Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

Hung like a squirrel
He dives for the clitoris
Says he's an oak tree
Haiku # 23782, December 9, 2002 11:36 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Sitting there quiet,
Birds chirping, playing banjo
Uncle is still gay.
Haiku # 23781, December 9, 2002 11:34 am ET
by Battlepuppy
My ass cheeks spread wide
plaster pours forth, shards aplenty
shit plaster shards... ow.
Haiku # 23780, December 9, 2002 11:31 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Previous haiku
not meant to make fun of 9-11
My uncle is gay.
Haiku # 23779, December 9, 2002 11:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fields aplenty, patches
People looking like small ants
From a crashing plane
Haiku # 23778, December 9, 2002 11:29 am ET
by Battlepuppy
Tribute to heroes
Standing tall amidst masses
My steely man-pole
Haiku # 23777, December 9, 2002 11:26 am ET
by Battlepuppy
frothy excrement
speedy jet of greenish goo
pants are smoldering
Haiku # 23776, December 9, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Drophammer of somewhere you never want to be
Two more languages
could maybe sometime be tried -
but only one I'll dare
Haiku # 23775, December 9, 2002 9:05 am ET
by R. of PT
Until now used four,
Some are easy some are not
All are really fun
Haiku # 23774, December 9, 2002 9:02 am ET
by R. of PT
Spanish Portuguese
Can be really special fun
but need time to think
Haiku # 23773, December 9, 2002 8:58 am ET
by R. of PT
Other languages
can be called appropriate too -
Will try that one day
Haiku # 23772, December 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by R. of PT
French too many syl's
Italian nobody knows
English more popular
Haiku # 23771, December 9, 2002 8:50 am ET
by R. of PT
De quelle humeur t'es?
Ne les laisse pas decider
pour toute la journee
Haiku # 23770, December 9, 2002 8:48 am ET
by R. of PT
Don't let them decide
that happy is not your mood
when you start your day
Haiku # 23769, December 9, 2002 8:44 am ET
by R. of PT
When you start your day
is it radio or the news
who decide your mood
Haiku # 23768, December 9, 2002 8:40 am ET
by R. of PT
Let's say happiness
should be the one driving force
behind all one's moods
Haiku # 23767, December 9, 2002 8:12 am ET
by R. of PT
Is "fun" the right word -
Or "happiness" maybe is
a much better choice
Haiku # 23766, December 9, 2002 8:10 am ET
by R. of PT
Haiku is just fun -
Holiness is everywhere
and can be fun too
Haiku # 23765, December 9, 2002 8:08 am ET
by R. of PT
PT number 6
Raising popularity -
But is this what counts?
Haiku # 23764, December 9, 2002 8:04 am ET
by R. of PT
Raise my eyes towards
the mountains from which help comes -
Help from the Creator
Haiku # 23763, December 9, 2002 8:01 am ET
by R. of PT
Did not deserve it
Though I was saved anyway -
Magnanimity
Haiku # 23762, December 9, 2002 7:55 am ET
by R of PT
Last haiku should say
Eventu'ly gave way to
5 Syllables, Oops
Haiku # 23761, December 9, 2002 12:40 am ET
by Drinkin on Lincoln of Chicago
Festapalooza
Eventually Gave Way To
Twelve Beers of Christmas
Haiku # 23760, December 9, 2002 12:38 am ET
by Drinkin on Lincoln of Chicago
GREEN BAY PACKERS RULE
practice saying GREEN BAY PACK-
ERS SUPER BOWL CHAMPS
Haiku # 23759, December 8, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by PACKERS RULE
so disappointing
H B O's Sopranos sucked
fuhgeddaboudit
Haiku # 23758, December 8, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by sheesh
my nose is pouring
provoked by plumes of bushfires
wish it was raining
Haiku # 23757, December 8, 2002 7:29 pm ET
by ash
onjaysun, picked boss
in secret santa lotto!
any good, mean thoughts?
Haiku # 23756, December 8, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by sheena
now that it's over
was your holiday good, r?
by the way, m/f?
Haiku # 23755, December 8, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by sheena
hey r of pt
really multilingual?
or faked with website?

(babelfish or any translator site)
Haiku # 23754, December 8, 2002 2:38 pm ET
by sheena
your time tends to shine
forgetting your bandages
somewhere in your mind
Haiku # 23753, December 7, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by jerm
no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode
Haiku # 23752, December 7, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
no more studying
if i were to see more books
my head would explode
Haiku # 23751, December 7, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the squirrels may rest
unmolested by barking
i mourn his passing
Haiku # 23750, December 7, 2002 11:35 am ET
by ap
a month just passes
Like gas from a fattened teen
Six and thirty now!
Haiku # 23749, December 7, 2002 5:44 am ET
by pbrite of chucktown, sc
the ground is still damp
time to shut off the sprinklers
winter approaching
Haiku # 23748, December 7, 2002 12:05 am ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
my perception errs:
it usually occurs when
others misperceive
Haiku # 23747, December 6, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by jerm
you like to step on
someones bowels of infamy
exhaling honor
Haiku # 23746, December 6, 2002 10:32 pm ET
by jerm
facets are embossed
your time folds on the edge of
some unfiltered dreams
Haiku # 23745, December 6, 2002 10:27 pm ET
by jerm
time becomes quite naught
the minute you think about
destroying reason
Haiku # 23744, December 6, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by jerm
holiday goers
final baths become phony
you need true sponge bath
Haiku # 23743, December 6, 2002 6:13 pm ET
by jerm of NH
yeowch! k, truly bad
in provencial New England
Mary in "bathtub"
Haiku # 23742, December 6, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by ...you know, sitting out in the front yard
Rebus under caps,
friends can't remember and 2
think, eye due knot drink
Haiku # 23741, December 6, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by onjaysun
SF Bay doth rock
Tenderloin most savory
Dig Berkeley as well
Haiku # 23740, December 6, 2002 2:43 pm ET
by maestro of Manhattan (spec. Hell's Kitchen)
wax mold of jesus
in a field of flowers that
says "Merry Christmas"
Haiku # 23739, December 6, 2002 2:25 pm ET
by k of for instance.....
religious icons?
like Santa Claus and Rudolph?
or the trinity?
Haiku # 23738, December 6, 2002 2:19 pm ET
by ...bread cheese and wine?
employee craft fair....
i really hate these quaint
religious icons
Haiku # 23737, December 6, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by k of in the suburbs of San Jose
probably best there
isn't a way for haikuers
to upload pics then
Haiku # 23736, December 6, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by k of dsl helps if you can get it....
early winter cold
white upon white the snowdrifts
of many tissues
Haiku # 23735, December 6, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by winter blues
k, k, k ... oh, why?
J-Peg and Gif images
Are most annoying
Haiku # 23734, December 6, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by maestro
Peter O Peter
How I have missed you darling!
There's no one like you!
Haiku # 23733, December 6, 2002 1:19 pm ET
by rozboz of here and now
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