Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

I'm feeling stupid
get me some coffee, damnit
or perhaps cornflakes
Haiku # 23796, December 9, 2002 1:18 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
stupid people say
here, make me copies of this
and get me coffee

stupid people pee
in your cornflakes or oatmeal
they sure are bastards
Haiku # 23795, December 9, 2002 1:17 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
initial dram: noon
courting imbecility
awash in spirits
Haiku # 23794, December 9, 2002 1:16 pm ET
by maestro
i'm just about there
people are pissing me off
stupid people suck!
Haiku # 23793, December 9, 2002 1:08 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
words that make you cringe
like "quivering" or "polyps"
as pop tart flavors
Haiku # 23792, December 9, 2002 12:07 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
will you stand before
the fury of his armies?
his naked buttocks?
Haiku # 23791, December 9, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Drophammer of Akkadia
thus descends the god
battle puppy in bad verse
with a gay uncle
Haiku # 23790, December 9, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Drophammer of steely stuff
Point at everyone else
For THEY are the true problems
Naw, couldn't be you.
Haiku # 23789, December 9, 2002 11:59 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Poor me, says bachelor
No one is good enough
But wait... he's an ass.
Haiku # 23788, December 9, 2002 11:57 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Fat, androgynous
Balding, glasses on smug nose
Wit, yes, but looks... no.
Haiku # 23787, December 9, 2002 11:55 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Girls run screaming
After a single one-nighter
Musta been with Ed
Haiku # 23786, December 9, 2002 11:52 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Sits on a man-pole
Has to get it from somewhere
Girls always run
Haiku # 23785, December 9, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Battlepuppy
I go way too far?
I have much farther to go
Ain't seen nothin yet.
Haiku # 23784, December 9, 2002 11:39 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Smelly man-juice hits
like a wet, breadless sandwich
Right on Ed's forehead.
Haiku # 23783, December 9, 2002 11:38 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Hung like a squirrel
He dives for the clitoris
Says he's an oak tree
Haiku # 23782, December 9, 2002 11:36 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Sitting there quiet,
Birds chirping, playing banjo
Uncle is still gay.
Haiku # 23781, December 9, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Battlepuppy
My ass cheeks spread wide
plaster pours forth, shards aplenty
shit plaster shards... ow.
Haiku # 23780, December 9, 2002 11:31 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Previous haiku
not meant to make fun of 9-11
My uncle is gay.
Haiku # 23779, December 9, 2002 11:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fields aplenty, patches
People looking like small ants
From a crashing plane
Haiku # 23778, December 9, 2002 11:29 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Tribute to heroes
Standing tall amidst masses
My steely man-pole
Haiku # 23777, December 9, 2002 11:26 am ET
by Battlepuppy
frothy excrement
speedy jet of greenish goo
pants are smoldering
Haiku # 23776, December 9, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Drophammer of somewhere you never want to be
Two more languages
could maybe sometime be tried -
but only one I'll dare
Haiku # 23775, December 9, 2002 9:05 am ET
by R. of PT
Until now used four,
Some are easy some are not
All are really fun
Haiku # 23774, December 9, 2002 9:02 am ET
by R. of PT
Spanish Portuguese
Can be really special fun
but need time to think
Haiku # 23773, December 9, 2002 8:58 am ET
by R. of PT
Other languages
can be called appropriate too -
Will try that one day
Haiku # 23772, December 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by R. of PT
French too many syl's
Italian nobody knows
English more popular
Haiku # 23771, December 9, 2002 8:50 am ET
by R. of PT
De quelle humeur t'es?
Ne les laisse pas decider
pour toute la journee
Haiku # 23770, December 9, 2002 8:48 am ET
by R. of PT
Don't let them decide
that happy is not your mood
when you start your day
Haiku # 23769, December 9, 2002 8:44 am ET
by R. of PT
When you start your day
is it radio or the news
who decide your mood
Haiku # 23768, December 9, 2002 8:40 am ET
by R. of PT
Let's say happiness
should be the one driving force
behind all one's moods
Haiku # 23767, December 9, 2002 8:12 am ET
by R. of PT
Is "fun" the right word -
Or "happiness" maybe is
a much better choice
Haiku # 23766, December 9, 2002 8:10 am ET
by R. of PT
Haiku is just fun -
Holiness is everywhere
and can be fun too
Haiku # 23765, December 9, 2002 8:08 am ET
by R. of PT
PT number 6
Raising popularity -
But is this what counts?
Haiku # 23764, December 9, 2002 8:04 am ET
by R. of PT
Raise my eyes towards
the mountains from which help comes -
Help from the Creator
Haiku # 23763, December 9, 2002 8:01 am ET
by R. of PT
Did not deserve it
Though I was saved anyway -
Magnanimity
Haiku # 23762, December 9, 2002 7:55 am ET
by R of PT
Last haiku should say
Eventu'ly gave way to
5 Syllables, Oops
Haiku # 23761, December 9, 2002 12:40 am ET
by Drinkin on Lincoln of Chicago
Festapalooza
Eventually Gave Way To
Twelve Beers of Christmas
Haiku # 23760, December 9, 2002 12:38 am ET
by Drinkin on Lincoln of Chicago
GREEN BAY PACKERS RULE
practice saying GREEN BAY PACK-
ERS SUPER BOWL CHAMPS
Haiku # 23759, December 8, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by PACKERS RULE
so disappointing
H B O's Sopranos sucked
fuhgeddaboudit
Haiku # 23758, December 8, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by sheesh
my nose is pouring
provoked by plumes of bushfires
wish it was raining
Haiku # 23757, December 8, 2002 7:29 pm ET
by ash
onjaysun, picked boss
in secret santa lotto!
any good, mean thoughts?
Haiku # 23756, December 8, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by sheena
now that it's over
was your holiday good, r?
by the way, m/f?
Haiku # 23755, December 8, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by sheena
hey r of pt
really multilingual?
or faked with website?

(babelfish or any translator site)
Haiku # 23754, December 8, 2002 2:38 pm ET
by sheena
your time tends to shine
forgetting your bandages
somewhere in your mind
Haiku # 23753, December 7, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by jerm
no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode
Haiku # 23752, December 7, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode
Haiku # 23751, December 7, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the squirrels may rest
unmolested by barking
i mourn his passing
Haiku # 23750, December 7, 2002 11:35 am ET
by ap
a month just passes
Like gas from a fattened teen
Six and thirty now!
Haiku # 23749, December 7, 2002 5:44 am ET
by pbrite of chucktown, sc
the ground is still damp
time to shut off the sprinklers
winter approaching
Haiku # 23748, December 7, 2002 12:05 am ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
my perception errs:
it usually occurs when
others misperceive
Haiku # 23747, December 6, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by jerm
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