first
and last episode
by Anonymous Poet
the one who fought with
ted over love-bites got booted
navy chick at fault
by Anonymous Poet
keep getting error
can't send ending of survivor
what's up with that?
by Anonymous Poet
soup-chai wins challenge
chewbacca going to vote, hope
it's one of the guys
by Anonymous Poet
fisher-price horror,
aquarium crib nightlight
American dreams
by Anonymous Poet
stephane only
one working on her team; the
bunch of bananas
by Anonymous Poet
ken the nyc
police pig looks like he wants
his gun, to shoot everyone!!
ynuk, ynuk
by Anonymous Poet
most of these people,
nutty as american
TV commercials
by survivor watcher
man this ted guy whooo
and so many good-ole-boys
on his team too
by Anonymous Poet
looks like it may be
stephanie,,, she is just soooo
grumpy! gosh golly!
by Anonymous Poet
am watching it now,
will let you know in hour
survivor haiku
by Anonymous Poet
missed Survivor four
can anyone out there tell
who got booted off?
by waiting r us
My jeep got new tires
That's like my third favorite
use of black rubber.
by onjaysun
we brought balloon grapes
to the harvest festival
and much fruit was pressed
by flask of scotch
you can walk a mile
in someone else's shoes, sure...
but wear your own socks
by idiocy r scotch
the man asked me to
put myself in other shoes
and they didn;t fit
by Nyx
it was blue velvet
walking talking tongues in dreams
bluer than velvet
by mellie, down there, up here
All you need in love...
One to eat the nekkid part
of the Oreo
by onjaysun (for S.I.C.)
was at the crossroads
I met no devil evil
wondering 'bout my soul
by mellie, wet down south
classics now revolve
chamber; slot; cock back; aim; fire;
mis-take! shoot again!
by Garik of Jersey
Ohhhhh noooooo! new neighbor
plays roy orbison loudly!
kill me now, hurry!
by !!!!!
Bush as president
Could change a sodomy charge
to
by Anonymous Poet
bush lights a short fuse
without knowing its ending
ignorance is bliss
by ap
historic moment
decline of the empire
you will remember
by ap
anyone out there
am I in this world alone
no ones here with me
by some internet chick
my phone had just rang
telemarketers again
what a crappy job
by some internet chick
so my poems arent great
but than neither is my life
well at least I try
by some internet chick
its my somber place
bad haiku helps me to cope
when life treats me bad
by some internet chick
Everytime I am here
I am in a real sad mood
ONCE, can I be happy??
by some internet chick
K, you commented
on my unmatched haiku style
is it good or bad
by some internet chick
I am not ugly
but not quite drop dead gorgeous
why am i alone
by some internet chick
onjaysun, you say
naked bingo will be fun
do you wanna join
by some internet chick
moment of saying
BITCH, and she overheard for
it was someone else...
by Nyx
the ceaseless effort,
to lead an effortless life,
this is the party!
by joe sam, are you having fun kids?
October's sunset
inside colors of a shell
thrown upon the shore
by Gwenhyfar
Tree above the Bank
green, yellow, red..Wow, it's Fall..
or a clown blowed up.
by onjaysun
harvest festival
earthen musk of thousand leaves
flask of scotch in hand
by old oak trees in backyard r us
while waiting for may
I'll revel in October
drop out for winter
by pocketful of keys r us
do not drop out love
waiting for may is better
future will be bright
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
hotmail asks again
"are you smarter than j. lo?"
with that ass, who cares?
by Anonymous Poet
relentless homework
want to drop out so so bad
May where are you at?
by tiger of vegas
oh! for some more sleep
lucky that baby is cute
or i'd strangle him
by ash
if years can be "gone"
isn't it quite strange how they
manage to "add up"
by mathmeticians rnt us
