Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

yeowch! k, truly bad
in provencial New England
Mary in "bathtub"
Haiku # 23742, December 6, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by ...you know, sitting out in the front yard
Rebus under caps,
friends can't remember and 2
think, eye due knot drink
Haiku # 23741, December 6, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by onjaysun
SF Bay doth rock
Tenderloin most savory
Dig Berkeley as well
Haiku # 23740, December 6, 2002 2:43 pm ET
by maestro of Manhattan (spec. Hell's Kitchen)
wax mold of jesus
in a field of flowers that
says "Merry Christmas"
Haiku # 23739, December 6, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by k of for instance.....
religious icons?
like Santa Claus and Rudolph?
or the trinity?
Haiku # 23738, December 6, 2002 2:19 pm ET
by ...bread cheese and wine?
employee craft fair....
i really hate these quaint
religious icons
Haiku # 23737, December 6, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by k of in the suburbs of San Jose
probably best there
isn't a way for haikuers
to upload pics then
Haiku # 23736, December 6, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by k of dsl helps if you can get it....
early winter cold
white upon white the snowdrifts
of many tissues
Haiku # 23735, December 6, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by winter blues
k, k, k ... oh, why?
J-Peg and Gif images
Are most annoying
Haiku # 23734, December 6, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by maestro
Peter O Peter
How I have missed you darling!
There's no one like you!
Haiku # 23733, December 6, 2002 1:19 pm ET
by rozboz of here and now
slurried wooden lot
snowed in for too many days
brains begin to rot
Haiku # 23732, December 6, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by winter blues
although the best place
for a pint would be in the
Edinburgh Castle
Haiku # 23731, December 6, 2002 4:08 am ET
by k of San Francisco's Tenderloin
maestro, poor student
can't afford essence without
good performance first
Haiku # 23730, December 6, 2002 2:08 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston

Vesuvio's is
a great place to grab a drink
or two or seven
Haiku # 23729, December 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by k
you near sydney, ash?
it's like the old testament
all that burning bush
Haiku # 23728, December 5, 2002 6:35 pm ET
by scotch of (bring on the double entendres)
janis, i live in
Chinatown, but up on the
hill, with a bay view
Haiku # 23727, December 5, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by k of really, i don't bite in real life...and I drink LOTS of beer..just ask scotch
strom must be confused
the clock's been rolled back so far
"we lynch arabs now?"
Haiku # 23726, December 5, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by scotch of wondering how many are being secretly "detained" and/or executed at this moment
strom holds the record:
the longest fillibuster
(against civil rights)
Haiku # 23725, December 5, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by scotch
a wise man once said
that only the good die young
happy birthday strom!
Haiku # 23724, December 5, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by scotch of strom thurmond's 100th birthday party
sorry we missed you
you could have joined us for flix
(four on one ticket)
Haiku # 23723, December 5, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by scotch to janis
Secret Santa, picked
myself, hope something I like,
and leads to romance
Haiku # 23722, December 5, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by onjaysun (winkwinknudgenudge)
To k regarding this

Stayed near chinatown
The buildings were beautiful
Drank oh so much beer
Haiku # 23721, December 5, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
sensory assault
beneath which filters buckle
peyote cupcake?
Haiku # 23720, December 5, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by maestro
Paean to bum pants
Comfy, stinky, and snuggly
What will I wear now?
Haiku # 23719, December 5, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by titus wong
ye of hinterland
prolix equals not sublime
condense your notions
Haiku # 23718, December 5, 2002 11:30 am ET
by maestro
dear Jane of Princeton
performance now measures naught
embrace your essence
Haiku # 23717, December 5, 2002 11:18 am ET
by maestro
synapses reeling
neural exchange aflutter
ash, thou have returned
Haiku # 23716, December 5, 2002 11:16 am ET
by maestro
just got back to town
city smells like a fireplace
not the only ash
Haiku # 23715, December 5, 2002 6:57 am ET
by ash
New system, good choice -
But does that mean sacrifying
creativity ?
Haiku # 23714, December 5, 2002 2:36 am ET
by R. of PT
Why should all concepts,
as powerful as they are,
be put in a box ?
Haiku # 23713, December 5, 2002 2:33 am ET
by R. of PT
Fantasy, change,
creation, innovation ?
Did I change that much?
Haiku # 23712, December 5, 2002 2:29 am ET
by R. of PT
When I went to touch the sea the tip of my toes, it feels the same as when I was touching some hoes on the street. When i walked through the sands it feel like my fungus went away. As I walked and felt the breeze caused by mother nature I feel like farting, BROOOOOT, smell the natrualnist and cleanliness, to share my feeling with her. As the wave wash in, I wanted to share some water of my own, so I let myself go, PISSS! Dam, iwant to come again!
Haiku # 23711, December 4, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by JIGGY NOW, JIGGY LATER of UP URS
I felt the sea on my butt. When I fart thougth the night. AsI smell roses .
Haiku # 23710, December 4, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Nary neeheng
I slept througth the deep night . As I swayed my head like the sea.
Haiku # 23709, December 4, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ears clogged throat real sore
seems cold has finally come
both inside and out
Haiku # 23708, December 4, 2002 7:50 pm ET
by winter blues
Finals loom closer
Sigh and sigh again I go
Return to my books
Haiku # 23707, December 4, 2002 4:38 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
Yaaawwwwnnnn!
and lips the worse sucker of all
Haiku # 23706, December 4, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mr. Blue Sky plays
Bob "same shit, different days"
smiles at car not there
Haiku # 23705, December 4, 2002 11:22 am ET
by onjaysun (can't believe didn't show new beetle)
actually it's
about web haiku; just thought
i would clear that up
Haiku # 23704, December 4, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
Bum pants, bum pants, oh!
Stains of all varieties
How I miss you so!
Haiku # 23703, December 4, 2002 11:18 am ET
by titus wong
this site soon explode,
on sunday it will happen:
AP story planned

on web poetry.
more visits, then server lag,
as the sheep flock here.
Haiku # 23702, December 4, 2002 11:18 am ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
she's married five months,
it has been ten years for me,
yet still she teases
Haiku # 23701, December 4, 2002 11:13 am ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
she replied again --
asked if i got her reply
and now i'm confused
Haiku # 23700, December 4, 2002 11:12 am ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
she replied ... sort of
only quoted my email;
is that meaningful?
Haiku # 23699, December 4, 2002 11:10 am ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
you know..hinterland
you ask good questions, yet you
ask them in wrong place
Haiku # 23698, December 4, 2002 3:38 am ET
by k
who the hell told me
that i had any business
writing these haikus
Haiku # 23697, December 3, 2002 11:29 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
farming on the face,
hoping for a good harvest --
squeezing my pimples
Haiku # 23696, December 3, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
when i was little
my turds were small hard pebbles
that hurt to squeeze out

now that i'm older
my poop has turned squishier
and harder to wipe
Haiku # 23695, December 3, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
The farts of others
always stink; secretly though
we enjoy our own
Haiku # 23694, December 3, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
if i don't wipe real
good, sometimes my sphincter gets
a sore spot on it
Haiku # 23693, December 3, 2002 11:15 pm ET
by Unrepentant Failure of the Hinterlands
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