JIMMY ''JJ'' WALKER,
DEAD OR ALIVE????

ARNALD HORSHACK -
DEAD OR ALIVE????

FAT ALBERT....DEAD OR ALIVE??

Eating a turkey sandwich,
munching pretzels, drink coffee.
This is break time for me.

sf inna car
hos inna bar
stop the war

stinky balls in my face
make me wanna mastabate
large and sweaty up my ass
life is good, i hope this lasts

then again i find
that people usually tend to
shine at 'the' x'pense

Yes I know it

truly i cannot
spell for the life of me as
i delve in the groove

time is unlike a
once blinding miget porn groove
it must be delight

Rain sweeps across moor
Heathcliff cries out for Cathy
From novel I wrote

you can submit your
filthy rocket queen as i
tear my jacobs off

But oh no, you just
had to write these Bad Haiku

If you had only
concentrated on your world
domination plans

Which will be filled by
people with less talent but
better strategies

Too late, you missed your
Chance, for now there

Far better to move
swiftly and take over the
world now while you can

They

Weird rout to power
SF Undermining his
own strange powerbase

tweeking is the word
scratching my scabs till i'm raw
for the fun of it

someone shut me up
take crystal meth for head aches
you're in for a ride

Just think like this then
The more german I write now
The better I get
When I visit there
In two years time for a year
I'll pull more women

Unternarr mit Senf
Keine Schokolade und
Viel Kinderso

and this is my life
i would force it on no one
it would be too cruel

which is more painless
marriage kids and minivans
or an open vein

unlike most straight males
i blow my load instantly
and proud of it too

why fake orgasms
i don't care if she has one
it's all about me

i agree with you
vanilla coca cola
does taste like semen

my room is a mess
a model of entropy
but that is nature

because death is death
a coffin would be needless
the ditch will do fine

an awful language
full of spit and choking sounds
butchers all haiku

a teutonic plague
abandon your beastly words
before i thrash you

Nein nein nein nein nein
Ich sto

Ich sto

tireless nipples
drinking breast milk for hours
till i get my fill

Ich stie

Ja, meinen Affe
Ist zu gro

so i was lying
plan A was also plan B
and it never fail

i've had a good life
though you may not believe it
now leave me alone

That surprises me
That you had a plan A too
What would that have been?

just back that thing up
i didn't mean you fat girl
oh christ here she comes

i'll get lung cancer
buy some prescription ganja
smoke myself to death

chocalate when your stoned
flavor extravaganza
pleasure overload

a hundred dollars
for a quarter ounce of weed
worth every penny

it's quite a burden
being masculine that is
i can't wear makeup

i must fend them off
horny coeds flock to me
one at a time girls

worst blow job ever
wild badgers are more gentle
i'll be sore for days

the date has gone wrong
i switch over to plan b
drug her and fuck her

i'll go to japan
and study zen for a while
perhaps i'll be cured

why am i so hot
i really can't answer that
just nature i guess