Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

so disappointing
H B O's Sopranos sucked
fuhgeddaboudit
Haiku # 23758, December 8, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by sheesh
my nose is pouring
provoked by plumes of bushfires
wish it was raining
Haiku # 23757, December 8, 2002 7:29 pm ET
by ash
onjaysun, picked boss
in secret santa lotto!
any good, mean thoughts?
Haiku # 23756, December 8, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by sheena
now that it's over
was your holiday good, r?
by the way, m/f?
Haiku # 23755, December 8, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by sheena
hey r of pt
really multilingual?
or faked with website?

(babelfish or any translator site)
Haiku # 23754, December 8, 2002 2:38 pm ET
by sheena
your time tends to shine
forgetting your bandages
somewhere in your mind
Haiku # 23753, December 7, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by jerm
no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode
Haiku # 23752, December 7, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode
Haiku # 23751, December 7, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the squirrels may rest
unmolested by barking
i mourn his passing
Haiku # 23750, December 7, 2002 11:35 am ET
by ap
a month just passes
Like gas from a fattened teen
Six and thirty now!
Haiku # 23749, December 7, 2002 5:44 am ET
by pbrite of chucktown, sc
the ground is still damp
time to shut off the sprinklers
winter approaching
Haiku # 23748, December 7, 2002 12:05 am ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
my perception errs:
it usually occurs when
others misperceive
Haiku # 23747, December 6, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by jerm
you like to step on
someones bowels of infamy
exhaling honor
Haiku # 23746, December 6, 2002 10:32 pm ET
by jerm
facets are embossed
your time folds on the edge of
some unfiltered dreams
Haiku # 23745, December 6, 2002 10:27 pm ET
by jerm
time becomes quite naught
the minute you think about
destroying reason
Haiku # 23744, December 6, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by jerm
holiday goers
final baths become phony
you need true sponge bath
Haiku # 23743, December 6, 2002 6:13 pm ET
by jerm of NH
yeowch! k, truly bad
in provencial New England
Mary in "bathtub"
Haiku # 23742, December 6, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by ...you know, sitting out in the front yard
Rebus under caps,
friends can't remember and 2
think, eye due knot drink
Haiku # 23741, December 6, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by onjaysun
SF Bay doth rock
Tenderloin most savory
Dig Berkeley as well
Haiku # 23740, December 6, 2002 2:43 pm ET
by maestro of Manhattan (spec. Hell's Kitchen)
wax mold of jesus
in a field of flowers that
says "Merry Christmas"
Haiku # 23739, December 6, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by k of for instance.....
religious icons?
like Santa Claus and Rudolph?
or the trinity?
Haiku # 23738, December 6, 2002 2:19 pm ET
by ...bread cheese and wine?
employee craft fair....
i really hate these quaint
religious icons
Haiku # 23737, December 6, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by k of in the suburbs of San Jose
probably best there
isn't a way for haikuers
to upload pics then
Haiku # 23736, December 6, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by k of dsl helps if you can get it....
early winter cold
white upon white the snowdrifts
of many tissues
Haiku # 23735, December 6, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by winter blues
k, k, k ... oh, why?
J-Peg and Gif images
Are most annoying
Haiku # 23734, December 6, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by maestro
Peter O Peter
How I have missed you darling!
There's no one like you!
Haiku # 23733, December 6, 2002 1:19 pm ET
by rozboz of here and now
slurried wooden lot
snowed in for too many days
brains begin to rot
Haiku # 23732, December 6, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by winter blues
although the best place
for a pint would be in the
Edinburgh Castle
Haiku # 23731, December 6, 2002 4:08 am ET
by k of San Francisco's Tenderloin
maestro, poor student
can't afford essence without
good performance first
Haiku # 23730, December 6, 2002 2:08 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston

Vesuvio's is
a great place to grab a drink
or two or seven
Haiku # 23729, December 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by k
you near sydney, ash?
it's like the old testament
all that burning bush
Haiku # 23728, December 5, 2002 6:35 pm ET
by scotch of (bring on the double entendres)
janis, i live in
Chinatown, but up on the
hill, with a bay view
Haiku # 23727, December 5, 2002 5:53 pm ET
by k of really, i don't bite in real life...and I drink LOTS of beer..just ask scotch
strom must be confused
the clock's been rolled back so far
"we lynch arabs now?"
Haiku # 23726, December 5, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by scotch of wondering how many are being secretly "detained" and/or executed at this moment
strom holds the record:
the longest fillibuster
(against civil rights)
Haiku # 23725, December 5, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by scotch
a wise man once said
that only the good die young
happy birthday strom!
Haiku # 23724, December 5, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by scotch of strom thurmond's 100th birthday party
sorry we missed you
you could have joined us for flix
(four on one ticket)
Haiku # 23723, December 5, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by scotch to janis
Secret Santa, picked
myself, hope something I like,
and leads to romance
Haiku # 23722, December 5, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by onjaysun (winkwinknudgenudge)
To k regarding this

Stayed near chinatown
The buildings were beautiful
Drank oh so much beer
Haiku # 23721, December 5, 2002 4:23 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
sensory assault
beneath which filters buckle
peyote cupcake?
Haiku # 23720, December 5, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by maestro
Paean to bum pants
Comfy, stinky, and snuggly
What will I wear now?
Haiku # 23719, December 5, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by titus wong
ye of hinterland
prolix equals not sublime
condense your notions
Haiku # 23718, December 5, 2002 11:30 am ET
by maestro
dear Jane of Princeton
performance now measures naught
embrace your essence
Haiku # 23717, December 5, 2002 11:18 am ET
by maestro
synapses reeling
neural exchange aflutter
ash, thou have returned
Haiku # 23716, December 5, 2002 11:16 am ET
by maestro
just got back to town
city smells like a fireplace
not the only ash
Haiku # 23715, December 5, 2002 6:57 am ET
by ash
New system, good choice -
But does that mean sacrifying
creativity ?
Haiku # 23714, December 5, 2002 2:36 am ET
by R. of PT
Why should all concepts,
as powerful as they are,
be put in a box ?
Haiku # 23713, December 5, 2002 2:33 am ET
by R. of PT
Fantasy, change,
creation, innovation ?
Did I change that much?
Haiku # 23712, December 5, 2002 2:29 am ET
by R. of PT
When I went to touch the sea the tip of my toes, it feels the same as when I was touching some hoes on the street. When i walked through the sands it feel like my fungus went away. As I walked and felt the breeze caused by mother nature I feel like farting, BROOOOOT, smell the natrualnist and cleanliness, to share my feeling with her. As the wave wash in, I wanted to share some water of my own, so I let myself go, PISSS! Dam, iwant to come again!
Haiku # 23711, December 4, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by JIGGY NOW, JIGGY LATER of UP URS
I felt the sea on my butt. When I fart thougth the night. AsI smell roses .
Haiku # 23710, December 4, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Nary neeheng
I slept througth the deep night . As I swayed my head like the sea.
Haiku # 23709, December 4, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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