Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

So it''s vote for Keyes
Here in New Hampshire it''s cold
We crave Ovaltine
Haiku # 2992, January 28, 2000 3:25 pm ET
by Basho-lobotomus
if yer not with us
methinks ya are a-Guiness
kiss me irish arse
Haiku # 2991, January 28, 2000 3:17 pm ET
by Basho- Oreilly
sublimation now
and then projection later
here comes neurosis
Haiku # 2990, January 28, 2000 3:11 pm ET
by Basho-permanante
congratulations
your vows are still permanent
please pass the Elmer''s
Haiku # 2989, January 28, 2000 3:04 pm ET
by Basho-soso
Super Bowl Sunday
Essentially meaning
Less activity
Haiku # 2988, January 28, 2000 12:05 pm ET
by SDSquint
the sky opens up
black clouds scuttle overhead
and nature says "ahhhhhhhhhhh"
Haiku # 2987, January 28, 2000 9:53 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
Dam(n) urination!
Let me stay in my warm bed!
Morning comes early...
Haiku # 2986, January 28, 2000 8:52 am ET
by (_)D~
without any doubt
the silliest things i did
without any doubt
Haiku # 2985, January 28, 2000 3:15 am ET
by ash
to be jung once more
could that make me less a freud ?
back on the couch please
Haiku # 2984, January 28, 2000 3:04 am ET
by ash
if you insist on
psychological warfare
Just call me Sigmund
Haiku # 2983, January 27, 2000 9:44 pm ET
by Notagain of godzilla
Samson took Rogaine
Hercules shot steroids
Jackie Chan''s got class
Haiku # 2982, January 27, 2000 9:34 pm ET
by Gesshu of Isuzu
style don''t forget it
if you ain''t got it go home
such a hollow fuck
Haiku # 2981, January 27, 2000 9:27 pm ET
by Basho-manicdepo
One man''s bad haiku
is not necessarily
anything to read.
Haiku # 2980, January 27, 2000 9:14 pm ET
by Basho-maticus
Send the kid back home
This is a fucking disgrace
He belongs with DAD
Haiku # 2979, January 27, 2000 3:34 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Look at the Kitty
Rub it and it feels sooooooo nice
Mmmmmmm sexy young thing
Haiku # 2978, January 27, 2000 3:33 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Is this list closing?
What the hell is that about?
Hey Janis! What''s up?
Haiku # 2977, January 27, 2000 3:30 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Rabbit looks both ways
Everything''s cool, cross the road
Wheel well roadburger
Haiku # 2976, January 27, 2000 12:47 pm ET
by SDSquint
I just found this list
And now they say it''s closing?
Story of my life.
Haiku # 2975, January 27, 2000 9:58 am ET
by (_)D~
THE BOX SAID,
WIN 95 OR BETTER.
SO I BOUGHT A MAC.
Haiku # 2974, January 27, 2000 8:07 am ET
by zombie of spore, spore
Sky drops pelt my head
Pitter patter plop kersploosh
Fix the roof you jerk!
Haiku # 2973, January 26, 2000 7:06 pm ET
by (_)D~Coffee (_)D~
Spent the whole morning
Shoveling old lady''s walk
She gives me the bird!
Haiku # 2972, January 26, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by Kackarott
Fucking up a Hai-
-Ku is embarassing, DAMN!
titty turtle rump!
Haiku # 2971, January 26, 2000 6:05 pm ET
by Kackarott
Where is the Newbridge?!?!
How much frenchtoast do you want?
NEVERMIND! Curl up tight.
Haiku # 2970, January 26, 2000 5:57 pm ET
by Kackarott
Quiero un hombre
Con cartera grande y
Boca cerrada
Haiku # 2969, January 26, 2000 5:19 pm ET
by (_)D Coffee
cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad
Haiku # 2968, January 26, 2000 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cold cold cold cold cold
winter, canada, cold, bad
bad bad bad bad bad
Haiku # 2967, January 26, 2000 1:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
quiero mujer
con tetas muy grande
y chucha dulce
Haiku # 2966, January 26, 2000 10:25 am ET
by mondongo of Houston
Endlessly you scroll
Will you find the latest post?
We need therapy!
Haiku # 2965, January 26, 2000 6:01 am ET
by <@>Coffee<@>
Dog piss on carpet
No more shall I deal with this
Out damned spot I say!
Haiku # 2964, January 26, 2000 5:39 am ET
by <@>Coffee<@>
What is a "lezzer"
O baldheaded Messr?And
May I have one too?
Haiku # 2963, January 25, 2000 8:00 pm ET
by <@>Coffee<@>
I shout at the screen
lady, run for it! you''ll drown!
Peter North prepares
Haiku # 2962, January 25, 2000 7:32 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
california time
traffic sounds through crooked walls
impossible sky
Haiku # 2961, January 25, 2000 7:30 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
naming my demons
I chased them away from here
temporarily
Haiku # 2960, January 25, 2000 7:22 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Wind blows, air stinks,
Nasal passages blocked up,
TV answers all needs,
Haiku # 2959, January 25, 2000 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Somebody gets my thanks
You''ve broken the law today
It arrived just fine
Haiku # 2958, January 25, 2000 3:29 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
when my back fucks up
i sounds like i"m having sex
whenever i move
Haiku # 2957, January 25, 2000 5:13 am ET
by ash
underneath facades
close to the epicentre
some truths still exist
Haiku # 2956, January 25, 2000 5:11 am ET
by ash
The last one was mine
And yes I do have a chip
Upon my shoulder
Haiku # 2955, January 24, 2000 10:06 pm ET
by Floatation Device
It''s a modern myth
That men are unable to
Give cunnilingus
Haiku # 2954, January 24, 2000 10:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I wonder more that
Men want sex with bald-headed
Flat-chested lezzers
Haiku # 2953, January 24, 2000 9:59 pm ET
by Floatation Device
Why do some men think
Lesbians want sex with them?
Smegma is so eww!
Haiku # 2952, January 24, 2000 4:11 pm ET
by Coffee of USA
The inside of my
Thighs kind of smell like mushrooms
From recent contact.
Haiku # 2951, January 24, 2000 10:08 am ET
by Fatty
I had a dog with
a funny name. Would you like
to hear it? Would you?
Haiku # 2950, January 24, 2000 10:05 am ET
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
It never snows in
Little Rock, it only will
Piss nasty rain down
Haiku # 2949, January 24, 2000 10:03 am ET
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Nobody reads this
maybe they come by and look
I can not blame them
Haiku # 2948, January 24, 2000 10:02 am ET
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Texas navy beans,
A fruit that makes corn bread complete.
Spoonful and a smile.
Haiku # 2947, January 24, 2000 9:56 am ET
by Nathaniel of Little Rock,
Belly button kiss
Is what pushes my buttons
Lay back and cum quick
Haiku # 2946, January 24, 2000 3:58 am ET
by Sarah-rednutpeanut of rah, blah
IRONY

The more intensely
you want it, the less chance you
have of getting it.

Haiku # 2945, January 23, 2000 8:31 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
I try to think of
something intelligent to
say. I have no luck.
Haiku # 2944, January 23, 2000 6:09 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
I see the monsters.
An unshared reality
forces me to scream.
Haiku # 2943, January 23, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
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